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    Take the characters from The Lord of the Rings and move them into a modern setting, struggling with rebellious teenage children, love and family drama.
    Legolas is a busy single father, and Ilweran is his 16-year-old son.
    What could possibly go wrong?
    This is the trashiest, cliché-filled story with the most OOC characters I've ever written. But I was young and then I got attached to it. If you don't take it seriously it's probably funny too.

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    24/27
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    Hi! I'm Sierra Parker, a typical albeit hilarious bean that ended up doing not such typical stuff.
    I'll be narrating my own story...welcome! Glad to have you along for the journey there and back again!
    Your opinions, comments, questions,and kudos mean a dragon sized amount. Hold onto your hats, this roller coaster has some crazy surprises along the way! [Seriously, it keeps me writing, so bring the love, humans!]
    Oh, if you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling.

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    Bilbo Baggins was a hobbit, that much was true. There was something that did set him apart however. He did not start as a hobbit, and he did not always take the form of one. You might recognize one of his other names. He is also known as Smaug the Dreadful, Smaug the Magnificent, and occasionally Silvertongue.

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    24/?
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    In the Shire there were two truths. The Tooks were odd and the Baggins were respectable. The Baggins family dealt in contracts and favours, and while the Shire knew that the Tooks were odd, it was the Baggins family that had other blood running through their veins.
    Bilbo Baggins did not go running out his door for want of an adventure, he went running out his door because of a terribly worded contract and a laughable quest that somehow held the spark of other.
    In this story, it is not the Tooks that held fae blood in their family tree, it is the Baggins, and theirs is so much closer to the surface.

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    15/?
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    'The Dark Brotherhood is a guild of elite assassins who revel in blood and darkness. They know nought but murder and shadows.'

    You remembered your mother telling you stories about the group which terrorised Skyrim when you were a young bosmer, but now, as chief among that same guild, you know better.

    It's complete and utter bullshit, by the way.

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    The first six chapters are under editing, so there won’t be any new stuff for a while, sorry!

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    7/?
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    A new take on GIME. “Who are you?” I scooted back quickly, hands automatically covering my stomach. Gandalf’s eyes twinkled, “I think the true question here my dear is … Who are you?” A pregnant 20 year old falls into Middle Earth, and is by necessity dragged along on the journey. Only to Lothlorien of course. Of course.

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    5/?
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    Y/n L/n is an orphan who lives with her Aunt, Uncle and Cousin since her single mother died in a car accident. One day, Y/n is approached by a tall wizard called Gandalf who offers her the adventure of a lifetime. However, Y/n says no. What will happen when Y/n falls into another world?

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    El destino da muchas vueltas por lo que nadie sabe que ocurrirá, ¿Quién diría que un encuentro ocurrido hace 7 años haría latir su corazón por un enano?, ¿y quien diría que ese enano era el legitimo Rey de Erebor?.

    Bilba Bolsón ha tratado de ser una respetable Hobbit desde la muerte de su padre hace 5 años, sin embargo tanto sus primos Drogo y Prímula, como su madre Belladona y un entrometido Mago, la obligaran a viajar en contra de su voluntad por la mitad de la tierra media, en una peligrosa Búsqueda con 13 Enanos, dicho mago y su madre, haciéndola experimentar emociones que creyó olvidadas y enfrentar la difícil decisión de elegir quien realmente quiere ser, si dejar que su lado Bolsón o Tuk ganen la batalla en su interior, el deber contra el querer, ¿pero por que no puede ser ambas?, y mientras lo descubre deberá lidiar con sus sentimientos hacia cierto Enano que no deja de hacer que su corazón se brinque varios latidos desde el día en que lo conoció.

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    12/?
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    (Post-Battle of the Five Armies/Slight AU/Canon Divergence)
    After the Quest for Erebor, Y/n Baggins and her elder brother, Bilbo, return to their home in The Shire, with Y/n now pregnant with the illegitimate son of Thorin Oakenshield. When Thorin discovers his One is expecting, it's a race against time for Thorin to reunite with Y/n, before she gives birth.

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    6/?
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    When your life is turned upside down by a stupid fight and a random hole on the ground. And because life is like from Alice and the Wonderland, you find youself in Middle Eart, encountering magic by accident - not your fault, at all- and thanks to a sertain raven haired idiot and a wizard, you find yourself travelling alongside with the company as a dog.

    Thank you, Gandalf, that is enough for a day!

    Besides trying to get back to human, you find new challenges as you travel with the company. And new revelations about yourself. As one of your uncle's says, "Life is good". Now you get to prove, is it?

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    24/?
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    A story about soulmates, soulmarks and a very powerful sleeping curse. Constants several ships, a few oc’s and a good mix of fluffy angst.

    Basically, Bilbo gets cursed by a witch and the only one that can break the curse is Thorin. Que Gandalf, the sneak bastard, having to back petal to convince the company the Bilbo is indeed alive (sorta) and explain that Frigga is Bilbo and Thorin’s daughter.

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    "What do you want from me?" He looked serious, slightly bothered that I saw through his words. Gandalf's face grew dark and he scanned the room, his eyes finally landing on a dwarf sitting by himself across the Prancing Pony. I followed his gaze, not recognizing the dwarf. I looked back at Gandalf puzzled. "I need you to keep him alive."

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    5/?
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    Winter is something both dreaded and loved by the peoples of Middle Earth. Bilbo will get an unexpected surprise; a very unexpected one indeed that will bring back memories.

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    1/1
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    16
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    77
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    For once, Hazel wanted a home.
    With all she knew lost to time, the barriers between herself and the shadows blurring, she chose to latch on to a song.
    A single choice and her fate was being woven into that very music she'd stopped to listen to- a necessary overtone of silence to the harmony of the voices.
    Perhaps in that song... she would finally find a place to call home.

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    18/?
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    Une fois de plus, Gandalf l'avait piégé. Une fois de plus, il regrettait d'avoir été suffisamment gentil pour lui adresser la parole, ce jour-là, en primaire. Et dire que la semaine avait déjà été suffisamment éreintante comme ça...

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    2/?
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    4
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    1
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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

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    60,225
    Chapters:
    20/?
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    Un jour, Thorin découvrit l'existence de Bilbon. Comme une lueur d'espoir dans toutes ces ténèbres qui n'attendaient que son diplôme pour l'engloutir.

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    5/?
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    Erebor never fell. The Shire was attacked. Belladonna Baggins appears in Erebor covered in blood, burns, and bruises. She must travel back to The Shire and fight for her home. She'll do anything to give Hobbits hope and a place to call home again. Even if reveals her secrets and costs her her life.

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    14/14
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    9
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    40
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    Hawthorn Baggins journeys home after the line of Durin is broken.

    She expects everything to be different and she’s prepared for that. She’ll plant her trees and watch them grow and maybe someday she’ll be able to think of Kili and Fili, of Thorin without the urge to weep. Only when she reaches her smial...nothing’s changed.

     

    At all.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    After a harrowing attack on the Angle, Aragorn journeys with Gandalf to track down wights that have escaped from the Barrow-Downs. But the hunt carries consequences far beyond mere ghosts, and Aragorn must make choices that will determine the fate of the Dúnedain.

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    25,403
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    393

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