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    A day after the Kyuubi-attack, the ANBU Hound wakes up in 1993's England, where he finds a half-starved dog at the coast. It's Padfoot's lucky day.

    Sirius tries to evade capture, find his godson and the traitor, and maybe also prove his innocence. Kakashi just wants to find his way home from this odd country that does not speak his language nor even write in his alphabet.

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    42/?
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    Because sometimes drunk jonin happen. And they happen to poor unsuspecting chunin senseis. What happens exactly? Why more alcohol of course. Which lead to drunken competitions. And sometimes even feelings.

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    1/2
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    24
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    258
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    Tachibana Tomoe is Tsunemori Honōka.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    135/?
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    29
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    6846
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    4657
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    1623
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    Within the Ouroboros lies the unity of all things, spinning endlessly in time. An eternal cycle of destruction and re-creation, the grand circular stage upon which all souls are doomed to reprise roles assigned to them by fate, suffering the same cyclical tragedies as the great snake gorges itself on its own tail into infinity. There is nothing in this world capable of stopping it.

    It’s a good thing, then, that Team Seven isn’t from this world.

    A world where Rin lives but Kakashi dies—Obito the one who molds his dead teammate into an entire personality in a desperate attempt to keep him close.

    The more things change, the more they stay the same (except for when they don’t) after Madara puts way too much thought into preparing for the Infinite Tsukuyomi and not enough into recognizing that there are consequences for flying too close to the proverbial sun (moon).

    Or,

    Team Seven gets Super Evicted and Obito’s terrible, no good, very bad couple of years (decades).

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    51,128
    Chapters:
    10/44
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    Comments:
    192
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    322
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    109
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    5271
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    Sakura loved her job. She loved her village. She loved her friends.

    But sometimes, one makes all the wrong decisions to stumble upon the right one.

    (Main pairing- Shikasaku)

    (One sided Kakasaku, a.k.a Kakashi is a freaking simp and an awful flirt, and that's on that)

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    11,524
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1011
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    Orochimaru didn't know what hit him when he offered his cup of ramen to a dirty sunshine haired kid he encountered on his way home to Konoha.

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    Chapters:
    33/?
    Collections:
    14
    Comments:
    2056
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    6169
    Bookmarks:
    1756
    Hits:
    136936
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    Chuck into the space time-travel jutsu by accident is another matter. Find out that his mother is Moon Rabbit Goddess? Okay, how in the world that his role somehow switch with Naruto? He is so not the protagonist. But hey, Kakashi's ain't complaining if his emotional support equality of an unstoppable force is there with him to go out on a journey with him. But Genma is complaining on the way since he was the one responsible to babysit the duo.

    Cue :
    - Kakashi and Gai being the trolling duo they are.
    - Sakumo being the only reason the Maito Family have not burn Konoha down to the ground.
    - Genma trying to keep Kakashi and Gai from wrecking havoc
    - Orochimaru giving Danzo a smackdown of his life.
    - Kakashi and gai being iconic duo.

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    Chapters:
    2/80
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    2
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    102
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    27
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    A black, diamond-shaped object hurtles past Harry's head and almost shaves off half of his hair, halting the absolute chaos of the class. A dagger by its looks, the object is embedded up to hilt precisely in the centre of Malfoy's drawing of Harry fainting, pinning it to the wall.

    “Maa, good morning…” An accented voice intones from the front, and every head turns to gape at the previously missing Professor Hatake suddenly appearing. A sole eye forms an upside-down U shape. “Sorry I’m late. I’m afraid I got lost on the path of life.”

    And then the classroom explodes.

    Or, Kakashi Hatake is known by many names: Copy-nin, Closet Pervert, Naruto’s Ramen Wallet #4 and, at least in this world... Professor of Mysteries at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    106
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    11
    Hits:
    545
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    A collection of stories for KakaIru Fest's KakaIru Month in May 2021. See chapter titles for prompts, and first chapter for general overview.

     

    Updated regularly in May! (tags updated as well)

    Language:
    English
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    38,199
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    2053
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    322
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    16
    Hits:
    95
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    Hatake Kakashi lived an interesting life. Having died of old age, Kakashi suddenly found himself as a baby. With ninjas being a thing in the past and heroes being the norm, Kakashi decided to show the world the prowess of ninjas. Hatake Kakashi may be a story of the past, but Kamihara Kakashi is a legend reborn.

    Or in which Kakashi reincarnates and decided to watch the world turn to chaos, Aizawa wants to retire, Shouto is confuse on life, and Edgeshot is just so done with his kid.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    190
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    1856
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    522
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    'Kakashi Hatake hates kids. He just doesn't understand the little gremlins. All they do is eat, shit, cry, sleep repeat. So why does he, the famous Copy-ninja of Konoha, have a small blonde, whiskered child with the features similar to Kyuubi no Kitsune seated on his bed looking at him curiously'

    Kakashi finds a bruised and beaten Naruto in an alleyway while out shopping for Icha Icha paradise books and takes him home. When Naruto starts to grow on him Kakashi realizes that his inner wolf has claimed him as his own. Something Kakashi can't ignore unless he wants to risk going feral on the ones who take him. And so the battle against the council for custody over Naruto begins. Between Naruto's power growing and rescuing three other kids with family issues, two being socially inept and the other flinching at loud noises, Kakashi knows his life is about to become chaotic.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    4304
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    Orphaned at the tail end of the Third War, Kotone is left looking for answers to questions she doesn’t know to ask. Her life quickly becomes anything but her own and in a world where killing is profession, there is no room for weakness. Life deals hard lessons. Some are harder learned than others. For Kotone, finding herself is a long time in the making.

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    English
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    21,269
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    913
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    With luck like Hatake Kakashi's, it's truly a miracle he's made it this far.

    So when Kakashi winds up in an alternate universe where he has everything he could ever want, all of his deceased loved ones are alive and waiting for him, he naturally doesn't trust it.
    Where are the psychotic trees, and the village toppling, S-rank organizations? Kakashi plans on finding out what the universe has prepared for him before it blindsides him, or lures him into complacency.

    Join the Universe's Bitch as he navigates peacetime, people that just want the best for him, and, naturally, bloodthirsty plants.

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    4,073
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    357
    Bookmarks:
    93
    Hits:
    3832
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    kakashi wanted some... alone time with you after reading his book.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    50
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    2
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    908
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    The Hatake was a terrifying clan, and no one, not even the Kami themselves could dispute that fact.
    They were said to be destined for tragedy, a short fuse that burnt out to soon.

    "Lightning cracked across the sky, and the massive hulking forms of two wolves could be seen in the middle of the clearing. Iwa and Kohona-nin alike shrunk away from the looming presence, and the crackling feeling of ozone dancing playfully around the edge of the forest.
    Two figures sat atop the beasts, their smiles wide and blood-thirsty, the killing intent rolling off of the pair in waves the only proof that their ghostly presence wasn't an illusion."

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    AU where the Hatake clan was touched by gods, and just this side of insane.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    464
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    95
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    7092
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    Hatake Kakashi has been pulled off of ANBU duty to become a jonin teacher. In effort to keep himself at least somewhat entertained as well as to prevent from having to put too much effort into training his genin, he informs them that a jutsu he made up on the spot is too difficult for them to preform and has them practice until he deems them ready. Meanwhile, Team 7 begins taking after Kakashi, and that includes being interested in this jutsu of his as well.

    AKA: Kakashi ends up training his team by trying to not train them, the Leaf Village is convinced Kakashi's making mini-Kakashis out of his students, and enemy nin become scarred for life.

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    3,793
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    499
    Bookmarks:
    121
    Hits:
    2172
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    Kakashi thinks that maybe, just maybe that having friends is not a terrible idea.

    Maybe.

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    English
    Words:
    995
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    268
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    Injured shinobi Nakamura Shiro hated the library: there was nothing to do, no-one to talk to and, most importantly, nothing that could get his blood pumping. Yet, the reoccurring presence of a young, pink-haired girl with a curious choice of books piqued his interest and he thought he might just go over there and make her an offer neither of them would forget.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    65,142
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    655
    Bookmarks:
    167
    Hits:
    18468
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    Growing up in a small nameless farming village with memories of a past life in a busy city of towering buildings, Momoka couldn’t help but want something more from her new life. So she makes a plan, and before long she’s standing before the red gates of Konoha and ready to make all her dreams come true. But why does everything look so vaguely familiar?

    She wasn’t prepared for this. She wasn’t prepared for any of this. She certainly wasn’t prepared for him.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,328
    Chapters:
    9/26
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    426
    Bookmarks:
    162
    Hits:
    5879

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