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    Six thousand years is a long time to pine for someone. Two thousand years is a long time to have sex with someone. Seven hundred years is a long time to be friends with someone. Eternity is a long time to love someone. It's worth the wait.
    Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages, as we've seen them - and some years we haven't - having lots and lots of emotionally fraught sex. Following from Rome to post-canon in 177K words.

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    A gallery for any NSFW art I draw for Good Omens.

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    Various short little things that I've written in Discord for various things that have prompted me to do so xD (formerly known as Various Discord Ficlets, but I wanted a nicer name)

    I'm putting them here in case I want to expand on them later, which more than likely I will.

    Ratings will range from G to E and be notated on each individual ficlet <3

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    25/?
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    A moment of self-doubt during the Dowling years. Can they really avert the Apocalypse by balancing out the Antichrist with schoolbooks? Mr. Harrison and Mr. Cortese have their work cut out for them, and so do Crowley and Aziraphale, behind the scenes.

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    Demon Azira(fell) becomes a Nanny, and angel Crowley becomes a gardener for Warlock. They stay with him until he's eleven... wait a minute, who misplaced the Antichrist?

     

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (From becoming Godfathers to the end of the episode)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, added a bit more of Azirafell's demon form.

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    A collection of ineffable husbands ficlets. Includes historical omens, ineffable tutors, and the south downs cottage.

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    3/3
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    “You know, you two aren’t nearly as sneaky as you thought you were.”
    “I beg your pardon?”
    “Yeah,” Warlock took another big bite of his third pastry of the morning, “You’re both really, really, aren’t that good at being sneaky.”

    Warlock reveals that he was much more aware of the going-ons of his estate's staff than they thought.

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    Anthony knocks softly at the large ornate wooden door. It’s the first time he’s been called to Professor Cortese’s office hours, but he’s expected this would happen sooner or later. He’s been missing too many classes lately, falling behind in his essay work. It’s tough, at his age, to be back in school again. Stuck amongst all these youngsters that don’t have any jobs or real life experiences to keep them distracted and make things difficult.

    But Professor Cortese is a professional, surely he’ll understand.
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    Crowley and Aziraphale try a little roleplay.

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    The angel Gadreel and the demon Ezra are having a rough day. Their tutelage of a certain Antichrist isn't going at all to plan, and the end of the world seems to be closing in fast. They don't have much in the way of hope, but at least they have each other.

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    Harriet notices that there’s a crack of light at the end of the hallway coming from the door to the library, and her mood brightens considerably. Perhaps the tutors are still here, putting together their lessons for the next day before they leave for the night. She leans down to pick up a piece of cloth that’s fallen on the rug. Her breath catches in her throat when she realizes what it is – a necktie with a familiar tartan pattern.

    She nearly drops the tie in shock at the unmistakable sound coming from the closed door of the library. A sharp, quickly stifled moan.

    [Or: Harriet Dowling accidentally bears witness to divine ecstasy.]

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    Sometimes he wonders what it would be like, to slip into bed alongside Aziraphale, to curl up close to him sleeping. These thoughts won’t do, of course. They’ll never have that kind of freedom.

    He thinks of Aziraphale’s fingers, quickly and deftly writing lines on the chalkboard. Of the laughter lines that crinkle around his eyes when he smiles. Of the twinkle he gets in his eye when they verbally spar in the classroom, arguing over this bit of history or that bit of science. No one gets Crowley quite like Aziraphale does, no one ever has and no one ever will.

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    “I’m doing nothing?” Crowley shakes Aziraphale just a bit, just enough to drive his point home. He doesn’t know why Aziraphale hasn’t made a move yet. He could easily overpower Crowley if he wanted to, but he stays still against the shelving. Quiet judgement painting his features. “I’m the one doing nothing, you sit there and you wait for me to make the move, for me to go first, for me to put my neck on the line, and I’m the one doing nothing?!”

    Aziraphale takes a deep breath, Crowley does, too. All at once a wire snaps.

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    a NSFW collection of the Good Omens art fills I'm doing for kinktober 2020

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    ‘You know, Mr Cortese,’ he drawls, ‘I’ve noticed you looking my way an awful lot these few years. A man could get the wrong idea, you understand.’

    At the end of their employment as Warlock Dowling’s tutors, one Mr Cortese and one Mr Harrison steal an intimate moment together, during the first snow of their last night, before they must inevitably return to being hereditary enemies.

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    Vignettes for kinktober prompt fills. All of them written in 20 minutes or less in Discord sprints.

    Aziraphale and Crowley through the ages, experimenting and learning with each other.

    Notes on specific fills at the beginning of each chapter.

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    Warlock has two tutors, Mr Harrison and Miss Cortese. A small glimpse into their free time.

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    Day 10: Voyeurism

    As [Harriet] neared [Harrison's] door, she heard a thump and a moan. She paused and listened a bit more. A wicked, knowing grin blossomed on her face. Someone was getting lucky! The staff had been gossiping all month about who would be first to nab one of the pair. Curiosity filled her and she had to know. Besides, she liked to watch.

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    One night after tutoring Warlock, Crowley and Aziraphale discuss what could happen if they fail.

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    “Are you ready, Mr Harrison?” Aziraphale whispered, right in his ear, and Crowley shuddered violently.

     

    “Yes,” he answered, fervently, feverishly.

     

    And then, Aziraphale moved.

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    When Mr. Cortese and Mr. Harrison stumble across a deceased servant, there can only be one culprit. The Antichrist may be seven, but that's surely old enough to awaken some of his darkest powers.

    Or is it? It's up to one demon and one angel to find out.

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