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    [Multifandom] : Série de micro-fics sur différents couples et duos de différents fandoms. Multipairings.

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    Français
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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    After the Not-The-Apocalypse and their body swap, Crowley and Aziraphale discover that they have a deep empathetic sexual link.
    Ongoing episodes, mini-stories, and erudite smut.

    Language:
    English
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    35,105
    Chapters:
    21/21
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    14
    Kudos:
    127
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    12
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    3083
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    READ THE TAGS they are there for a reason and note recurrent themes not one-time issues(and don't come here just to be rude)

    Life has calmed down after the not-pocalypse. Demon and Angel are settling into a quiet life above the bookshop and enjoying having no responsibilities outside it.

    Like all good things that calm does not last for long. A child appears, wet and terrified on their doorstep, in desperate need of somewhere to go. Naturally said child is taken in. Crowley has never left children out in the rain and doesn't intend to start now.

    As it turns out, caring for an abused child with complex medical and phycological issues is not quite as easy as nannying, tutoring, or gardening.

    Language:
    English
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    127,889
    Chapters:
    47/?
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    1
    Comments:
    423
    Kudos:
    372
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    14438
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    In which Aziraphale makes more of an effort to be involved with Crowley's interests and hobbies.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    11/12
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    3
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    1749
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    1176
    Bookmarks:
    277
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    16155
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    Three years have passed since the world didn't end and Azirpahale and Crowley are sharing a blissful life together. But life is just full of surprises. One stormy afternoon in winter, Aziraphale finds a homeless teenager asleep in his shop who has a whole laundry list of problems. One such problem leads the pair to take her in and help her get back on her feet, but who can say where life will lead them?

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    Chapters:
    45/45
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    615
    Kudos:
    392
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    10377
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    Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.

    A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.

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    “So what’s your deal?” asked Crowley.
    “My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
    “Oh,” they replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
    “It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” Aziraphale swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after eleven PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
    “Arrangement?”
    Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums *before* eleven? Instead of after?”
    Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks.

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    Chapters:
    12/20
    Collections:
    1
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    1038
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    812
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    171
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    Aziraphale gets extremely drunk and decides that he needs some fresh air. Crowley isn't sure it's such a good idea, since the angel is currently sporting many more eyes than usual...

    Written for the 2021 Good Omens Celebration prompt Air. :)

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    1/1
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    5
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    1
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    32
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    Father Fell loves all his flock, as any priest should. But one black sheep occupies his thoughts more than most.

    (Good Omens Human!AU with Priest!Aziraphale and Gangster!Crowley)

    Language:
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    1/1
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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    Literally a collection of fandom based sketches, doodles, and cartoony things that aren't really connected to any other projects. I hope they make you smile. ♡

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    117
    Chapters:
    67/?
    Comments:
    765
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    3972
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    Ah, spousal privilege. Mafia black market antiquities dealer Crowley and stuffy bookseller Aziraphale have a neat little Arrangement, in which Crowley buys very, very expensive books for Aziraphale, and Aziraphale thanks him with expensive wine and thousand of pounds under the table. However, things change quickly for them when they get caught and arrested on suspicion, and naturally, Crowley's solution is to propose a marriage in order to invoke spousal privilege and keep them from having to testify against each other in court, thereby buying them some time. I think we all know where this is going, folks.

    Language:
    English
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    5,313
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    296
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    Part 2 of the Blackbird series, Moment to be Free is an exploration of Crowley and Aziraphale’s history set in flashback memories triggered by events taking place post non-pocalypse. As they attempt to find new meaning in their Forced Retirement and evolving relationship, they inadvertently discover forgotten memories through Aziraphale’s new talents with human Magic and his attempts at mastering is own Light.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    “I’m so tired, Crowley,” Aziraphale whispered, “I wish I could sleep like you do.”

    Seconds tripped by awkwardly, time warped into minutes.

    “You can,” Crowley’s throat was dry, “I mean, I wouldn’t move, if you did.”

    For a moment, he prayed. Crowley prayed that the darkness meant something different: for it to be his hand and not the coat Aziraphale gripped so tightly, head on his shoulder to simply rest because it was preferable, that he was with him simply because he wanted to be.

    The Lord had not granted Crowley's prayers in a very long time, he thought, if She ever had.

    -

    Crowley knows exactly what he wants. Aziraphale pretends not to know what he means, and for sixty centuries, at that. That is, how and when, and even why, does one pose the question, "Will you sleep with me?"

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    4081
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    Aziraphale is the most sought-after concubine in the world. Leader of a small but rich moiety, Crowley would give anything just to sit and have tea with her, let alone anything else.
    When Aziraphale is thrown in to sweeten a trade deal, every terrifying dream comes true at once, and also now someone has to teach her to feed the chickens when they're back home.

    A story about making a family, running a community, falling in love, and creating a home that can withstand anything -- because it will need to.

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    English
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    47,453
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1546
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    When Crowley gets up the nerve to ask Aziraphale on a date in the sixties, the angel's request to postpone it until later leads to misunderstandings and a decades-long rift between the two friends who were on the verge of becoming more. Thirty years later, everything comes to a head when Aziraphale is sent to the Scottish Highlands for an assignment, Crowley close on his heels with orders to destroy all that Aziraphale has built up. Can the two repair their friendship and realize their relationship runs deeper while working towards opposite goals?

    (Please note the fic will be eight chapters long, but I am going to put a temporary chapter in to showcase Shadowkana's work for previous chapters she wasn't able to draw for when I post them. She's worked hard on them, and they deserve to be seen. They'll also go into the appropriate chapters, of course.)

    Language:
    English
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    23,390
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    1673
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    Nothing ever lasts forever. Their perfect world could of course not be perfect for long. Months after the failed apocalypse, Aziraphale has lost his sight. Neither him or Crowley know how it happened, nor how to fix it. Or if it can even be fixed. He could be left this way forever. So they have to figure out the hows and the whys.

    Language:
    English
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    4,874
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    91
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    Something Crowley told Aziraphale leads the angel to rethink the same sentence over and over: “It shouldn't have happened”. But everything can always have a double meaning.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    23
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    2
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    289
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    Armageddon was successfully halted, but neither side was content with punishment, so they decided to separate the angel and the demon forever. They did, and Crowley vanished from existence. Aziraphale was at rock bottom until a strange stranger from outer space appeared in his life, looking too much like his deceased demon.

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    English
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    13,358
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    343
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    Aziraphale didn’t like killing any living thing as a rule. Crowley knew this but had still managed to persuade him into helping with weeding their garden. Of course, if they were going to be working in the dirt Aziraphale couldn't wear his normal clothes. This is the story of how Crowley had ended up in their garden with Aziraphale wearing only a white undershirt and a pair of literally ancient khakis.

    Or, Aziraphale is ridiculous and Crowley is attracted to him.

    Written for the 2021 Good Omens Celebration prompt Land. :)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,407
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    139

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