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    Dirk has to run from his friends that are acting weird, and figure out how to get away from them and survive. Overcoming past problems and having to face new ones how will he handle this new loop life threw at him as he realizes that not only is he in a doomed timeline but that there's no escape from it or from his friends hunting him down.

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    "Jake English, this mac and cheese is good enough to give a man with erectile dysfunction a rock hard boner.”

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    After many years on Earth C, Dirk and Jake learn to heal in their own horny ways.

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    It's cold out here. You feel goosebumps run up and down your arms like hounds that have caught a scent. You should've brought a jacket. Next to you, the object of your affections is crying and you don't know what to do. You feel inept and dumb and you need something to take it out on before it splashes onto him. You don't want to hurt him.
    "I need to tell you something," He's slurring badly. This can't be good.

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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    The sequel to CronusQuest. The following fanfiction contains coarse language and, due to its content, should not be read by anyone.

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    Inspired by medievalstuck by my friend the frog and fantasystuck by egosweetheart. :3

    The war between Prospit and Derse had ended and a treaty signed to prevent further destruction of the two kingdoms.
    The ruling royals of Derse have been dethroned and Amporas have taken over.
    Your name is Dirk Eloise Strider and you've just witnessed a coup from the Amporas and have been forced to flee.
    Your name is David Elizabeth Strider II and you've just escape your execution.
    Your name is Rosette Thea Lalonde and you just gotten news of the coup in your home kingdom.
    Your name is Cronus Ampora and you're escorting a mysterious seer/representative of Prospit to Derse.

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    In a world where a fanfiction author decides that they really liked the Infinite Loops idea before realizing how fucking big and weird it was decided to make a fanfiction in a fandom they had newly fallen into. Join multiple characters that you love and hate in an adventure that you won't ever forget! Or at least I hope you don't forget that would make me sad if you did.

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    5/?
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    At the start of the Covid outbreak, John Egbert's roommate moves back home, leaving him alone with a two bedroom apartment in the city. John is stressing out about getting his work done and finding a new place to live, when his best friend messages him, inviting John to come and live with his family on his farm where they harvest oranges from their orchard.
    John jumps at the chance to live with Dave rent-free with high hopes that will be the end of all his stressing, only, John didn't factor in the torment and stress that being gay on a farm filled with hot men would bring him and his fragile heart.

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    Dave and Karkat are sent on their first quest, the new adventure allowing them to get to know each other as never before. Through their journey and with their new deepening relationships; can they save the kingdom as their destiny requires?

    (I'm horrible at summaries sorry. Rated M for later Violence)

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Chapters:
    73/?
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    “What ever,” he says, intelligently. “You’d be so lucky to have me and you know it.”

    Dirk looks at him- really looks at him, those bright eyes that John sure never knew he had sliding along his body, assessing. It should feel a lot hornier than it actually does. But it doesn’t, because the gaze is all assessing, and when Dirk flicks his eyes over at the guy who’s touching him like Dirk’s his, the dismissal is all too clear.
    And it burns.

    “Sure,” Dirk says, caustic. “Whatever helps you sleep at night, bro.”

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    What if in A06A05, when the Tricksters got to LOTAK, Roxy, Jane, and Jake just fucked Dirk instead?

    That's literally it.

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    Wow, you think, that’s a lot of mental italics, especially for a day when - through no fault of your own, for a change - you feel like reheated garbage. Hangovers apparently have nothing on catching space parasites.

    “I am not,” the voice stresses in a menacing undertone, “a fucking parasite. I’m a symbiote.”

    (The prompt asked for Dave getting a symbiote that fucks him, and I was absolutely delighted to comply.)

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    what goes on in janes head after the whole thing

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    Life in the city was never all that great for Dave; but when he moves out to the country to live with his aunt Rose, he finds out that he hates it there even more.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    That is the plot

    It takes place in a roleplay I made on Chicken Smoothie where I completely am prepared to make this a plot point.

    All the characters have been AUified

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    DAVE: no seriously
    DAVE: it can literally do anything
    DAVE: like
    DAVE: talk to anything drive anything calculate anything
    DAVE: this thing is smart as fuck
    DIRK: Can it make babies and play football?
    DAVE: yeah dude totally

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    A retelling of the 2018 thriller, Upgrade, because everything is Homestuck. A good old fashioned high-tech revenge fantasy romp around a city that runs on machines in the near future; complete with AI, Striderian angst, and run on sentences, just like Mama used to make.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    12
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    Dirk Strider has to kill Jake English.

    He's not the only one. Won't be the last. He has no choice if he wants to keep his brother alive, and for that, he would do anything the world asked of him.

    Jake English has to keep them alive.

    He never asked to be a leader, just wanted to make sure his friends had enough to stay on their feet.

    It's too late to turn back now.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    23
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    2
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    Draconics, a dying magical species hunted by ruthless hunting guilds. KarKat Vantas and the two of his brothers may be involved in said hunting guilds, and while setting out to catch a violet scaled Draconic, he makes a nearly fatal mistake.

    Eridan thought he would be able to hide his dragon features just long enough to escape the bustling town. But instead he had gotten himself trapped. Trapped to this stupid human with a stupid mating mark.

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    6/?
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    Karkat Vantas moved to Earth for his own safety and wants nothing more than to graduate college in peace. The universe has other plans.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    5/22
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    608

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