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    "You’re a cute girl, and you know the effect you have on men, and for a while now have wondered how far that can go with Takahiro. He’s practically snarling at you as you struggle to hold onto him against his long arms, making your blood race in excitement."

    Basically, you and Makki have spent the entirety of your lives fighting with one another.

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    People [are] hiding everywhere; stand still as a stone...

    Merlin has imagined telling Arthur his secret. He's thought about it countless times, hundreds upon hundreds. Thought about his fate, his destiny to serve Arthur as the Once and Future King.

    But he's never imagined this. Never thought this would happen, never thought he would take such a step.

    And now he is certain that his end has come.

    (Or, Merlin plans or rather decides spur of the moment to reveal his magic and - if necessary - die trying. Because how can he be completely, utterly certain that he is immortal, Kilgharrah? And how can he truly serve Arthur if he forever conceals an integral part of himself?)

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    19/25
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    “I bet you’ve never been satisfied,” he whispered, his voice deathly low, filled with nothing but smug mockery.

    Nobara was unfazed by his words and expression. She batted his hand away and straightened up on the throne with a grin, “I bet you’re a virgin.”

    Sukuna’s smirk faltered for a moment as he blinked and said, “Excuse me?”

    Nobara’s lips widened, “I bet you’ve never satisfied anyone before. Wouldn’t even know how to.”

    Sukuna chuckled at that, “Oh I know exactly how to satisfy someone.”

    “Prove it.”

    “Do you have any idea who you’re talking to?”

    “Someone pretending to be a King.” The silence was thick and heavy, deafening in the domain as the drip of blood sounded in the distance. Nobara broke it first as she leaned forward and dropped her voice into a low whisper, “I’m right aren’t I?”

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    In order to keep the members of the Dark Brotherhood in contact with one another, Speaker Terenus creates a group chat and invites several…distinct individuals to join, although may be in over his head.

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    10/?
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    4
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    27
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    2
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    A orange Grumpus comes to an island called Snacktooth with their boss, where they were told a new story would lie for them

    They meet some other Grumpuses who were called there for many reasons that were different from each other

    Everything starts off fine to begin with

    But soon, all that happiness will turn into despair

     

    Currently on - Chapter 2: Broken Hope

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    1
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    Professor Rey Nieman is working very hard on her second year teaching Muggle Studies at Hogwarts: after all, it's a brand new required class in this modern day and age, and she's fresh out of grad school. As a Muggle-born, she brings a valuable viewpoint to the curriculum.

    However, not every professor is as welcoming as most of her peers, and as the year progresses, Rey begins to uncover dark secrets lurking in the very walls of Hogwarts.

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    A small act of kindness can change the trajectory of life and when wealthy lawstudent Madara takes in a homeless teenager to save him from freezing to death in the unusually cold September weather, he has no idea what he has thrown himself into.

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    Now that they're Home and settled, Alpha-06 has decided he's ready for another squad. Edee is, predictably, incredibly invested in all of this. A Chatfic.

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    1/1
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    21
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    184
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    4
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    matchablossom getting wet in the rain and going back to kojiro's restaurant to dry off and kojiro can see more of kaoru's body than he has since hs and fck it gets him so worked up

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    What do you do when you need to convince your fiancé that enslaving elves is a-okay, in a bid to please his future parents-in-law? You buy him three hot dark elf sisters to enjoy, of course!

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    That elicited laughter from the strange barista. “You have a point.” Propping his chin up his hand, the raven threw him a smirk. “Then, what can I get you today, handsome stranger?”
    Goro’s frown deepened, even if his heartrate sped up. “Do you make it a habit to flirt with your customers?”
    “Only the pretty ones,” the raven smiled impishly, noting with satisfaction how Goro flushed. “Now, your order?”
    When Goro found his voice again, he tried hard to regain his composure. “A simple coffee will suffice.”
    “Huh, that’s a plain choice. You sure about that? You really could have anything you want,” the employee hummed, “Even things- typically off the menu.”

    Goro and his boyfriend upkeep their healthy, romantic relationship together, and every day spent together is luminous. But Goro grows curious about what would happen if both of them abandoned their inhibitions and Ren stopped being gentle and kind in his every notion. Suggesting him a roleplay, they dive into a world that reveals traits unknown to both of them. Trapped in the dangerous game of love and unfiltered desire, where will it all end?

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    The last night before Shigaraki gets his power-up surgery and he wants to spend it alone. He did not expect a certain fire user to show up.

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    "Maybe you should just give up on him?"

    "I can't hoyoung, I've tried already but I'm so used to him. I just can't."

    "Then maybe you should just wait for a better chance to go for it."

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    5
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    Komaeda learns that you kind of like it when he makes fun of you for being talentless.

    You suck him off in a closet. that's it. that's the fic.

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    1/1
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    One Archdemon has demonstrated their marked distaste for public displays of affection - or, affection coming from this Archangel, in general.
    One Archangel plans to use that to his - and, eventually, their - advantage.

     

    The flipside of 'Shadow-Skulking'. No knowledge of the former story required.

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    When a stranger comes to you, asking if you could spare a cigarette, you thought nothing of it.

    After all, it's just a cigarette.

     

    TW - I plan for this story to get VERY dark so read at your own risk.

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    29/?
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    You put the King of Curses in his place.

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    Philadelphia is a weird place. Aliens, monsters, demons, kid's show hosts, you name it—they're all here, and they're having the time of their lives.

    It's basically just my take on the events of the Picoverse. It does include Friday Night Funkin', because I imagine they take place in the same universe (and also hyperfixations go brrrr)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    17
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    1
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    So Della takes Kablooie to Daffy's house so he can learn that Daffy was his bio father. Kablooie rejects his father as his dad, and meets three people who he immediately believes is his true love. Plucky Duck, Buster Bunny, and Babs Bunny. Then ruins everything by betraying everyone. Then never gets over it.

    Look inside for more details.

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    40,315
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    4
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    568
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    The Faunus Revolution failed. Faunus had their rights removed and were made into slaves, with all the rights and duties of such a status. A young woman, recently captured and bought, is brought before the youngest scion of the Arc family to slake his lust and ensure some experience for the young man as he waits for the date of his marriage to Cinder Ella. From an act of seeming mercy, an odd relationship may spring. From a kindness, a new love?

    A very slow-burn Knightslayer fic, with probably more pairings popping and cropping up. Be forewarned: Themes of slavery, degradation, inhumanity and racism/speciesism/xenophobia are present.

    Language:
    English
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    874,552
    Chapters:
    63/?
    Comments:
    754
    Kudos:
    848
    Bookmarks:
    154
    Hits:
    136776

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