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    Hadrin Half-Ear, (self-proclaimed) master thief, (self-proclaimed) master of seduction, (self-proclaimed) master assassin and notorious Cheydinhal street thug dies and is reborn in the lands of the Ebonheart Pact. This is their completely unbiased, extremely intelligible and entirely truthful retelling of those confusing times, later acquired by Solitude's Antiquarian Circle as a historical artifact.

    Contains ALLCAPS, copious amounts of swearing, egregious grammatical errors, offensive humor and general nonsense. Read at your own risk.

    Alternate summary: Chaotic Evil traveling merchant gains resurrective immortality, accidentally becomes national hero.

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    the accompanying webcomic to amped and wired, part one

    ***rating has been lowered to mature because it ain’t that explicit

    i'm on instagram! badmotorartist

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    Before they made it big, the Voidhound and the Jackal were just underworld nobodies who fell in love, stole from each other, and fucked a lot. Not necessarily in that order. (Five times Skavak and the Smuggler fucked, plus the one time they let feelings into the mix.)

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    There is exactly one person in the entire universe that knows Doctor George Davidson is alive, and that’s George himself. Even with everything against him- starvation, damaged machinery, the environment, and human error- he’s determined to not become the first person to die on Mars. And once they find out he’s alive, his crew resolves to do everything they can to bring him home.

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    As long as there was a single person more important to you than yourself, you couldn’t be free.

    Freedom always comes at a price.
    And Nora Weiss will pay it again and again, after tragic circumstances finally allow her to transfer from the Garrison to the Scout Regiment. What she has always yearned for is within her reach; freedom, and knowledge. She is prepared for the danger her dream entails. She did not, however, expect the allure her new captain—even less approachable than herself—presents to her, and finds herself yearning for something else entirely.

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    “You know I am,” Sadhbh answers, bitterness stinging her voice. “I don’t know what that makes me, but the first thing I thought was, ‘there he is whole and hale at last’ and was relieved.”

    “It makes you his mother.”
     
    Her mouth twists. “The mother of—what are they calling him on the Holonet? The Starkiller.” 

    After Starkiller Base destroys the Hosnian system, two forgotten women consider what to do next.

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    Kallus, still not trusted by other members of the Rebellion, gets blamed for murders committed by Chopper.

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    “We are problems that want to be solved
    We are children that need to be loved
    We were willing, we came when you called
    But man, you fooled us, enough is enough, oh”

    When VR becomes a bit more Reality then most people are comfortable with, my new family and I have to fight through monsters of all shapes and sizes to free hundreds of people from a death trap my sister and I unknowingly helped create. It’s a good thing warzones and people trying to stop and/or kill me at every turn isn’t anything new to me. In fact I think this will be kinda nostalgic and fun for me and Cat. Nothing like the threat of death to bring families together.

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    A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.

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    A Redguard Mage and an Akaviri Dragonslayer are forced to travel the harsh world of Skyrim in search of meaning, someone who'll stop gawking at how impossible they both are and help them, and whoever keeps letting dragons loose all over the country. So far, the native Nords aren't very helpful, even when they're actually trying to help. The gods are even worse, but when are they not? Every lesson gets harsher, the snow gets deeper, and their sanity a little thinner. Asking at the College of Winterhold turned out to be a disaster, so it's time to fall back and reassess the situation. And it's not good.

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    13/?
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    In late 2037, a traumatic brain injury received in a car accident causes a human to begin doubting what is real, and what is a false memory. As the evidence mounts in favor of her delusions having some basis in reality, the clock is ticking its way straight down to a massacre - a war between humans and androids.

    Haunted by ghosts from a world that shouldn’t exist, frightened to see that the most important figure in that world has gone AWOL, and armed only with deteriorating traces of foreknowledge, what can a lone organic do to save a synthetic species that doesn’t know it’s doomed?

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    In this city that has only seen Felix as flesh, that has only tried to eat Felix as he eats it in return, there is Chris. Chris is the universe’s apology to Felix. It handed Chris to him one day on a silver platter and said, here, if you manage not to eat this one, he’ll be the best thing that’s ever happened to you.

    Or, Felix's very unique quarantine struggles. Featuring his hot roommate.
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    An entire alternate multiverse of AC made of bad puns. And even worse puns.

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    Six years after the Promised Day, Edward Elric leads a quiet(er) life with his fiancée in Resembool. But when military scouts spot a Drachman flag flying over Fort Briggs, Ed and Winry both soon find themselves heading north. Between warmongering generals, foreign fugitives, and a nefarious scheme for human transmutation, nothing is quite so simple as it seems.

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    Anderson was no stranger to injured people. He’d become strangely numb to it during his time as a war reporter. But a war reporter he was not anymore. He wasn’t even a correspondent. He was an anchor and had been for over twenty years. And yet there was something horrible about this that shook him up.

    Shep is left badly injured after a car accident and Anderson must deal with the fallout.
    Takes place in January 2025

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    "did you really think that I was gone..."

     

    Remus and Logan haven't spoken in years. Like several years, not since college amount of years.

    But that certainly doesn't mean they haven't kept up with each other. Oh, sure, there's the traditional keeping in touch with college friends- checking up on their FaceBook, sending the occasional postcard or even a text, asking about them through mutual friends- but these methods can only bring one so far. No, the unfortunately estranged pair have taken a more hands on approach to looking after each other.

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    In the myriadic year of our Lord -- the ten thousandth year of the King Undying, the kindly Prince of Death! -- The Reverend Daughter receives a summons.

     "Salutations to the House of the Ninth, and blessings upon its tombs, its peaceful dead, and its manifold mysteries..."

    In the dark vault of Drearburh, the Ninth listens to the words of the Emperor with bated breath, words they have long been waiting for. The weathered paper is ancient, yellow and pale as unbleached bone in the Reverend Daughter's dark hands. The script that ripples across its surface is familiar as the first of these letters, as familiar as every letter he has received since, and though part of him aches with suppressed longing, Crux, Marshal of Drearburh, dares not touch it. Instead, he allows himself to be consumed by a flood of memories, memories from a life long passed....

    A reconstruction of the galaxy-spanning Gideon the Ninth prequel and continuation focused on the love story of Crux and Teacher, partially told through letters.

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    A pilot from the Federation's International Peacekeeper Exchange Program defects to the Cascadian Independence Force and must bear the consequences of her actions. A story following entirely original characters and contains heavy use of fanon. Work in progress. Act 3/4 and the first two Interludes complete.

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    36/?
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    Red is no stranger to doing whatever it takes to stay alive. First Underground and now in this kill-or-be-killed city. He's done it all, from smuggling illegal goods to killing Don Dreemur's enemies on command, to carve out out a reputation for himself.

    So how in the Angel's name did this no LV piece of FreeExp come to be so close to Lady Dreemur and her kid?

    Mob!Kustard | Slowburn | Rating has risen

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    Trevor's surprised to find the afterlife apparently involves finding himself outside of Gresit, about to fight the Night Hordes and Dracula again. He can't say he never sinned, but enough to deserve a personalized Hell? Why can't he get to just be dead like everyone else?

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    25/?
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    754
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