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    Aziraphale and Crowley meet up after their quarterly performance review, and allow themselves to take stock of the damages.

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    Crowley's latest presentation in Hell is poorly received. He's tired of not fitting in anywhere. Meanwhile, Aziraphale is in the same boat. And so, two misfits find themselves together in the park.

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    After Crowley saves him in 1941, Aziraphale realises he's fallen in love with the demon. Scared this dangerous feeling of his will cause problems to his friend, he tries to break their relationship. However, his plan to push the demon away fails and they end up admitting their feelings to each other.

    To be able to be together and keep it a secret, Crowley stops time every time they meet. However brilliant this seems at first, it doesn't take long to backfire, opening new wounds and raising more barriers between them.

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    Aziraphale frowned. "What you’re saying, then, is that discorporating you would cause more temptations in the end?”
    “That’s exactly what I’m saying. Not to mention, they’d be better quality, more efficient temptations. And possibly more violent. A lot of Demons really enjoy that sort of thing.”
    “And you don’t?” asked Aziraphale, softly.
    “Oh.” Crawly blinked. “Erm. No, I mean, I really like violence. Big violence-er, me. Always calling for more violence in Hell. I like a good flaying, y’know. All that. Screaming. Er.”
    “Indeed,” said the Angel.
    Bless it.

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    This story follows Aziraphale and Crowley's experiences from Eden to the failed Apocalypse, with one scene per decade, every decade, for the entire 6,000 years. I drew predominantly from show canon, with elements of book canon, as well as Biblical and historical inspiration.

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    “Beg, Aziraphale,” Gabriel ordered, violet eyes cold as he glared down at the principality. His voice echoed in the empty, white space of Heaven. “Beg for his life to be spared.”

    Aziraphale tore his gaze away from his demon, meeting Gabriel’s icy stare. He shuddered. He could do this. Crowley was depending on him. His partner had saved him so many times. He could save the demon once, even if, judging by the state of Crowley’s wings, he was already late. “He’s immune to holy water,” he lied boldly, voice unwavering. “You know this. I know Michael told you.”

    A flicker of amusement crossed Gabriel’s face. “You think I don’t know about your little trick? Michael may have been fooled, but I know you, Aziraphale. I’ve been your supervisor for 6,000 years.” He chuckled. “But, if you insist, perhaps we give it a trial run?”

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    Something happens to Crowley in Hell. Aziraphale tries to help him, but he knows it's not enough. The events not only linger on Aziraphale but on Crowley too as later he hears about a crazy plan the demon is concocting, and it's far too dangerous for Aziraphale's liking.

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    Wine and a lovely flight together, then a swim, on what Crowley believes to be his last night on Earth, leads to something more. Principalities were made to protect, after all.

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    In Her Great, Ineffable Plan the Apocalypse is averted by a bumbling demon and angel. Unfortunately, Hell never agreed to follow Her plan. As World War I rages on, Satan breaks the ceasefire with Heaven.

    The Almighty is not having Her disobedient fallen angels step out of line again. She crushes their rebellion immediately, only this time She’s not casting them out of Heaven—She’s placing them under Heaven’s authority. 

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    It has been 270 years since Sirens were cursed to live under the sea and tensions have only been rising like steam from a boiling pot.

    Crowley, a Siren in his late two hundreds, has felt out of place his entire life and wonders where he is meant to be. He figures he'll never find that answer until one day he meets a human, the prince Aziraphale. He'll do anything to stay with him, even make a deal with the notorious Sea Witch, Lucifer. Will he be able to keep his end of the deal or will Lucifer claim his life? Will he be able to stay with the man he loves or will he live the rest of his life under the sea?

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    entanglednow's Zusammenfassung:

    Die Hölle sendet Crowley eine Belohnung für all seine harte Arbeit, was ihm ein paar kleinere Schwierigkeiten bereitet.

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    Lord Crowley and Archangel Aziraphale must deal with Traitors Gabriel and Beelzebub for stopping Apocalypse.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses Holy Water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and the angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... and, now Shadwell is here, trying to exorcise him...

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the scene with Ligur's death to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the unholy water plan & the ‘successful’ angel exorcism

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Demon Azira(fell) becomes a Nanny, and angel Crowley becomes a gardener for Warlock. They stay with him until he's eleven... wait a minute, who misplaced the Antichrist?

     

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (From becoming Godfathers to the end of the episode)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, added a bit more of Azirafell's demon form.

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    "Sorry, I...," Aziraphale says as he pulls away, seconds, minutes, or maybe hours later. "I don't know what's wrong with me."

    "It's all right. No explanations necessary."

    "Oh, but I want to," says the angel, still clutching the lapels of Crowley's shirt. "I think... that you and I deserve this."

    Or, their first night at the cottage, their first hug and their first kiss.

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    Aziraphale focused, trying to trace the unexpected strand of love to its source.
    And froze.
    “Crowley!” Aziraphale blurted out, aloud.
    The demon sprang awake and out of his dream with a startled gasp. And just like that, as Aziraphale hurried to soothe and apologize for having disturbed Crowley’s repose, the tendril was gone.

    ~ ~ ~

    Aziraphale and Crowley have long since accepted that, for unknown reasons, Aziraphale's metaphysical love-sense can't pick up Crowley's feelings. Fortunately, it doesn't matter. Because they do love each other, they both know it, and they're content together.

    So why has Aziraphale recently begun sensing something that feels very much like a filament of love coming from Crowley — reaching out of the blue, only to disappear the moment attention is called to it?

    It's a mystery to them both. But whatever is going on, whatever realizations may lie in store, they have each other, they have their dog, and they have their love. They'll be all right.

    (May be read alone or as part of the series. Features fluff, feels, very light mystery, very light angst, much supportiveness, lots and lots of love.)

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    Almost no one is capable of harming the Dukes. Almost.

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