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    We all know Harry Potter. He is a wizard, the saviour of the wizarding world, the heir to the Potter inheritance and a total brick-head when he wants to be, right? Wrong. Well, partially right. See, there is one thing that nobody knew, not even himself. He has relatives in America, close and distant. Read more to find out exactly who Harry Potter really is...

    Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the vampire diaries/originals

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    A disastrous trip to a waterpark (thanks, Dudley!) unleashes almost 200 lifetimes worth of memories, and now Harry is stuck as a ten-year-old while his soulmate is a wraith set on killing him.

    A very old and cynical Harry sets about correcting Tom’s poor life-choices while avoiding Dumbledore and his Order’s panicked searches for the Boy Who Disappeared.

    As far as Harry is concerned, the whole world can fuck off. He couldn’t care less he’s finally Harry Potter again, or that he can finally see his original loved ones again. The only thing that matters is getting Tom back safe and sane and with his soul intact.

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    It was a Tuesday night when it happened..

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    Daisy is caught between Fred and Kylie, and other classmates are still being thrown into the mix. Kylie Ford of the Weird Sisters is starting in Daisy's year, and our protagonist is definitely excited about that! Also, even though what she tells them is true, the Ministry still won't accept that Voldemort is back.

    A new teacher called Umbridge has been stationed at Hogwarts, and Daisy is going to bring her down! It is Fred and George's last year, and she is going to make it count. She and her twin start up an illegal defence group called Dumbledore's Army and when the Weasley twins leave Hogwarts, Daisy goes with them.

    Then, when she and Harry get a vision, they go to the Ministry to 'save' Sirius. And on top of all that, Daisy has to deal with her growing angel powers and confronting her dad ... her real, angel dad... who could that be? Read to find out!

     

    Book songs - Army (Ellie Goulding) and Closer (Tegan & Sara)

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    Daisy Potter's now going out with Draco Malfoy! She's going to see the Quidditch World Cup, until she gets kidnapped by Death Eaters. She is used to bring back the Dark Lord, and he seems to know about a prophecy - and a little something on Daisy. Daisy is stuck between her classmates, and can't seem to keep her eyes off of Fred, Pansy, and a certain famous member of a wizarding band. Her boyfriend can't seem to keep his eyes off their friend. And no one told Daisy about the world of angels and demons she is suddenly thrown into ...

    ~Book Songs - Demons - Imagine Dragons - Save Me - Nikki Minaj~

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    If Louis had known what was waiting for him behind that damn door, he would have turned tail and ran the other way. If he could go back to that day and do it all over, he would have made his choices more carefully, maybe thought a little longer before diving headfirst into the biggest challenge of his life. But he didn't, and he couldn't change it now.

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    Louis Tomlinson is a world famous actor, but when he purchases a submissive from his childhood friend's estate, he ends up with more than he ever bargained for.
     

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    When his parents' business went bankrupt, and his family collapsed, Draco was forced to see with his own eyes how one by one his loved ones left him. Alone in this world, Draco realizes that the destroyer of his family's life, the indirect killer of his parents, is Harry Potter, a cold-blooded man, a business leader who has the spare time to destroy and control the small businesses he is looking for, including Draco's company. Their family life was actually much more peaceful and happier before Harry Potter stepped in and ruined everything.

    Draco hated this world, especially that man. If there was one thing he wanted to do, it was to destroy Harry Potter with his own hands.

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    This is not your usual ordinary sweet story. This is a twisted story with shadow lurking from the corner because a love story isn't always beautiful.

     

    =WARNING=
    This story might be implying something called "Stockholm Syndrome"
    Dark!Harry; Innocent!Draco

    Draco is SHORT than Harry in this universe.

     

    [DO NOT REPOST OR TRANSLATE]

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    Sirius Black gets the excellent idea to take Harry to Gringotts and blood adopt him to cheer him up after his fourth year at Hogwarts and the rebirth of the Dark Lord.

    It's safe to say, Harry is straight up not having a good time.

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    When Harry realizes that he couldn't die, he becomes restless and lonely, moving from place to place. He waits for a new threat or something exciting to happen, and then upon seeing the Avengers, Harry decides to move to America from a small cabin in the woods to a large house in the bustling city hidden under wraps and locks of enchantments, spells, and wards. Seeing the wreckage from the Battle of New York slowly but surely recover, he plans to make thing a bit more exciting - just for himself. What Harry didn't plan was one of the most dangerous gods falling on his doorstep.

    Loki.

    or: When Harry moves to America, briefly gains roommates, and gets visited by friends from the past.

    (update: mar 19, 2021 under renovation)

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    #743 was given his first mission at eight years old. He first killed someone when he was three. He used to have a name, he doesn’t remember it anymore. Not that it matters, he is #743 now. Has been for as long as he remembers. Code name Saviour

    Or Harry is raised as an hit wizard

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    Harry never thought that walking in on Hermione and Ron having sex would be the thing that would make him realize that not only is he bisexual, but definitely has the hots for his two best friends.

    In which, Harry tries to navigate his feelings for his two best friends while also trying to keep it hidden.

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    Harry Potter, forgotten twin brother of 'Boy-Who-Lived', beaten into death by his abusive Muggle relatives. But his Magic disagreed to die so early, so it dug deep into his soul and blood and brings out something that will help him survive and live. But the question is.. who will take him from his destined cruel Fate?

     

    Tom Marvolo Riddle, AKA Lord Voldemort has fallen into deepest of voids because of his addiction to Dark Arts. So when his Prophesied 'Equal' and mortal enemy, who also happens to be keeper of his soul piece, comes to his aid and offer him another chance by helping him recover from the insanity thus filling out the void that has been created by cruel and merciless fate, what he will do? Can he refuse the little green eyed chaos maker who declared himself as his 'son in everything but blood'?

    PS : All characters belong to author JK Rowling.
    Tags may change as the story progresses.

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    There was a rumor of a mysterious man that roamed the hall of hogwarts.

    He was too old to be a student and yet too young to be a teacher. He wore muggle clothes and whistled as he walked with a little pep in his step. People who interacted with him said he was awfully sarcastic and almost always had a mischievous smile on his face.

    His shaggy black hair, light olive skin and dark eyes reminded people of two students in 6th year, but not enough to make an impression.

    But all they knew was that he was a strange lad, and he was NOT from 1976.

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    Harry accidentally goes back in time and forces james and severus to get close.

    | completed ✅ |

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    What it says on the tin. Drabbles devoted to top Harry.

    Most chapters will contain sex.

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    Harry Potter has finally gotten somewhere with Draco Malfoy, that somewhere being a snog in the library. But dating? That's an entirely different ballgame that he's still quite new to. Harry has to learn how to properly date if he wants to score Draco as his boyfriend, and after years of pining for him, he intends to have him as just that.

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    ROB (Robby) or Death self-inserted Daniel's soul into Harry's twin brother after he was hit by car-kun. Only problem?

    This isn't canon, because Dumbledore is a scheming villain, Lily and James are brainwashed and Harry grows up to become Malfoy's best friend and Daniel grows up with good Dursleys? And why does Dudley have magic? Why is he a Hufflepuff?

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    Well, Tom thought, genuinely curious as to why there was a maid cafe - what even was that, anyway? - in the middle of Knockturn Alley. He still had a few minutes left of his break. Burke wouldn’t even notice he was gone. Might as well check it out.

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    Harry's attempt at Traveling-Back-In-Time-To-Save-Tom-Riddle™ falls flat when he arrives in 1945 with no money. To keep himself afloat, he gets a job at a maid cafe in Knockturn Alley, where he gets spotted...by no other than Riddle himself.

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    OR:

    Harry Potter x Tom Riddle fluffy crack, where Tom is whipped and Harry is in a maid costume, because I said so.

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    Updates every Wednesday until the story ends or the event of my untimely demise :)

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    PTSD is messy. Mix in two concerned godfathers, an overbearing professor and the journey of puberty, you will see it gets even more chaotic. And Harry?

    He isn't coping well with the sudden change.

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    Harry almost dies at the hands of Vernon Dursley but is rescued and thrust into a life filled with love, acceptance and care. Despite the newfound safety, his mental illness thrives amidst new adventures, mishaps and relationships included in being fourteen.

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    Después de pasar setecientos años estudiando toda la magia conocida en el mundo, Harry Potter, compañero de la muerte, se encuentra aburrido sin nada más que hacer.

    Es malo ser un ser inmortal mentalmente inestable en un planeta donde eres la única criatura viva que existe, y es aún por cuando la curiosidad le hace preguntarse 'que hubiera pasado en sus primeros años de Hogwarts si él fuera diferente'

    Es una mala combinación y más cuando tu querido y eterno acompañante (muerte) decide joder contigo y darte una sorpresa extra cuando decides viajar en el tiempo.

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    If you were given the option to write yourself into a story to fix everything wouldn't you? Maybe Possessing an unwilling and unaware Petunia Dursley on her son's eleventh birthday is slightly immoral. It's also entirely possible that forcing Dumbledore to hire her as the new Muggle Studies teacher and make the subject compulsory is extremely unethical. Harry doesn't seem to mind though so we'll call it a win.

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