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    When war breaks out between Heaven & Hell, Heaven takes demons as slaves.
    Aziraphale and Crowley struggle to maintain their own side, but it’s only a matter of time until Aziraphale is forced to take ownership of Crowley.
    However, demon slaves are highly coveted and Crowley’s new status is far from ideal.
    Plot with smut.

    Picks up immediately from the end of the book.
    General themes of slavery, sexual coercion/ dubious consent. This is not a dark fic, it’s more a fluffy fic, but it happens in a dark world. Lots of imminent danger and some near misses.
    Tags will be added with new chapters, please always double-check.
    I've tried to highlight particularly tag-heavy chapters/sections and make them skipable, though mentions of their content will recur.

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    After years of radio silence heaven and hell strike again. This time they have a plan and are managing to work together to get their War.

    Armageddon is coming.

    Beelzebub and Gabriel will make sure of that.

    With Crowley imprisoned in heaven, Aziraphale stuck in hell and no prophecies to help them this time. They work against the countdown for the end of the world.

    Adam gets warned by his sucessor, Anathema and Newt want to protect the life thez build and their little family. While Adam and Warlock try to get back yo London as soon as possible and the others have already started their investigation, someone is just waiting for the opportunity to strike.

    Crowley bides his time, makes an unlikely friend and gets the ground pulled from under his feet more than once.
    While Aziraphale is at the mercy of hell and two demons that want revenge and are going to get it as soon as the war horn is blown.

    Welcome to the end of the world.

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    Alistair Zira Fell is a popular author. Loved by everyone he meets. Well, almost everyone. Someone is trying to hurt him, and right now, he needs a bodyguard.
    Anthony J. Crowley is the best, although he doesn't work with celebrities. He has three rules. He never gets too close, never stays once the job is done, and Never Gets Involved.
    But this isn't a thriller. This, is a love story.

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    “Beg, Aziraphale,” Gabriel ordered, violet eyes cold as he glared down at the principality. His voice echoed in the empty, white space of Heaven. “Beg for his life to be spared.”

    Aziraphale tore his gaze away from his demon, meeting Gabriel’s icy stare. He shuddered. He could do this. Crowley was depending on him. His partner had saved him so many times. He could save the demon once, even if, judging by the state of Crowley’s wings, he was already late. “He’s immune to holy water,” he lied boldly, voice unwavering. “You know this. I know Michael told you.”

    A flicker of amusement crossed Gabriel’s face. “You think I don’t know about your little trick? Michael may have been fooled, but I know you, Aziraphale. I’ve been your supervisor for 6,000 years.” He chuckled. “But, if you insist, perhaps we give it a trial run?”

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    Fiona Fell was new to the ranks of already established detectives on the police force in Soho, ready to make a name for herself, and prove that she was not her father's daughter. But when she becomes tangled in a war between rival gangs, she will find that the law is not always black and white. And neither, for that matter, are the desires of the heart. AU Crowley/OC

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    After receiving a phone call from the last person that he wanted to hear from again, Crowley was handed a basket with Lucifer's son and told to deal with it.

    Eleven years later, the neighborhood that he and Ezra Fell called home was being besieged on two sides.

    Lucifer Morningstar was campaigning to both retain his seat as a Minister of Parliament and to claim the role of Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government. Which would allow him and his associates to transform the neighborhood into a den of iniquity, filled with strip clubs, bars, and adult theaters under the guise of "improving the economy of the community."

    Those supporting the current Communities Secretary, Ms. Lord, intended to gentrify the neighborhood. Which would involve driving out the community that already lived there in order to bring in the types of crowds and businesses that people like Gabriel Messenger approved of more.

    No one in the community of Eden wanted either of those outcomes. But stopping both sides won't be easy. Not when some of those in power have few reservations about crossing the line to achieve their goals. How could a bookseller and a florist be expected to pull it off on their own?

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    After receiving an unexpected invitation to his brother’s wedding, an unfortunate realisation about his old suit, and the inconvenient news that his trusted tailor had closed down, Azra Fell finds himself in Devil’s Wear and his world turned upside down.

    OR

    Two trans tragedies accidentally steal each other's hearts and then simply never give them back.

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    Newt thought it would have been a good idea to surprise Anathema with a gift for their upcoming anniversary, an antique hand-held mirror, that he had found at an antique store; however, upon buying it everything seemed to go wrong. Ever since he bought the mirror, neither of them had a restful night sleep, from nightmares, vivid dreams, and ill omens plaguing them. Anathema and Newt eventually conclude it is a good idea to rid themselves of it for some time which, they know who exactly to leave it with: Aziraphale and Crowley.

    Upon Aziraphale and Crowley getting the mirror in their possession, they soon discover that the mirror had more to it than what meets the eye.

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    Crowley is a singer in a drag club, Aziraphale is an A&R Manager in need of a miracle. When they meet, it seems like the perfect arrangement, but what they don't know is that the meteoric rise to stardom has its price and that their pasts will come back to haunt them.

    Can they work through their differences and rise above the difficulties the world is throwing at them to finally realise that all they need is each other?

    A Star is Born AU

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    Aziraphale is an apprentice/deacon and has been transferred from Tadfield to Notre Dame in Paris. While there he will be under the guidance of Gabriel and Sandalphon the Vicar and the Judge of the cathedral.
    Crowley lives in the bell tower, hidden away from the world. A skin disease called greyscale has turned his skin thick grey and black and scale-like. He is the bellringer for the cathedral, which let's him carve wood and dance in peace from jeering eyes.

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    Micheal returned. “The photos speak for themselves.” She silently passed them to Gabriel.

    Gabriel looked over them. At first, they seemed innocent enough. Though they progressively got worse. Aziraphale was spending more and more time with the demon Crowley until they were inseparable. That somehow wasn't even the worst part.

    Aziraphale's belly also began to grow.

    Micheal stayed quiet, figuring Gabriel would figure it out.

    "Do you suppose that the baby belongs to the demon?"

    She nodded slowly. “Unless the angel had had another partner, but I looked everywhere for evidence of that. I do think the demon is the father.”

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    AU - Dr AZ Fell accidentally tips a cup of hot tea over a tall red headed stranger on his way to the train station, requiring him to dust off his old nursing skills.

    Crowley certainly didn't expect to end up lying on a filthy Soho pavement, with his shirt literally ripped open while he tried not to scream at the pain.

    Two strangers meet via a chance encounter, one hands the other a business card with an apology......what happens next?

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    A retrospective of our favourite angel and demon's time at the Dowling's estate. Featuring the tartan umbrella"

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    The infamous St. Eden’s Gate, run by the notorious A. J. Crowley. Of course, Aziraphale had heard the rumours about the boarding school for insolent children. As preparation for the upcoming weeks, the Ofsted inspector had studied former reports and results that, in his opinion, gave him a good outside perspective of the place.  

    But all the preparation in the world couldn't have made him ready for the weeks that lay ahead of him.

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    (Übersetzung ins Deutsche von “Exile from the Emerald Isle” by charlottemadison)

    Ein kleines fic für Snek Day. Sláinte.

    Laut Wikipedia (englischer Eintrag):
    „Die geläufigere Version der Legende wird von Jocelyn of Furness überliefert, der berichtet, dass alle Schlangen von Patrick verbannt wurden. Er trieb sie ins Meer, nachdem sie ihn während seines 40tägigen Fastens auf einem der Hügel Irlands angegriffen hatten.“

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    Due to their overlapping but different skill sets, Aziraphale is better than Crowley at certain Temptations, and Crowley is better than Aziraphale at one supposedly-angelic Task. That’s not necessarily a downside of The Arrangement. It’s absolutely fine, providing that no-one Upstairs or Downstairs notices – and after nearly eight hundred years, what are the the chances of that?

    Right.

    It may not be the End of the World, but it’s the end of the Eighteenth Century, the world is changing far too fast, and an angel and a demon are up to their necks in Serendipity, even though that concept was only invented in 1754.

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    Aziraphale is kidnapped and drugged only to be dumped into Crowley's lap when he gets a bit too annoying for the angels. Certain things that had been left unsaid come out in the drug-induced haze and Crowley has to deal with knowing the truth about Aziraphale's feelings.

    Rated M because Heaven kidnaps Aziraphale and drugs him with truth serum and that's all a bit on the mature end.

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    Love seeketh only Self to please,
    To bind another to its delight,
    Joys in another’s loss of ease
    And builds a Hell in Heavens despite.

    -William Blake

    It’s 1921 - almost 60 years since the holy water incident - and neither Crowley or Aziraphale have forgotten. In that time they’ve slipped in and out of each other’s lives, but never as close as they were before. Crowley has a mysterious new job on Earth and Aziraphale has been sent to figure it out.

    Unfortunately, love gets in the way of things.

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    Aziraphale Fell, real estate tycoon, finds himself in need of a companion during a business week in London. He meets Crowley in Soho and finds he enjoys the younger sex worker's company. They spend the week together and both are surprised to find themselves falling in love.

    "Hey, handsome," Crowley purred, "want a date?"

    "Right now," the blond man replied in a very proper, educated accent, "what I need are directions to the Ritz. Got myself turned around, I'm afraid."

    "Five pounds for directions, luv," Crowley said calmly.

    "Five pounds? That's ridiculous!" the man sputtered indignantly.

    "Ten pounds. The price just went up."

    "You can't charge me for directions!"

    Crowley grinned. "I can do whatever I want, angel. I'm not lost." He stood up and turned his back, letting his arse lean against the window frame.

    "Oh, very well," the man said, pulling out his wallet. Crowley opened the door and climbed in.

    "For a twenty, I'll take you there personally," he offered.

    Aziraphale handed the twenty over silently then tried to find first gear.

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    Ongoing series of deleted scenes from my AU Love Thy Neighbor. Lots of gratuitous smut and rot your teeth out fluff incoming.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    255
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    26
    Hits:
    7138

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