18 Works in Goalies Are Weird

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    Author chose to ignore this ridiculous mess of a season and COVID. The bubble sort of happened, just because I need the Head Tap TM for the purpose of this little thing...

     

     

    “So Hartsy and Suzuki...” Jake offers, he’s a little fidgety, looking like he’s strongly considering following their goalie

    “They’ll be fine, Weber said he’s prepared Suzuki for what, uh, to expect and well, Hartsy seemed happy enough to see him. So. Let’s just get on with practice”

    “So no shovel talk?” Jake sounds a little upset, he enjoys threatening people a little too much

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    Artem Savaryn falls in love with his teammate. His father doesn’t approve of his son’s bisexuality.

    Well, maybe not at first.

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    in which thatcher nests and quinn has no idea what's going on until there's a 6'4 goalie attached to him

    alternatively

    thatch feels really bad about dragging quinn into the nest and quinn just wants to cuddle his goalie

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    Your stomach rumbled. Making you move ever so slightly. It was nearing your feeding time anyway. You ever so slightly lifted your head off of your battered arms to give an ice cold glare to the glass window that separated your room to the rest of the asylum. The glare you were currently giving the window was one of those glares that could render a full grown man helpless. You smirked once more at that thought. Though this time, your smirk was plainly visible to the people currently monitoring you from the safety of the other side of the glass window you were currently looking at. That's right. They were safe from you with being on the other side of the glass.

    Things to look out for:
    ~ Blood and gore
    ~ Mentions of violence
    ~ Cannibalistic notions
    ~ Horror topics
    ~ Upcoming intimate scenes

    WARNING: This story is very graphic, and not for the faint of heart! There are mentions of upcoming rape scenes, graphic depictions of violence, profanity, and a whole lot of blood and guts. This is rated M for a reason. If you have not already read the summary for this fanfiction, I highly suggest that you do. You have been warned, read at your own risk. This is geared for mature audiences only.

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    Chris and Derek are ecstatic in their new relationship, but when Bitty burns the Couch and robs Chris of his goalie luck, they'll have to find a way to bring his luck back so he can stay on the team. Meanwhile, their weekend together begins to go awry when they discover Jenny and Mandy are not the only ones haunting the Haus.

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    4/4
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    In the stall beside him, Jungkook scrunches up his face and gives him a Look. It's a Look Taehyung is extremely familiar with.

    "Dude," Jungkook says in English, still giving him the Look. It's the wow, goalies are Weird, huh? Look. "We took the train here. Remember? We got lost in Penn Station and you almost went out an emergency exit."

    (Or: Taehyung is a back-up goalie. Yoongi is his starter. Taehyung... has a goalie crush.)

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    “You know I love you and nothing will ever change that,” Manu hears Bernd saying and then a sob escapes Marc’s lips right before the taller goalie leans closer to kiss him again.

    Manu lets out a breath he doesn’t know he’s been holding. When they pull away, he makes his presence evident by knocking slightly at the wooden door, giving the couple time to pretend they’re not doing anything suspicious.

    or, Marc and Bernd have gotten married in summer 2019. Now they are trying to keep it secret from the DFB.

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    1/?
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    1
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    Five things Marc expected, being in a relationship with Bernd Leno. And one he didn’t.

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    “I think Juuse’s getting ready to nest.”

    Pekka sets his nigiri down very carefully. “He’s what.”

    Roman shoves the sushi into his mouth. “He’s taking stuff from the team,” he says with his mouth full. “Have you really not noticed?”

    Pekka stares unseeingly at his plate. Now that he thinks about it, he realizes Roman’s right—he remembers Juuse picking up a worn T-shirt from PK’s stall just the other day. And Pekka’s favorite pair of socks has been missing for a week.

    “Do you think he knows?”

    Roman shrugs. “I thought you could talk to him.”

    “Why me?”

    Roman gives him a flat look and Pekka sags like a deflated balloon. “Fine, fine. Who do you think he’ll choose?”

    Roman stares at him. “You can’t be this stupid.”

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    "So basically you're telling me that I'm going to have to, like, cuddle him better," Colin says. He can hear the doubt in his own voice, but, well. That sounds kind of like bullshit, no matter what his mom had always said about the power of love.

    Or: they clinch, and then things get... a little weird. Goalies, man.

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    “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to make it to the World Cup,” Manuel says confidently, and Sven wants to call out, Big fucking deal, you and everyone else in this sport.

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    "It should be illegal, Kopi thinks. But, then, he often thinks this about Quickie."

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    "Tyler has been a little bit in love with Jamie since the day he arrived in Dallas. "

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    "Jack Eichel has the greatest boyfriend ever, but lately the two of them have been having one little problem."

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    "Goalies were weird. That was just a given. It didn’t matter the team or the league.

    Fred though, he might just win the award for the weirdest goalie Auston had ever played with. And that wasn't an award he gave out lightly."

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    Snowy was just finishing up his stretches before practice when Zimmboni said the worst thing he could possibly say.

    “It’s snowy out there, eh?”

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    Jack Zimmermann’s the first out player in the NHL, and the bravery he and his boyfriend have shown means that Alexei now lives in a world where there are gay men openly dominating his beloved sport. Up until now, they’ve had to dominate the sport secretly.

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    Just some bendy tendy love.

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