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    Five times Danny thinks about his height, and then realizes that being "not-tall" doesn't really suck at all.

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    From the kinkmeme!
    Basically, Charles Xavier needs a date to his tenth high school reunion. Enter Erik Lehnsherr, Raven’s best friend, who happens to be a model and the new face of Calvin Klein.

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    "There's no way you have a quirk, stupid Deku!" Bakugou growls, palms sparking as he steps forward. Izuku blanches at the threat but steels his spine. His mother's advice comes to him: stand up and be strong. His father's advice: what's the worst that can happen?

    "O-Oh yeah, Kacchan?" He grins. "Prove it."

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    If science can't prove a quirk, it can't not prove a quirk, right? Being quirkless would be social suicide and he's not looking forward to life as a stepping stone. But he's too anxious to be elaborate with it; he can't be caught out in a lie, that's even worse. Whoever made the rules should've realized just how easy it is to skirt around them. Heroic future, here he comes.

    Midoriya Izuku. Quirk: "Quirk."

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    “Tobio.”

    “Hmmm?”

    Hinata lets his hands drop away from his face and raises himself up on his elbows slightly so he can squint down the bed at him. “How many flavours have you made?”

    “Err… six.”

    Hinata stares at him wordlessly before letting his aching head drop back onto the pillow. “You thought I’d eat six bowls of soup?” He asks the ceiling, voice rough and bewildered.

    Tobio frowns, slightly offended. Of course he didn’t think Hinata would eat six bowls of soup, he wasn’t an idiot. “I wanted to be thorough,” he pouts, scowling down at his medley of soup. Admittedly the kitchen now looked like a bomb had hit it and he’s not entirely certain about the cauliflower one, but he’s fairly sure they’re all edible.

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    In which Hinata has a migraine, and Kageyama is a doting husband with too many remedies.

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    Saitama was just folding clothes at store. stuff happen.

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    Harry is betrayed. Harry gets a second chance to do it all over again.

    There is just one catch. If Harry gets to keep his memories from his previous life, so does Voldemort.

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    Bill Kaulitz is a struggling singer who can’t seem to make it out of the ‘garage phase’ while trying to juggle a part time job and college.
    Tom Trümper is the bored owner of a multi-million dollar record company, always on the look-out for ‘the next big thing’.

    Bill is a hopeless romantic who’s been waiting his entire life for Mr. Right .
    Tom is a hopeless player who’s never been interested in anyone for longer than one night.

    When Bill’s friend Georg breaks up with his long term girlfriend, Bill loses faith in love and decides to ‘just do it’. He thinks the best way to go about this matter is professionally, and looks for a street hustler who will do and be everything he ever wanted.
    When Tom gets a call from an old buddy, he agrees to meet him on a street corner at the St. Monica Blvd. in the middle of the night. However before Tom’s friend shows up, a flustered college kid makes him an offer he can’t refuse.

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    An AU set after Dressrosa where Law and Luffy have the weirdest relationship ever and Smoker is constantly traumatised. This will most likely be 99% of the time fluffy and ridiculous, with probably smut tossed in whenever I get the courage to actually do it.

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    It was a well known rule in Kirkwall: If you needed to find Hawke, well...you just followed the blood. Really. Simple as that.

    Varric just wished she'd stop tracking it into his room.

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    Even actors, whether a rookie or a seasoned award winner gets starstruck.

    To Ben Solo, his starstruck moment is meeting Rey on a plane ride to London.
    An Oscar-winning actor meets a small time Youtube personality.

     

    A Meet-Cute AU.

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    Harry Potter goes on holiday, follow along on his adventure. Time Travel. MOD!Harry. No Paring. First Year Only. COMPLETE.

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    Of course, he’s mad at Tanji Naozumi (if that’s even a real name) for leading him on and lying about his identity for three weeks. But Kirishima was stupid enough to fall for it, so maybe he’s really just mad at himself.

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    Kirishima's interested in a guy he meets on Tinder, but it turns out the guy he's been talking to stole someone else's pictures. Bakugou Katsuki, the real person behind the photos, devises a plan for the two of them to catch the culprit together. It may or may not be an excuse to spend more time around each other.

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    Through a bizarre accident, 16 year old Bill lands ten years in the future where he encounters his 26 year old self, living together with Tom in L.A. Not knowing where to go or how to go back home, Bill lives with Bill and Tom from the future, where he gradually begins to realize there is more between them than just brotherly love, and they are hell-bent on making him understand their twisted relationship.

    How will Bill deal with his twin once he returns to the past, now fully knowing the secret his brother is keeping from him?

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    Shen Yuan found the perfect way to live a low-key, relaxing life in the post-canon world of PIDW: by becoming a farmer!

    Raise cool plants, and live a quiet life writing herbariums with his brother.

    So why in the world were all these troublesome figures suddenly appearing at his gate??

    This wasn’t why he became a farmer!

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    "I think I'm just destined to never be able to enjoy sex as long as I live." Jeongguk laughs bitterly. "Everyone acts like I'm bragging by talking about how I have a huge dick but they don't know how much it feels like a curse. I'll probably never know what it's like to pop a knot inside of someone and it fucking sucks."

    "You can knot me," Jimin blurts out. "I can take it."

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    Jiang Wanyin is having a very stressful day, because the man he’s been in love with for over ten years just walked in the door. Jin Guangyao is trying to plan a wedding. And prevent it from escalating into physical violence. Nie Huaisang is attempting to seduce away Jin Guangyao’s husband. (If only he knew.) Lan Xichen is just here to have a good time and eat fruit. And look, he’s all out of fruit.

    Essentially this is a Fake!Married AU, except JC and JGY have no idea, they’re just like that. Bickering.

    Edit: This fic is now complete!

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    You work at an animal shelter.

    When Aizawa Shouta adopts your favorite cat, your lives become inexplicably intertwined. And strangely enough, it all seems to be for the better.

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    “Is it morally reprehensible to ask out a guy you hit with your car?” Katsuki blurts as all four of them just stare at him.

    After a long pause of silence, Kaminari says, “Is he cute?”

    “Duh,” Katsuki answers, thinking back to all those stupid freckles and smiles. Then he thinks about ‘pretty boy’. “And possibly interested.”

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    David has often wished, at first seriously and then more cynically as he grew older, that his life was a rom com. It takes longer than he'd like, frankly, but the universe calls his bluff.

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    Bucky and Zemo get injected with truth serum, which would be fine if they both hadn't been hiding from each other their true feelings for the other. Stuck in a S.H.I.E.L.D safe house until Sam can pick them up, they realise that telling the truth might just be the most daring thing they can do.

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