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    Anthony J. Crowley is a world-class art thief with a complicated past who, until now, had been pretty content with going through life as part of a prolific black market art trafficking ring. He enjoyed the thrill and danger of the hunt, especially if it meant he got to travel the world, play with state-of-the-art technology, and make enough money to afford anything he could ever want.

    That is, until a simple logistical hiccup leads him straight into the path of one Aziraphale Fell, former Head Conservator of the British Museum turned antique repair shop owner.

    Suddenly, there's a space in Crowley's life that only Aziraphale seems to fill, but his clandestine life of crime paired with Aziraphale's industry connections and indomitable penchant for good seems like a relationship doomed to fail.

    Little do they both know, the strands of friendship, morality, and deception in their shared circles of the London art world are interwoven in even more complex ways than either of them could have expected...

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    Crowley helped build Alpha Centauri, but who was the other angel who helped? I mean, it is an odd phrasing, 'I helped build that one', isn't it?

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    Lord Crowley and Archangel Aziraphale must deal with Traitors Gabriel and Beelzebub for stopping Apocalypse.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    Inspired by a prompt on Twitter: https://twitter.com/onelastunicorn/status/1386292086815825921

    If angels can walk on water, how did Aziraphale manage to lie down in the bathtub?

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    Штрудель, его дама и его карьера.

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    «Тут во всем Аду случайно не найдется резиновой уточки?» — спросил из ванны со святой водой Кроули.
    Уточка в Аду была, но кое-кто ее прибрал в загребущие лапки, ведь всем нравятся резиновые утки.

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    В Аду объявления висят повсюду — и повсюду можно наткнуться на демонов. Даже в самых уединенных местах.

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    Newton Pulsifer's just started his new job tending bar at the Continental Hotel in central London. Of course he knew coming in that most of his clientele would be killers, but he hadn't expected to see England's two most notorious assassins grace the premises on his very first night.

    Aziraphale and Crowley? Well, they're just looking for a bit of rest between jobs. It's not their fault that everyone and their mother seems keen on taking them out.

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    Pepper's friends have seen some odd strangers in Chez Mall. When she encounters the red woman, she can feel the times change. Very soon, she and her friends find themselves at the center of a riot, armed by Warlock Dowling. The whole world explodes, and Pepper is right in the middle of it.

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    Сет порошков, 6 шт.

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    They say High School is Hell. What happens when Hell is High School?

    Aka.

    Good Omens but it's Mean Girls

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    It's the first day of summer vacation, and Adam and his friends do not intend to miss a thing. In sweltering New Orleans, the best place to hang out is the air-conditioned Chez Mall, where the world is full of possibility.

    The Them start at Center Court Coffee, and the head to the Hot Topic to pay a call on Beelzebub--purveyor of free candy bars and Pepper's crush. In the Hot Topic, they learn that Beelzebub's skeezy fencing coach has been following them...

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    В старом книжном магазинчике Азирафаэля можно наткнуться на разных существ, некоторым из которых там делать вроде бы совершенно и нечего.

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    Hastur liked fire. It had a certain look about it that he liked to watch, the color and the movement and the coiling of the smoke. If he was feeling sentimental, which was rare, he'd call it beautiful. Most of the time, he called it fun. Destructive. Exciting. Funny, sometimes, especially when humans were around to see something of theirs burning and did all that business of running around yelling about it.

    He liked Ligur, as much as he could like any fellow demon. Ligur was competent at the temptations he performed and had a similar kind of eye for the artistry of a long con that Hastur could appreciate. He was... cunning. Ruthless. Vicious. A right proper menace. Excellent lurker. Knew how to bide his time and plot and scheme with the best of them. He could respect Ligur for what he was: an evil bastard who he didn't hate being around.
    When he was feeling sentimental, which was rare, he would think of him as beautiful, too.



    *screechy, off-key rendition of "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" played on a kazoo*
    Hastur has a crush on Ligur, and it's mutual.
    I'm taking this crack seriously.
    You've been warned.

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    “I didn’t really Fall,” Crowley reflected, twisting the apple about in his hands. “Just, you know. Sauntered vaguely downwards.”

    “Downwards, into ruling the Underworld?” Aziraphale asked, unable to keep the dubiousness out of his voice. He kept his gaze on the demon’s face, lest he be tempted to eat the apple and seal his fate to Crowley. It did look rather tempting.

    The King shrugged and said, “Promotions come easy to me,” and took a large bite, though it was Aziraphale himself that felt devoured.
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    Armageddon never happened. Crowley is the King of Hell. Aziraphale doesn't want to get married to an angel he doesn't love. Perhaps time in the underworld will help them find the answers they need.

    Written for the Good Omens AU Event

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    Heaven and Hell hang up their swords to fight things in the courtroom, but first angels and demons must brush up on the laws of the universe. Archangels and Archdemons teach their own on the newly miracled campus of Tadfield Law. Aziraphale fights to find acceptance as Crowley straddles the line and teaches loopholes in the law to all.

    Old rivalries present new problems and things take a turn for the worse, leaving Aziraphale fighting to save Crowley in the ultimate legal showdown.

    Can the angel and demon find love in this Legally Ineffable turn of events?

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    It's the first day of summer vacation, the third most dreaded day to work retail--after Black Friday and the Day After Christmas. Dagon's going to get through it the way she usually does, with a bit of day drinking.

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