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    Just Roxy and Dave rambling about soap operas apparently.

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    "Everyone knew that the universe was made by the Two Goddesses: The Ram and The Spider. For the universe was inevitable, and all it needed was to be lucky enough over a long enough period of time.

    Sollux knew this, but he didn’t have to believe it."

    The trolls won the game, but only those who had God Tiered were able to claim The Ultimate Reward. The rest were reincarnated into humans and left without any memory of their previous species or their victory. Aradia and Vriska were left to pick up the pieces, and Aradia is starting with the troll closest to her.

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    Ingredients:

    1.) John Egbert, depressed lighthouse keeper
    2.) Aradia Megido, formerly dead paranormal enthusiast
    3.) A massive storm
    4.) Sea salt. So much goddamn sea salt

    Instructions:

    Place John and Aradia into an isolated lighthouse. Shake well, then let marinate together for about a month. Add the storm when things start to get bitter, and season liberally with salt.

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    4/13
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    36
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    6
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    “You know,” Dave started as he handed Karkat the mostly-smoked joint. “Your hands were the first thing I thought attractive about you. Not saying you aren’t attractive, but the day I knocked on the dorm door and you answered, the first thing I noticed was your hand on the door frame, so lean and all bumpy knuckles and veins. I know that sounds so fucking weird, dear God.”

    “Are you saying I should seriously consider hand modeling?”

    Dave turned his whole body to face Karkat, and the first thing he noticed was the deep blush running from the top of his head to his neck, the second being the glazed-over fuck me eyes he was currently staring Karkat down with. He fisted the front of Karkat’s hoodie and pulled him closer.

    “I’m saying” Dave purred, his voice dropping to an embarrassingly sexy octave. “I can’t wait for you to have those gorgeous hands all over me tonight.”

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    “Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we don’t even know each other?” “Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.”

    Basically Dave and Karkat are in college together and they meet up on one bored summer afternoon only to decide, in their chaotic minds, that they should attend couple’s counseling for the hell of it.

    Based on a Twitter prompt that I saw on Tumblr that I promised I would write alongside a few others!

    Mentions of abuse, child neglect, drugs, and alcohol!

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    2/?
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    44
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    Dave Strider lives with his three other roommates, Sollux, Karkat and John. One day, due to being sleep deprived and stressed to hell, Dave decides to message John on an anonymous account. Dave was hoping to get his feelings out of his system, but this only serves to make shit worse. Sparking a chain of events that spiral Dave further and further down a hole of stress and anguish as John seeks to find out which one of them sent the message, all while Dave drags his other roommates into the fray.

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    51/?
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    Oh god.

    You hadn't realized you'd said it out loud. But hey,
    we all make mistakes when we're getting railed. You think.

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    At the start of the Covid outbreak, John Egbert's roommate moves back home, leaving him alone with a two bedroom apartment in the city. John is stressing out about getting his work done and finding a new place to live, when his best friend messages him, inviting John to come and live with his family on his farm where they harvest oranges from their orchard.
    John jumps at the chance to live with Dave rent-free with high hopes that will be the end of all his stressing, only, John didn't factor in the torment and stress that being gay on a farm filled with hot men would bring him and his fragile heart.

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    2/?
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    Dave and Karkat are sent on their first quest, the new adventure allowing them to get to know each other as never before. Through their journey and with their new deepening relationships; can they save the kingdom as their destiny requires?

    (I'm horrible at summaries sorry. Rated M for later Violence)

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    3/?
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    It smells amazing and looks extremely cozy, the kind of organized messiness that minimalists would sneer at, and it’s something you’d only ever dream of living in. And it’s not your apartment.

    It’s not your apartment.

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    1/?
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    Karkat Vantas is the son of a small town preacher going into college in his home town. That is until he catches the eye of the son of a local mafia boss. Something he didn't even knew existed in his small little town. Sure his best friend sold small time drugs but he had no clue his real connections or anything like that. Now Karkat is in the middle of a tug of war with some powerful rich family and his best friend

    (Eridan x Karkat) (Gamzee x Karkat)

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    6/?
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    Kankri finds himself forced into a camping trip and while he's not too happy about it, he figures he may as well make the most out of it and try to enjoy himself. He meets a park ranger who he immediately does not care for, but time will tell how he feels about him later. (humanstuck)

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    4/?
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    “Ampora you’re fucking insane!” You yell, you’re starting to feel light headed from all the anxiety you’re having right now, is he really going to push you in?

    He gives you a serious look.

    “Havve fun wwith the fish, fucker.”

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    1/10
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    20
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    All of these are posted separately on my page if you ever want to look at a specific one, but I would prefer to have them all in one place and am having trouble adding them to a collection after they've been published. Any necessary warnings will take place in the beginning notes, along with a short summary of the piece. All of these stories are strictly Davekat and other minor ships as background characters, but it will focus on Dave and Karkat no matter what! Hope you enjoy!

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    19/?
    Comments:
    7
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    5
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    because ive never eaten anything betty crocker is it good or is it really bland or what
    whats the standard
    is there a standard betty crocker
    yes this is standard betty crocker how can I help you
    no im afraid i dont own that yet youre shit outta luck
    bye

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    2/?
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    Stars and moon, can you hear me calling?
    Just shouting out loud, spinning out in the great unknown
    You got me way up high and there ain't no falling
    Zero gravity with you here and I won't let go

    a series of first I love yous

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    1/1
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    Karkat Vantas is a normal kid. He's got a dad who loves him, a shitty old house in a small, rural Texan town, friends, dreams, chronic insomnia, and the worst set of classmates that he could ever have not wanted.

    He goes to school, spends time with friends, does his homework. He gets hurt. He has fun. He grows up. He has a life, just like anybody. And life is boring, isn't it?

    Well, that's the thing.

    It never is.

    Language:
    English
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    92,817
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    56
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    203
    Bookmarks:
    33
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    Dirk said he’d told Roxy about Gamzee hearing other folks' shadows, and Dirk said it’d gone fine, and Gamzee just somehow hadn’t found his way to being in the same space as the sister ever since, purely by chance. Maybe she was fine with it and maybe she wasn’t, and maybe Gamzee didn’t want to find out which here with strangers all bustling around.

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    English
    Words:
    3,425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    224
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    Karkat ==> be stalked... wait what?

    Dave ==> you're not a fucking stalker

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,160
    Chapters:
    9/15
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    605
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    Sollux and Dave hook up in the employee break room in a Best Buy. It was written all in one sitting so just be nice and vibe with it.

    This was actually based on a role play i had with someone a good while ago that i actually enjoyed and just remembered recently. i thought it would make a good smutty fan fic

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,622
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    101

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