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    formally guardian swap au
    If there is only one Lord English then how does Sburb playout in a world not doomed yet still different? find out in the adventures of David Lalonde, Rose Strider, Jade Egbert, and John Harley.

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    34/?
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    30
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    6
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    He makes puppet porn for money, but he refuses to show his face or even be in his content at all. His fans want a change of pace, so the highest donation gets to rail him on the show.

    Okay I was high and sleepy while writing this so this probably sucks-

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    1/?
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    25
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    You've tried not to notice how Dave looks at you, sometimes. You've equally tried to ensure he doesn't notice how you look at him. Unfortunately, you didn't take your partner into account.

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    1/1
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    jade, in short snippets, from being alone with just her online friends, to finally freeing herself from her island

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    1/1
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    Four adults crash on an Island and the world will never be the same.

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    5/?
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    17
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    5
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    282
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    Inspired by medievalstuck by my friend the frog and fantasystuck by egosweetheart. :3

    The war between Prospit and Derse had ended and a treaty signed to prevent further destruction of the two kingdoms.
    The ruling royals of Derse have been dethroned and Amporas have taken over.
    Your name is Dirk Eloise Strider and you've just witnessed a coup from the Amporas and have been forced to flee.
    Your name is David Elizabeth Strider II and you've just escape your execution.
    Your name is Rosette Thea Lalonde and you just gotten news of the coup in your home kingdom.
    Your name is Cronus Dillon Ampora and you're escorting a mysterious seer/representative of Prospit to Derse.

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    4/?
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    8
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    3
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    100
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    The main floor of the house smells wonderful, like eggs and bacon and other breakfast things, and a smile splits across her face. She runs barefoot across the house until she reaches the kitchen, and there he is. He is so large where she is so small for her age, but she throws herself against him like a wrecking ball and he’s laughing.

    “Grandpa!”

    “There’s my girl, ready for breakfast?”

    He's home.

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    1/1
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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

    Featuring literally as many Homestuck characters as I can fit.

    Temporarily on hiatus due to IRL! Updates will return ASAP
    (Technically 23/365)

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    English
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    94,909
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1402
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    Karkat thought this summer vacation with John would be a chance to get away from it all.

    Dave thought that this new island would provide a safe home for his family.

    Funny things happen when the two of them meet.

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    25/?
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    70
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    The story of how Jade learned that particular family tradition.

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    For TT life has been simple. There's only one thing that matters to him, and it's his brother TG. Their new master, Harley, lives alone on a secluded island with two other boys already under his control. There is nowhere to go, even if they could escape. TT can't save them from their new owner, but maybe there's a way to keep a piece of yourself alive, if you hide it in somebody else's heart.

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    4/?
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    Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.

    The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    142
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    244
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    75
    Hits:
    5080
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    Dave, John, Rose, and Jade have a sleepover. It's a cliche high school story in which a game of Truth or Dare leads to Dave confessing to the love of his life.

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    1/1
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    2
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    317
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    A big ol Jam of a world that Ectothermal and I cooked up where Dad is the head Alpha of a giant fucking cult. Everyone loves him. It's great. Except for his son John, who is forbidden from losing his virginity.

    (John is not happy about this at ALL.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1003
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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
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    5
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    129
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    This is a spiritual sequel to my first fanwork, Just Vibin', but this can be read as a stand alone piece. Fill for the Homestuck Kink Meme.

    As much as Bro loves his long time dom (and husband), sometimes the itch comes along to service a few more. Luckily, the local swinger's club is more than happy to oblige.

    Please read disclaimer in notes + summary if you want a better breakdown of tags.

    Series
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    3,920
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
    Comments:
    4
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    470
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    Prompt fill for the Homestuck Kink Meme discord

    Bro has a small dick; Harley (consensually) shames him about it and edges him with a vibrator. That's it, that's the fic.

    (Full summary of kinks in notes, please read).

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    6
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1000
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    I've yet to be provided with canon interaction so i will do it myself

    Dammek adjusting to life on earth, Jude trying to be a good brother, and nerds falling in love

    ALSO IM ADDING THIS NOW BUT
    Because this was written BEFORE act 3 of hiveswap or hauntswitch came out, i understand that things in here will turn out be be wrong. the shit around portal tech i make up is probably gonna be wrong.
    As well, this fic was written with the assumption that Jude and Dammek are both 13-14, if when the actual game comes out it is shown that one is much younger or much older (like jude being 12 and dammek being 15 or such) I will probably delete this
    .
    (EDIT) jude has been confirmed to be between 10-13 where as dammek is 15, yeah, i'm abandoning this sorry guys, i'm not writing a romance with a potential 5 year age gap between kids. i'm also removing the ship tags

    Series
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    English
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    4,464
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    300
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    things sure changed once the alternian empire invaded, and humanity was forced by it (useing drones) to raise it's young but that's in the past, follow your favorite Beta kids growing up with troll sibilings, i can promise you happy moments, fluff, and some trauma... ok it might be a little bit more than some.

    Language:
    English
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    3,437
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
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    2
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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
    OR
    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    128,040
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    3614

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