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    Hastur and Ligur have two great friends who they both have hung with many times, separately. What happens when Crowley and Aziraphale meet and start dating? How do the complicated friendships evolve? Can they survive an engagement and wedding?

    An all human, fluffy happy romance with some comedy, some real emotions, and a little angst for flavor.

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    4/?
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    Crowley helped build Alpha Centauri, but who was the other angel who helped? I mean, it is an odd phrasing, 'I helped build that one', isn't it?

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    Gabriel wird von Aziraphale zu einem Essen eingeladen, wird es so enden wie es sich der Erzengel erhofft?

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    Gabriel kommt anstelle von Crowley zur Kreuzigung.

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    1/1
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    Gabriel kommt nach dem Trick in die Buchhandlung und will eine alte Beziehung reparieren.

     

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    Human AU! Zira Fell is an aristocrat, Antonia Crowley is the lady's maid of a close friend. That gay shit ensues. A bit angsty, quite mushy, a lesbian story with a happy ending.

    I've written a lot of this. It will update on Sundays! If you like it, let me know :)

    (This will go through the end of WWI)

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    5/11
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    27
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    3
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    Aziraphale finds himself stranded in a small-town while on a trip to write a travel piece. He soon finds himself more interested in the handsome mechanic than ever getting back home to London.

    A.K.A I accidentally wrote the beginning of a Hallmark movie.

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    He never worried about falling; such a thing was never possible in this weightless world....

    A retelling of the 2011 Red Riding Hood movie

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    13/13
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    61
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    19
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    Heaven has abused the Disgraced Cherub Aziraphale. His former lover (whom he cannot remember) was framed, and subsequently became a part of the Fallen. His failures in Eden have resulted in a gory demotion from Cherub to Principality.
    Crowley didn't mean to Fall. He just hung around the wrong people. Hell abused him and wiped his memories of his former lover in Heaven.
    But God's not going to let them get separated that easily.

    Alternative Summary: Aziraphale and Crowley (known as Jeremiel in Heaven) were lovers in Heaven before things went awry. God ships them too much to allow them to be apart and plays an ineffable game to draw them together. Gabriel and Beelzebub like to casually hangout. Crowley and Aziraphale are way more soft than is depicted in canon.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Aziraphale isn’t feeling too good on earth, so he decides to go back to heaven and ask to be done in his work. Crowley isn’t having it and vows to save him. Post Canon.
    Seriously, read tags because the first chapter (and I’m not sure yet how bad the rest will be) WILL get heavy. Stay safe.
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    ALSO y’all I forgot to say the title is from Blackbird - The Beatles (that song slaps you should listen to it)

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    2/?
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    After saving the world, Crowley goes for one of his infamous sleeps.
    Aziraphale doesn't cope without him.
    Getting him back involves Gabriel and a lot of begging.
    Huge revelations for the pair and passionate sexy times ensue.

    A whole lot of angst, but it ends well I promise.

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    1/1
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    5
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    After Zadikel returns home to rest a while with their love, she lets it slip that some demons had injured her holy form. Gabriel, ever the protective bastard, tries to help her, but realizes he isn’t capable of healing all of the injuries without the help of Heaven. But bringing his lover back home is always a risk, will Hell find out that the unholy prince Beelzebub isn’t who they say they are?

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    All hell breaks loose when Crawly finds his future may not be what he expected, and that his loyalties may not lie where they should.

    One perplexing and vastly different angel can, and will, bring about great change for Crawly and Humanity. But will they be able to survive, or will they fall and drown?

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    Chapters:
    1/2
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    Before the fall, Crowley and Aziraphale knew each other. Though, Crowley went by another name.

    Series
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    English
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    5,145
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    99
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    8
    Hits:
    1100
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    Against his will and his better judgment, Anthony J. Crowley has - well, obtained, for lack of a better word - guardianship of his nephew Warlock. When Warlock starts having trouble at school, the boy's history teacher, Mr. Fell, asks for a parent-teacher conference.

    Neither the conference nor the teacher are anything like what Crowley expects.

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    19/?
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    1667
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    Crowley, Gabriel, and Aziraphale have settled happily into their relationship and are ready to add another dimension to their relationship. Fun times are had over spring break, when else?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    9
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    49
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    3
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    What happens when you get trapped by a cult with the last person you want to see?
    This will not be the only chapter, I'll post a proper chapter tomorrow.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    1429
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    be as you've always been
    and lover, be good to me

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    1/1
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    6
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    84
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    11
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    When Raphael came into existence, when the Universe was still young, he knew nothing about anything. He knew nothing about the workings of the Universe, about his very existence. He did not have his life laid out before him, nor did he know about the Great Plan. Not yet, at least.

    But he knew one thing for certain: he had a Soulmate.

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    35,522
    Chapters:
    15/15
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    20
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    210
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    36
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    Falling is a lot simpler than it used to be. Are you currently rebelling against God, as so determined by the Metatron in Her absence? If no, continue as you were. If yes, please prepare to have your celestial soul, the Grace of the Almighty, et cetera, ripped from your infernal body. You will be transferred to Hell in 3... 2... 1...

    Have a great day!

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    Crowley was on his way out of Hell for what he hoped was the last time, fully content to live a life of peace with Aziraphale, free of their respective bosses. Sure, the pining-from-up-close would be a bit of a downer, but he'd had plenty of millennia to practice it. He was in the escalator lobby when the Archangel Gabriel collapsed onto him. Well, he was already on his way out, why not bring Aziraphale's stuffy boss with him?

    Crowley had the luck of the Devil, if even Lucifer had ever been this much of an unlucky bastard.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,781
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    273
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    2776

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