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    Levi goes to IKEA...if you want to find out what happens, read this...I dare you....

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    Hinata Hajime should've never picked up that book.

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    Sarah puts her foot down, and forces (lets) Bucky move into the Wilson's spare bedroom. But after Bucky struggles to sleep alone, he finds himself in Sam's bed.

    NSFW after the cut! Fic can be read SFW!

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    For defying God's orders, Michael is grounded to Earth.

    For endangering God's creatures, Michael is stripped of his powers.

    Michael has no idea what he's done to deserve IKEA.

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    this is basically just a shitpost lmao.

    Serj Tankian commits vehicular homicide, violates several traffic laws, and carries out table genocide in his quest to purchase a new table at Ikea.

    (Content warning: singular f word. I didn't really think it was enough to warrant a teen rating)

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    Althea and Isabelle have been longing for each other for nearly a year, and enough is enough. Nothing - not the Civic Republic Military, not Virginia, not the apocalypse - will keep them apart.

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    steve calls bucky when you need help

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    “We need a bedframe, Buck. We’re almost done, can you hold out for another 20 minutes?” It sounds like a lifetime but Bucky would do anything for Sam. He nods. Sam smiles and kisses him quickly.

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    Ian and Mickey assemble IKEA furniture. It goes as well as you think.

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    Approximately 10% of Earth's population has a gene that gives them Gifts: special abilities like super powers. Even though Luke, Alex and Reggie all have Gifts, it doesn't help them keep the studio organized or tidy.

    So the boys take a trip to IKEA, and learn a little bit about themselves in the process.

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    “Janus!” Logan already has one foot out the door. “If you aren’t ready I’m leaving without you!”
    “Where are you going?” asks Roman, in the kitchen.
    “It’s Errand Day,” says Janus, hopping in an undignified way as he shoves on socks. He almost falls, rights himself, and sniffs like he can’t imagine why Patton is staring at him.
    “Ah,” nods Virgil. “That’s why you’re leaving at this unholy hour.”
    “Nine AM?” says Logan.
    “How about everyone comes along?” suggests Janus. “Since they’re so curious.”
    Remus leans half his body out his bedroom door to chime,“Yeah! It’ll be fun!”
    Logan looks up, slowly. “No. Don’t do this to me. Errand Day isn’t supposed to be fun.”
    But Roman is racing back through the apartment for Remus, and Virgil is rustling on his shoes by the door. Janus pats him on the back consolingly, which is ruined by the grin crawling across his face. “It’ll be fun,” he says.
    Logan wouldn’t believe that for six dollars and a box of croutons.
    Disclaimer: No errands were actually run in the making of this fic.
    Or, the slow process of Logan’s gradual insanity at the hands of his demon nightmare friends and the growing list of stores they’re now banned from.

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    IKEA is the deepest circle of hell.

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    Trip no further, pretty sweeting,
    Journeys end in lovers’ meeting—
    Every wise man’s son doth know.

    What is love? ’tis not hereafter;
    Present mirth hath present laughter;
    What’s to come is still unsure

    Shakespeare: Twelfth Night, Act II, Scene III

    For the winner of our Fandom Trumps Hate auction, feistyTrashPanda, who wanted a fun romp of Jim getting lost in IKEA, before going off to... pursuits which justify the 'explicit' rating.

    For a whimsical and growing playlist, check: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/23IMKSElh0v0osd9bUlyJY?si=TEgS_DTyTnOMOPTHkZXypw

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    Weekly crack prompts that I'm obligated to fill.

    This week: Cats

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    Narcissa is tried for her participation during the war and finds herself punished with community service. She must practice a new muggle job each month for a whole year or she'll find herself in Azkaban after all. Hermione is her probation officer who guides her through this muggle hell, with horrible people, loud noises, horrendous odors and ugly garments that make Narcissa want to gouge out her eyes. Hermione must prevent that at any cost, because... you know, pretty blue eyes.

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    Taehyung happens upon a beautiful stranger named Jimin who's crying in Ikea

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    IKEA: the final frontier. These are the voyages of Jean and Marco. Their mission: to explore strange Swedish furniture shops. To seek out new tables and giant cuddly toys. To boldly go where no man has gone before (while keeping their sanity intact)

     
    aka Jean has a djungelskog-induced spiritual awakening in an IKEA

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    Wilbur's not soft, nor is he jealous, ever. Tommy agrees wholeheartedly. (he doesn't. that is a lie.)

     

    Disclaimer:
    If any of the creators mention they are uncomfortable with these types of fics I will take this down.

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    They've faced criminals, military bases, Congress and the Senate. Now it's time for them to face something new having children. As always, they'll do it together, and the Lightwood-Bane household might just gain a new tormentor for the Chairman

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    After suffering another nightmare, Bucky isn't sure how much longer he can continue on living like this.

    Thankfully Sam is already there to help him through, and force him to go furniture shopping.

    (Part 2 of my ficlets inspired by Sambucky journals on twitter)

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