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    A prologue to Soldier, Poet, Warlord (I'm working on it, it's not out right now)
    Tells the childhood/history of Jaskier as he will be in the next work.
    His mother is a quarter-elf prostitute that Count de'Lettenhove doesn't realize is part elf. She has a child and his name is Julian Aen Lilia, her little Jaskier, her little Dandelion.
    Unfortunately, Nobility has never been known to let happiness lay where it will.
    so Julian Aen Lilia becomes Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de'Lettenhove.

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    "“Good answer,” a deep voice rumbled behind him, and Jaskier leaned backwards to see a looming white-haired form towering behind him. A shiver ran down his spine. He hadn't even heard the man come in. And that voice!

    “Papa! Jaskier's here!” Ciri cried, scrambling from her stool to throw herself at the man.

    “I can see that, cub.”

    Jaskier turned to better take in the view: fantastic shoulders, a jawline you could cut yourself on, hazel eyes so rich they could be called golden, and a soft smile turned towards the girl who was positively dwarfed in his presence. Ooh. Jaskier might just have found his new muse."

    Unable to take the pressures of his music career anymore, Jaskier finds himself in the middle of nowhere, Wales, in the small town of Kaer Morhen. He never dreamed, when he first arrived, that he would one day call the place home.

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    Duke Aleksander of Velen, Lady Milena de Roggeven, Lady Oliwia Bartol, and Viscount Julian de Lettenhove are plagued by strange visitors to their noble houses.

    Who are these black-clad intruders and why are they so determined to disturb their isolated perfect lives?

    But all is not as it seems.

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    All it takes is one wrong action, at the exactly worst time, when you're wound tighter than a hair trigger. Of course, something is going to brake and, like anything under pressure, it’s going to be spectacular.

    Why are witchers being expelled from the library?
    Eskel is about to unexpectedly meet his problem face to face, causing a powder keg to explode.
    A cat witcher is about to be the voice of reason.
    Olive branches can be extended.

    But only if the book sprite does not burn them all to the ground first.

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    The Witcher Warlord of the North is feared by all. When Jaskier is caught up in a plot to murder the Warlord, he assumes that means he will die. And while his life as a disowned, wandering bard does end, it doesn't happen at all in the way that Jaskier thinks.

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    inexplicifics wrote a fic where Eskel is at The Tournament.
    I wrote some witchers discussing what happened after that, when some people got too clever for their own good.

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    Jad finally takes concrete action toward his new life. He buys a house and, along the way, discovers that companionship might be easier to come by than anyone would expect. Love? That's another story.

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    For every ten children that are taken as a candidate, only three become witchers.
    It is how it always has been, and it is how always will be.
    ***
    Eskel saves his brothers during their Trial of the Medallion. A century later, he saves all the boys to come.

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    A company of mercenaries turned bandits decide to see what the pickings are like in the Wolflands. It's not like kings and emperors ever bothered dealing with them, so surely the Witchers won't care about a little raiding and pillaging, right?

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    The humans of Kaer Morhen suddenly turn on their Witchers - and what magic has wrought, only cunning can undo.

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    There you stand, next to me
    All at once, the rest is history
    Your eyes are wider than distance
    This life is sweeter than fiction

    ~

    At the end of it all, when the Witchers have united under Geralt’s name, when Geralt stands in front of them, when he tells them that in two days’ time they march for Ard Carraigh—

    It’s Jaskier who first shouts his agreement, “White Wolf!”

    The hall seems to hold its breath for a moment and then, a great rumble like thunder in the distance, coming from every voice in the hall, “White Wolf!”

    Jaskier could swear, even though he’s only one of hundreds, that in that moment, Geralt looks directly at him, golden eyes burning into his soul.

    Or: the first twenty years of the Warlord of the North's reign as documented by Jaskier of the Cats

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    Witchers can survive on little sleep, if necessary. When it's not necessary (which is most of the time these days, praise the White Wolf), they can laze around in bed with the best of them. And for Witchers with human lovers, the call of the sheets and cuddling is nearly irresistible.

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    “White Wolf,” the man rasped as the Witchers stopped just before the table, “I have come to re-” he broke off in a cough, a painful sound that had Triss already out of her seat, hesitating just to the side of the man, ready to help when permitted. “To request asylum,” he continued, pushing off from the guards helping him and sinking to his knees, though whether in submission or pain, Geralt couldn’t be sure. “My name is Julian Alfred Pankratz,” he continued haltingly, struggling to get the words out, “I request sanctuary from Redania and Nilfgaard…” he stopped talking, swaying where he knelt, and Geralt hastily glanced to Eskel for advice.

    Or: Geralt's the Warlord, and some random noble (Jaskier) comes walking in, badly injured, before collapsing in the main hall and leaving a FUCK ton of questions in his wake.

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    He had been careful, oh so careful not to be caught. At least he thought he did. And yet, here he was.

    Jaskier is caught accidently caught in the wrong place at the wrong time and ends up a captive of Witchers, a bloodthirsty savages who had stolen the Kingdom of Kerack. His life and liberty are now in the hands of the Warlord of the North. But these Witchers seem a bit different to the spooky childhood stories which keep every Redenian child up at night, especially the supposed warlord.

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    The warlord is a woman carved from marble and gold.

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    Lambert has a secret winter project. Aiden may be insatiably curious about it, but he can respect his lover's boundaries... at least until it becomes clear Lambert is abjectly miserable. Aiden's not quite prepared for the answers he finds or the uncomfortable questions Lambert's experiments raise among the Wolfblood.

    An unofficial prequel to Inexplicifics' Must Brave the Thorns covering how Lambert developed the testing potion.

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    When Aleksander is invited to his brother’s courting ball, Aiden is worried about more than his safety - and while Aleksander cannot lie to his Witcher, he must convince him of his sincerity under duress when it’s the only way to save Aiden’s life.

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    A boy with black hair and sea-green eyes appears at Kaer Morhen. He's never heard of Witchers and has no idea who the Warlord is.

    Well. This might as well happen.

    OR

    The post-Heroes of Olympus Percy Jackson x AWAU crossover no one asked for that I wanted to write anyway.

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    Lambert still keeps half an eye on the high table as the servants come with another round of decorative pitchers. Nothing smells like poison, and the Duke and Duchess seem to be on their very best behaviour, even if they look like they bit into horseshit.

    It seems Milena's parents really only wanted to see their smallest daughter.

    Or:

    The Roggevens are up to no good again. Lambert is caught up in the middle of it. Or… is it Milena who’s caught up in the middle of it? It’s up to your choices what kind of night they’ll end up having.

    (Chapter-by-chapter reading is highly encouraged because the sections are not uploaded in reading order. Please click on the links at the end of the chapters, instead of the “Next Chapter” button for this same reason. You can also go to the "Addendum" for a cheat-sheet.)

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    Prince Ashley of Skelda wishes he could live as himself, as a man, as a true prince. Instead, he has been arranged to marry the King of Illura… as his bride. As a closeted transgender man married off to a barbarian king, he expects to receive only violence and further trauma. Instead, Ash finds acceptance, change, and maybe even the love he deserved all along.

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    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    25
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    7
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