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    Dwalin Fundin/Ori Ri, Dwalin/Ori, Dwori, Balin Fundin/Dori Ri, Balin/Dori, Darlin. Soon Nori/Bofur, Eventual Fili/Sigrid, and Kili/Tauriel, Several OC dwarrows. Eventual Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins, Thilbo, Bagginshield,
    Ori of the Brothers Ri is a freelance scribe in the poorest part of the City of Dale. He rushes to rescue his trouble-making elder brother Nori and finds a life, romance and food in the Mountain among royalty. Dori has secrets! And there’s nothing like a fairy-tale of scandal and lost nobility! The story is completely from Ori’s point of view. Expect appearances from Thror, Frerin (who is an utterly spoiled brat - apologies to Frerin worshipers), Lady Galadriel, Thranduil and practically everyone else. This is totally safe for Dain fans!
    Smaug never hatched and Isildur listened to Elrond (somebody has to) and the one Ring no longer exists. Sauron is just a bad guy with orc armies.
    There are some serious bits, but mostly it’s just a lively romp with food. Did we mention the food?

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    Congratulations, you've reached part two! As is conventional, this is where we establish themes, reinforce expectations, and then whump! the audience for the dramatic wrap that is part three. Please buckle up, stay hydrated and do not leave your feels exposed and unattended!

    Lan Xichen owns a sweet little café named Pan where he tries to create his own little safe space where people are inclusive and can enjoy great food and drinks. Literal pastry wizard Wei Ying is steadily becoming friends with business manager / living enigma Lan Wangji, Lan Xichen got back together with his former high school sweetheart Nie Mingjue. What could possibly go wrong...?

    !Possible trigger warnings:!
    - (mentions of) homophobia / bullying
    - characters coming out as gay and having some pretty big issues with that
    - smut
    Tags and warnings will be moderated as the writing progresses.

    This is my first time writing a modern AU, English is not my first language, comments and commentary more than welcome. Thanks in advance for your time.

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    This is SATIRE. Please dont crucify me. I could not care less what you think of this as its for a friend
    i will literally shit on your mom if you read this please dont read this unless your a major virgin and weezer fan like me

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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    Lan Xichen owns a sweet little café named Pan where he tries to create his own little safe space where people are inclusive and can enjoy great food and drinks. When his chef Su Minshan suddenly quits he is in desperate need for a new 'culinary artist'. Enter Wei Wuxian who is a literal pastry wizard (no magic, just baking).

    Stick-up-ass Lan Wangji runs the business side of Pan and has some trouble getting used to the whirlwind that is Wei Wuxian, but of course he cannot but fall head-over-heels for him.

    !Possible trigger warnings:!
    - (mentions of) homophobia / bullying
    - chapters nine and ten feature a panic attack / dissociative episode
    - due to chapter seventeen, I had to turn the rating from General Audiences to Explicit. There will be smut, y'all.
    - characters will be getting in a fight, around chapter nineteen. Which is nothing compared to the fights in MDZS/The Untamed, but still.

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    I just write porn m8

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    First problem: He doesn’t know how he got here. Chilton’s car, likely, but he doesn’t have keys in his pocket, and there’s no sign of any vehicle at all.

    Second problem: He also doesn’t know the extent of the carnage between here and the BSHCI, or even, with any real certainty (a lie, that’s a lie, isn’t he finished lying to himself?), that he caused it, which means he has no idea how quickly or easily law enforcement will find him.

    Together, those problems leave him with very little to formulate an escape plan.

    What he does have, though, is a gun and access to Hannibal Lecter’s house. 

    --

    There’s something wrong with Will Graham. Missing time, strange injuries he can’t explain, and six dead BSCHI employees. But that’s fine; he’s on Hannibal Lecter’s doorstep with a gun. The answers can’t be far off.

    Sequel to all of history [deleted with one stroke], but can be read stand-alone.

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    In the Faerie Society, a magical world where the Fair Folk reside, the Fairy Ring festival is approaching the Kingdom of Älvalek. As such, to mark this auspicious occasion, the High Queen of the Fairies has invited the other fair folk around the world to attend the festivities.

    Renji Abarai, a young Djinn, is excited to be travelling to Älvalek for the very first time in his life, though he is also nervous about the prospect of tensions with the other fair folk. What he doesn't expect, however, is to cross paths with Byakuya Kuchiki, the aristocratic Lord of the Fée, who quite literally takes his breath away.

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    Jisung was never a fan of the early morning shift.

    But that all changed when his regular jogger customer comes by at 6am, with his big arms sticking out and his body just screaming DILF.

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    Several unexplained disappearances have occurred in the planned community “The Falls of Arcadia”, Global Justice needed to send two people undercover as a married couple in order to investigate. So, of course, they ask Dr. Drakken and Shego.

    Post-Graduation. Based on the X-Files Episode 6x13 “Arcadia”.

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    It was about a decade ago when Aether was separated from his twin sister, Lumine. From the day he was dismissed from their orphanage, Aether had been working odd jobs around the clock to keep himself afloat. One of those odd jobs involves working at a café owned by Diluc Ragvindir called Daybreak, where he would be on his feet all day serving drinks and snacks to his beloved customers.

    On a very particular day, when he was on duty for cleaning up in the storeroom, an enraged voice called out to him.

    “What are you doing in my wine cellar?!”

    Needless to say that he was shocked to see a familiar face laced with such pure fury.

    Edit: It has come to my knowledge that there is actually a tag for food. So I am adding that as a tag since food will be a huge part of this fic, especially during Aether's time at Daybreak. There’s #foodporn in here. No porn though, just food.

    Edit: Tea Party session ongoing! Next Episode After Hiatus: The Illusive Bard

    COLLEGE AU/TEYVAT IS ISEKAI AU

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    Cross-posting my TMA art to AO3! They can also be found on my Tumblr and Twitter under the same username, @PurpleAlmonds

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    Mike's suggestion comes completely out of nowhere, but it turns out that Greg actually kinda likes it.

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    A podfic of "Food Porn" by MsBarrows (from the Trope Bingo Ficlet Collection)

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    Les choses se sont tassées après la dernière Cérémonie. Stiles s'attaque à une affaire que lui confie son père - un meurtre vieux de 10 ans causé par un rejet de morsure. En attendant, Derek essaie de résoudre un mystère encore plus grand : que se passe-t-il entre son oncle Peter et le Shérif, et à quel point doit-il s'en inquiéter ?

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    All the stories painted the experience of being Fatemarked as a rare and beautiful anomaly. It meant that somewhere out in the world, there was a person—your soulmate—waiting for you. This was supposed to be blessing... so why didn't it feel like one?

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    As down-on-his-luck Yuuji Itadori collected his clothes and weaved through the penthouse suite - the afterglow of his Tinder hookup still fresh on his skin - a question played over in his mind as he made his way to the elevators and back to his shoebox of an apartment...

    "Did I just fuck a movie star?"

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    Hongjoong had spent a long time making a perfect batch of pancakes for the two of them, but as soon as San walked into the kitchen the pancakes seemed irrelevant. San was wearing a tank top and sweatpants. His hair fluffy and a bit messy since he just woke up. They had been so busy with promotions even the slightest flash of San’s arms made Hongjoong’s head spin.

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    Millionaire George buys three hybrids off a human trafficking rink, taking them in and training them to be his royal steeds.

    Why did I write this? I have no idea. Do I regret it? not at all.
    I got inspired by BileBunny's animal play series and thought I might as well write it.
    If any of the people mentioned or used in this story are uncomfortable I will remove this.
    I doubt they will find this, but don't try and get them to find it.
    The dream team are just the victims of my imagination for the time being, so take anything here with a grain of salt cause your gonna need a lot of it.
    No complaining in the comments if you didn't read the tags, this isn't gonna be pretty all the time. Feel free to leave suggestions though.

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