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    Stan wakes up one morning, his head pounding after getting high with Kenny in a bed. Naked. With Kenny. Who is also naked.
    He didn't even think he was gay before this.
    But now he's stuck with a gay crisis while sober.

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    1/1
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    At a friend holiday party Craig is faced with the fact that his ex-boyfriend, Kyle, is moving on. He copes with lots of alcohol and lots of fake apathy.

    Cryle Week Day 4: Truth/Reflection

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    1/1
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    4
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    A few months into their strictly sexual, secret rivals-with-benefits relationship, Cartman tries something that isn’t well-received.

    (AKA the one where Cartman eats Kyle’s ass like it’s his last meal).

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    ‘‘ Here's the thing, I can't do anything right
    Try as I absolutely, totally might
    The bones are melting, the skeleton is ash
    The clavicle detaches and falls with a deafening crash ’’

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    Eric has a pretty fun half time job

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    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    3
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    3
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    There was a contemplative silence that settled over them. The more Kyle thought about it, the more he thought maybe finding a sex-friend would be more trouble than it was worth. If he had a hard time finding a romantic partner, what kind of hope did he have of finding a sexual one? It seemed like one of those things that would always be great in theory, but impossible in practice. He wasn’t sure who he’d even be looking for.  

    “I’d do it.”  

    He turned to look at the man on the ground next to him with wide eyes and a gaping mouth. “Are you propositioning me?”  

    “I’m not exactly being subtle, jackass.”  

    “I just - I wanted to check.”  

    The silence that fell over them this time was much less comfortable.  

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    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    223
    Kudos:
    298
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    4711
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    “You’re a quintessential part of me, so why didn’t you care when you broke me?”

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    Chapters:
    21/22
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2782
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    Pretty much the Beauty and the Beast movie but with South Park characters. There is Kyman in it. Don't like? Don't flame.

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    English
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    10,175
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    112
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    高中毕业后,男孩们踏上了为期六天的加州公路旅行。Cartman惹人生厌,Kenny前途渺茫,Butters身陷危机,而Kyle不知如何面对与Stan的分别。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    100,323
    Chapters:
    6/8
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    319
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    一段Eric和Wendy彼此共享的历史,既不浪漫也不美丽,但却刻在记忆里直到最后一刻。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Kyle dies his senior year of high school leaving a heart broken Stan alone, one night Stan gets sent back in time to save Kyle from his impending death. Can he save Kyle? Or will he have to witness his one time love die all over again? (I hate summaries, but I promise this will be good.)

    Language:
    English
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    7,450
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    336
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    The stick of truth is the provider of the prosperous kingdom, what happens if it went missing?

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    English
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    4,296
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    252
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    It was high time a piggy finally got his shots.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    Stan x Cartman one shot told from Cartman's first person perspective. Details a night at a bar that ends with something nice. Only rated M for language.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    South park one-shots, I take requests

    Chapter 1: Kenny x Craig

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    Since they were all children, Kenny always held a lot of admiration for Stan’s big brother: Craig, who was way too cool to notice him properly back then. Over the years, Kenny’s silent admiration turned into a deep, secret crush and the tall, dark haired teen became everything he wanted.

     

    Yup, I suck at summaries.

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    English
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    12,140
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    398
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    After the 'broship' ends, the only two who remain in contact are Eric and Stan. One Thanksgiving, Stan decides to invite Kenny and Kyle to catch up and try to reconnect, suddenly thrusting Kyle and Eric back into each other's orbits after all of these painful, tense years. It's fraught with uncertainty, and it feels so very fragile as the two of them slowly dip their toes back into each other's lives, neither of them knowing exactly where they will land.

    Language:
    English
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    8,987
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    146
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    Initially upon entering his senior year of high school, Craig Tucker had expected a slow, boring year like any other. He’d catch a few parties with his friends, pull decent enough grades to graduate, and spend the rest of his school year coasting. Nice and boring, just how he likes it. The thing about life is that it’s unexpected, a road of randomized twists and turns that loves to throw you off your game. When a particularly sharp turn leads Craig into a very precarious, and hardly believable, situation, he’s forced to learn how to cope with the consequences of his actions. Or, at the very least, learn how to embrace the exciting for the first time in his life.

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    There’s a special type of stupid that comes with being a senior in high school, and Craig is about to experience that shit first hand.

    Language:
    English
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    107,266
    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    2078
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    Craig keeps having the same dream about a mysterious blonde. Then one day, the boy appears as a transfer student.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    98
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    It's a dark day on the Butters show.

    Marjorine comes out of hiding, after years of being pushed deep down.

    How will everyone take it? Butters fears the worst, but there's only one person's opinion that really matters to him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,446
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    979

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