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    Dave and Jade stim :)

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    “Ampora you’re fucking insane!” You yell, you’re starting to feel light headed from all the anxiety you’re having right now, is he really going to push you in?

    He gives you a serious look.

    “Havve fun wwith the fish, fucker.”

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    Life in the city was never all that great for Dave; but when he moves out to the country to live with his aunt Rose, he finds out that he hates it there even more.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    2
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    2
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    A group of best friends find an old, beat-up mascot costume and decide to host a funeral for it

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    1/?
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    Dave leaves a journal for Karkat.
    (Minor spoilers for The Homestuck Epilogues: Candy)

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    DAVE: no seriously
    DAVE: it can literally do anything
    DAVE: like
    DAVE: talk to anything drive anything calculate anything
    DAVE: this thing is smart as fuck
    DIRK: Can it make babies and play football?
    DAVE: yeah dude totally

    -

    A retelling of the 2018 thriller, Upgrade, because everything is Homestuck. A good old fashioned high-tech revenge fantasy romp around a city that runs on machines in the near future; complete with AI, Striderian angst, and run on sentences, just like Mama used to make.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    Dirk Strider has to kill Jake English.

    He's not the only one. Won't be the last. He has no choice if he wants to keep his brother alive, and for that, he would do anything the world asked of him.

    Jake English has to keep them alive.

    He never asked to be a leader, just wanted to make sure his friends had enough to stay on their feet.

    It's too late to turn back now.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    22
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    2
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    Jane had control of the radio today - she and her Dad alternated on and off - and that meant that the old, busted boombox from her father's childhood was attuned to the local 80s top pop hits station. It had been retrofitted severely by her father's skillful hand, bluetooth receiver, Sirius XM Radio that they never used because the subscription lapsed, new internals, all the bells and whistles that could be accomplished without ruining its tinny, creaky sound. "Take... on... me...!" Jane sung quietly under her breath in her best choir girl voice, making sure she was keeping sharp in the off-season where school was no longer a necessity due to days off. Gotta keep those throat muscles trained for singing, Jane!

    131/365

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    1/1
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    Karkat Vantas moved to Earth for his own safety and wants nothing more than to graduate college in peace. The universe has other plans.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    18
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    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Trolls are brought back to life in the end and Eridan struggles to make his way through and to live normally.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
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    Sollux said he wasn't going to pester the humans, yet Jade has his username and she counted all twelve trolls. Clearly, the only way to deal with this discrepancy was to write a potential interaction they may have had. Certain things may not match canon exactly, the timeline is too confusing for me to be sure. Anyway, here's a taste of what you're in for:

    GG: ugh!
    GG: yknow, im starting to get sick of blocking you guys!
    TA: thats faiir.
    TA: were ba2iically all iin2ufferable.

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    6
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you are definitely not freaking out.

    Nope. Not freaking out at all. Not a single ounce of freak-out up in this bitch. The freak-out detector is not emitting a single beep as it was rendered speechless by the sheer lack of freaking out in your body. You are the most calm and serene guy around the block. You might even go so far as to say you have basically achieved nirvana.

    (In which John is coming over, Dave has a deeply repressed crush on his best friend, and the Strider household is a great source of concern for everyone involved.)

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    Comments:
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    Клип на песню "В руках великана" группы "Пикник".
    Видеоряд взят из вебкомикса "Homestuck" Эндрю Хасси.
    Материальной выгоды не извлекаю.

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    Русский
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    Your whole life, "I tried and now I'm getting older"
    Your whole life, "I tried and now I’m getting closer"

    - Oliver Tree, Miracle Man

    Years after the game ends, someone wakes up in a fridge.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    Inspired by medievalstuck by my friend the frog and fantasystuck by egosweetheart. :3

    The war between Prospit and Derse had ended and a treaty signed to prevent further destruction of the two kingdoms.
    The ruling royals of Derse have been dethroned and Amporas have taken over.
    Your name is Dirk Eloise Strider and you've just witnessed a coup from the Amporas and have been forced to flee.
    Your name is David Elizabeth Strider II and you've just escape your execution.
    Your name is Rosette Thea Lalonde and you just gotten news of the coup in your home kingdom.
    Your name is Cronus Ampora and you're escorting a mysterious seer/representative of Prospit to Derse.

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    1/?
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    Three years after the game, Dave returns to his apartment and meets someone he doesn’t expect.

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    25
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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

    Featuring literally as many Homestuck characters as I can fit.

    Temporarily on hiatus due to IRL! Updates will return ASAP
    (Technically 23/365)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    94,909
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1301
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    Dave Strider has always lived his life fighting in the war that took America by storm years ago when the initial nuclear bombs dropped, destroying the country. In a near-death experience, he meets a new and much more sheltered species. He finds himself living a life he never imagined existed in the world that he lived in now, but there he was, growing soft for a boy who had no idea of the troubles and navigation of the overworld.

    (Warnings may change over time, so please check the tags. They include things such as domestic abuse, child abuse, claustrophobia, mentions of blood and gore, and there will probably be mentions triggering emetophobia.)
    Thank you for reading! Y'all are the best!

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    English
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    Comments:
    34
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    61
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    8
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    In which Rose and Kanaya are apprehensive and fragile about everything.

    Series
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    English
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    26,475
    Chapters:
    6/10
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    529
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    [This story is part of the Cracks in the Crown series] [This is part 2]

    ♋︎ You thought the quadrants were complicated before? Seadwellers are all the more difficult to get your think pan around.
    ♒︎️ You've spent a long time in solitude... it's about time you start to open up about yourself.

    https://bit.ly/2GxHlc5 (tunes to follow along chapter by chapter, highly recommended)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    178,544
    Chapters:
    36/50
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    4501

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