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    This is my take on Artie's backstory. Orphaned in New York City after a plane crash, how will things turn out for him?

    Most chapters are rated G or T but some parts may be more of an M rating due to content.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    3
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    The morning after Jaskier’s first night at Kaer Morhen, and Lambert confronts Jaskier and Geralt about their nightly activities.

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    English
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    617
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    136
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    3
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    Written for Forgettablefox's drabble challenge

    TREASURE

    Word Count: 100

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
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    98
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    Katara finds a creative way to learn about Aang's body. (underage tag because of descriptions and mental images, but there is only very light past-tense sexual contact between the characters here)

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    English
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    3,753
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    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    23
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    6
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    It's Crowley's turn to face the mortifying ordeal of being known.

    Look I needed to do a follow up to answer what similar sort of nonsense Crowley has in his pants. This is pure unapologetic crack-smut featuring the Ineffable Husbands.

    Series
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    English
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    603
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    4
    Kudos:
    36
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    3
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    A story exploring what happens to and between Alfred and Wilhelmina if we accept the plot the series gave us. How did they get there, and what does it mean for the rest of their lives carried out through the Victorian era's ever-tightening notions of morality with the ghost of Edward Drummond never far away? What happens when people must abide within the liminal spaces of love and sex, life and death, societal convention and individual desires?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    34
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    22
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    Chrollo sees Neon in a maid dress. It's tea time. But Chrollo isn't interested in the desserts. He wanted to taste something different.

    Written for Day 2 (Tea Party/Care) KuroNeo Week 2021.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    3
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    It’s official: Don Carlos is boring. Yes, it’s a fundraiser. And of course, you agreed to purchase tickets. Anything to support The Met. But this opera, while beautiful, is dull.

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    1,468
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    1/1
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    2
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    5
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    救生员米尼莫斯以为有条人鱼要溺死了,他游过去救他……

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    29,546
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    2/2
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    My dearest Darcy—
    I have ruined fully eighteen of these beautiful, creamy linen sheets to get even this far. You will laugh at me, I know, but I am in this my mother's daughter, and such prodigal waste of paper offends my sense of thrift and of propriety. And for what? Because I wish to write you, but do not know how to call you.

    Language:
    English
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    61,348
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    282
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    329
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    35
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    You're gonna get fucked by a robot... and you're gonna like it.

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    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    A lithe body perched on a bike sped past him, hugging the curb so close that his hand grasped the dome of his mailbox to keep himself upright. A lean arm shot up with tape wrapped fingers, waving over a delicate shoulder.
    “Sorry!” A lilted voice peeped.

    ~

    Maz Kanata’s office door was closed when he came to it and Ben could no longer hear any stirring inside. That did not stop him from lingering at it for a breath or two. Then he grabbed a right, then a right, and entered his office. Stepping around his desk, he leaned over it, rolling his sleeves over his forearms and picking up his pen.
    A tough, two-legged wheeler? Five letters, going straight down.
    B I K E R, Ben wrote.

    (College AU! Not teacher/student, just two nerds in love.)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    8/16
    Comments:
    30
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    87
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
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    That’s it. He felt helpless, in a place he built from the ground up. In a place he has invested so much of his time. He felt scared, and alone, and helpless.

    “Yeah,” he finds himself muttering. “How can I stop that?”

    “The feeling of helplessness?” Twyla asks, seeming surprised that David is engaging in conversation with her, when he’s usually keeling over with exhaustion at this time of morning. “I’m not sure if it’s exactly what you’re looking for, but I do run a self-defence class. It used to be in Mutt’s barn, but since he’s not there anymore we now hold it in Ray’s front room.”

    OR, David and Patrick meet for the first time after the robbery, at Twyla's self-defense class!

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    40
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    “Oh Mighty Aubergine Overlord! We beseech you!”

    “We need your help and guidance in a matter most urgent!”

    “We wish to go on a date with the lovely Hermione, and she’s so out of our league we need your help.”

    “We promise to always respect her wishes and make sure she always comes first!”

    “In all meanings of the word, of course.”

    “What the hell are you two doing?”

    Language:
    English
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    1,300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
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    123
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    10
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    Чжоу Цзышу продал Вэнь Кэсина в публичный дом - и что из этого вышло.

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    Русский
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    100
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    4
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    575
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    Resisting the seduction attempts of his recently married and ridiculously pretty childhood friends, after two weeks of listening (guiltily) outside their bedroom door at night and trying not to fantasize about them during the day, isn't exactly something Kifu's military commander is trained for.

    Or: Tomo makes Aki his plaything while Shiki watches. Aki doesn't want to enjoy it as much as he does.

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    Sometimes, you and Duff like to get on each other's nerves. Or rustle each other's tailfeathers. Or stir each other's soups. Or yank each other's chains.

    Steven sighs and, begrudgingly, keeps score.

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    English
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    Arya falls down a rabbit hole. The story starts while Arya is travelling with Sandor Clegane; as in the book and in the spirit of Alice, she is therefore pre-pubertal.

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    9/9
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    Mona's mora problems land her in the hands of a (mad!) alchemist after she accepts a commission to participate in his latest drug trial. After a delayed reaction sends her up the cold peaks of Dragonspine in search of Albedo -whom appeared to be all but vanished from Mondstadt, and her daily life.

    Perhaps it's long past due that the two accept their intertwined fates as fellow truthseekers of Teyvat, and as lost souls with their head in the clouds.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,602
    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    3358
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    What's a girl to do when her handsome colleague, sweet business partner and mysterious, piano-playing friend all compete to be at the top of her favorite-person-list?

    A sugar-sweet, confusing, cracky piece inspired by BTS World, filled with dumb conversations and showcasing my inability to decide which of these dorks I like most (I mean... u get it, right?)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,700
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    223

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