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    Simon ‘Snow’ Salisbury is an accomplished actor wrapping up another season of his hit TV show. Basilton Grimm-Pitch is a hard-working editor who just managed to publish a well anticipated romance novel. A drunken tweet brings them together.

    Simon Salisbury ✓ @simonsnow
    who are you where do you live how old are you why are you so fine how do you like your eggs in the morning
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    37k Retweets 203k Likes

    Baz Pitch @tbgrimmpitch
    Just because it’s apparently not obvious to my new found following, I’m gay. Really, really gay.
    15.7k Retweets 98k Likes

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    Simon Salisbury ✓ @simonsnow
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    Chapters:
    4/8
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    Bookmarks:
    21
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    Simon Snow didn't really anticipate being given lordship over Watford, nor did he think he'd get this obsessed with the crown prince of Veladan. The crown prince, who unlike their youthful days when Queen Natasha was still alive, decided to slash him the same day every year with his sharpest words.
    A meeting at the veranda, moonlight above, and unbidden feelings hidden beneath.

    Penelope said Simon's courageous, but she also said he can be slow. He didn't think "slow" would take years for him to understand the viper's nest the capital lies on, nor did he believe he'd ever admit Prince Basilton is truly right.

    And yet, he were, and it was running late.

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    9/?
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    15
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    859
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    In 2013, when Gemma T. Leslieʼs final book of the Simon Snow Series was ought to be put out, Cath tried herself to give answers to all of the questions still left unsaid and to elaborate her own final chapter for her hero.

    Flash forward to 2021, in a parallel universe, here I am trying myself to do what Cath wanted to. (Only, I am real and Rainbow Rowell is too.)

    Simon Snow, The Ex Chosen One, The Blue-Eyes-Bronze-Curls-Leather-Wings-Anxiety Boy, and his dead handsome boyfriend are coming back to England after their "trip" to America.

    Things have changed and stayed the exact same way they were in America, and now itʼs up to Simon, Baz and their friends (some new, some old) to sort it all out. Will The Ex Chosen One save the day, again? Will Baz’s quest for his identity lead to the hoped conclusion? What’s Shepard’s role in this? Can Agatha and Penny see their worth, in the end?

    There's only one way to set things clear: looking for the answers at Watford.

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    English
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    12/63
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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    Baz and Simon meet on the plane going to London. While Simon is going there to spend a month with his best friends, Baz is going home after a week in New York.

    They talk during the whole flight, and soon they both already know that they want to see each other again, but they are afraid to say goodbye at the airport. Luckily for them, destiny seems to be working on their side.

    Destiny and Penelope Bunce.

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    English
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    78,012
    Chapters:
    11/15
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1604
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    I met him on a dark and stormy night. There was no other man like him. And no other night like it.

     

    Or: One crazy night turns into a series of crazy nights that involve plotting an assassination, running from the law, too many moral dilemmas to be healthy, dancing, kissing, and a whole lot of winging it. (If Agatha were here, all of this would be resolved in one chapter. Alas. Everyone is a dumpster fire.)

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    English
    Words:
    59,699
    Chapters:
    22/25
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1753
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    Excuse the title.

    Simon has hated Baz since they first met, but it seems the world has decided to punish him because they're stuck being roommates until the end of the year. But after an involuntary vulnerable moment, Simon is starting to think that Baz may not be as bad as he thought. And Baz... well Baz dares not hope for something he's terrified of losing.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    286
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    It's the beginning of the end for former up-and-coming tennis sensation, Simon Snow. He used to care about his career, and thought he might actually make something of himself - but as always, he was left eternally chasing Baz Pitch's shadow. Months since Simon last made an effort, and years after either of them won anything of note, these two once-bright stars are on a collision course to meet at the tennis calendar's most prestigious event, the Watford Open. Will Simon smash a record number of rackets over the next fortnight? Will Baz step away from social media long enough to overcome his crippling self-doubt? Well, tennis fans - whip up a bowl of strawberries and cream and settle into your seats, because we're in for a marathon match. NEW BALLS PLEASE!

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    Chapters:
    15/20
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
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    This story takes place in a world where the equivalent of the Hunger Games exists, but in a all-magic society, so magic and monsters take the place of machines and technology. Simon and Baz are not direct analogues of Katniss and Peeta; rather, this is an imagining of how Simon and Baz might fare in a Hunger Games scenario.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    287
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    The boys have run into each other again after five years and this is what happens after that...

     

    (super great summary, I'm aware)

    Series
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch is an awfully lonely bloke.

    Baz usually spends his nights alone studying, practicing the violin, reading or fantasizing- Fantasizing about a fiction life he dreams to live in, a life where he has genuine friends to spend his lonely days with and a lover to spend his lonely nights with.

    Soon enough, one of his fantasy wishes comes true when his step-mother, Daphne Grimm, introduces Baz to his new personal maid. At first, he was entirely against it- Locking himself in his room, ignoring the maid, throwing insults and sneaky but harmless spells. But eventually, Baz has started to let this so-called “personal maid” warm up his once frozen heart.

    There's one issue though, Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch is a hopelessly, awfully and desperate gay man.

    Once a friendship has since bloomed into a crush in Baz’s heart. He has fallen for his maid, the orphan, the hopefully queer, the similarly lonely- Simon Snow.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    10
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    The year is 2077. London is celebrating its centenary as an independent city state. One that feeds the darkest of humanity. A place where the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

    Somewhere hidden in the streets is a mercenary known only as Snow, who is contracted by the Merlin Conglomerate to zero the heir to the Pitch Corporation - Baz Pitch.

    One less Corpo is a win for London, but will he do it?

    This is not a story about saving the world. It is far simpler story of a man trying to save himself.

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    English
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    17,085
    Chapters:
    7/30
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    368
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    After a nasty fall, Simon wakes in a hospital bed, with a frantic Baz trying to convince him they are married. The only Baz he can remember is the one who would love to see him hurt, not one who spend days at worrying over his bedside.

    Baz -

    Simon Snow doesn’t love me.

    I have been waiting for this day to happen, since the moment he first shoved his hands in my hair and kissed me.

    “You don’t have finals! You aren’t a student!” I'm screaming. I should stop, there is no way this is actually helping. I keep going. “You’re 26, you own a cafe! You’re not my roommate!” I backtrack, stuttering out the words, “I-I mean you are. But not-not just my-I mean, you’re my husband.” I can’t help it, I say it again. “You’re my husband.” It comes out less like a statement, and more like I am begging.

    Simon is staring at me, eyes wide.

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    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1104
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    What if Philippa hadn't come up to talk to Simon in fifth year?
    This is my take on that what if.

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    English
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    1,757
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    43
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    Undredal is a charming village. Nestled among the remote fjordlands of Norway, surrounded by steep cliffs and glassy water, it’s like something out of a fairytale. (One could even call it magical.)

    But Undredal has been harbouring a big secret—and it’s not the amazing goat cheese.

    Baz Pitch doesn’t know it, but he’s about to find out what it is.

    ***

    An AU where Ebb got to Simon before the Mage could and ran off to Norway. The World of Mages was never the same.

    PLAYLIST | PHOTOJOURNAL

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    Chapters:
    12/15
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    231
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2982
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    Simon and Baz Snow having been living a perfectly comfortable and mediocre upper-class life they are forced to realize that they are both hitmen who have somehow managed to be at opposing ends of the trigger. Will they carry out orders to eliminate each other or will they attempt to get to the bottom of the mess that ties the Watford agency and the Grimm-Pitch agency in a bloody feud?

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    English
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    76,797
    Chapters:
    38/38
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
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    Life was good. Baz couldn't complain. He was no longer burning but he also was no longer alone. Asides from Nico in the office every day, a few other magical beings became regulars at the liaison office with pleas for the coven. Baz even made an effort to befriend some of his neighbors on his street. They were frequently popping in while he practiced in the backroom on slow days, drawn in by the sound of his violin. Baz didn't mind. His life was turning out to be something less violent and heavy than he could ever have predicted when he was younger. He should probably thank Simon Snow for breaking up with him some day...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    221
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    Simon Snow may have lost his magic but his words still acted like a spell: “I want you to go.”
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    It has been 5 years since Tyrannus Basilton Pitch was broken up with by the love of his life.

    Not once did he call him.

    Not once did he step foot anywhere near where he would even see him.

    To look at Simon Snow was to burn...there was only so much burning Baz could take.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    Mitali and Malcolm arrive at Southhamptom airport to collect their negligent children after a runaway caper in America. Only, Penny and Baz have returned not with the Sword of Mages but with Simon Snow himself, decidedly Not Dead, along with an American Normal trying to break a demon deal he made when he was sixteen.

    Even with the Humdrum's downfall, the World of Mages teeters on the edge of cataclysm. The Mage isn't ready to give up control, not after his sacrifices. And even magickless, Simon's not done being the Power of Powers.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    7,773
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    324
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    Basilton Pitch (el malo de la saga Simon Snow) encuentra un libro en la librería que le llama la atención. Y el protagonista se llama igual que su archienemigo.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    1,676
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    15
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    Maybe it's not too late for Simon and Baz to find their way back to each other, maybe things can still work out.
    Maybe they can heal and be happy.
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    Or: post Wayward Son.
    This is just them figuring things out; pure hurt, comfort and fluff. So much fluff.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,532
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    143
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2671

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