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    After their terrible fight, Jaskier ends up near dead at the bottom of the mountain. He made up his mind during his time healing to never think of or see Geralt again...

    But destiny is never so kind.

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    When miscommunication goes too far; A bard becomes a spy and a witcher challenges the myth that he can’t feel.

    "The stretch of weeks, months, and even once a year, always put a strain on Jaskier as he waited for the reunion with his witcher. He cannot remember when the switch from friends to occasional bedmates had happened."

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    Jaskier hasn’t spoken to Geralt in four days, a rather impressive feat all things considered. Because everyone knows the best way to sort things out is a silent stalemate.

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    Jaskier and Geralt are childhood sweethearts, as much as young witchers can be, but when Jaskier thinks Geralt died in the Trials, it's a long life of mourning for the Cat witcher.

    Years later, the pair meet again but how will they ever hope to reconcile?

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    "Other than cats, Dragons are the only creature that is known to absorb magical energy directly from their environment,” Villentretenmerth says.

    “Cats.” Jaskier’s question comes out flat. Villentretenmerth nods, sagely.

    “Cats,” he says. “Nobody knows what they do with it.” Jaskier feels a headache coming on.

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    A blue eyed demon meets a scarred angel with a silver blade and suddenly, the fragile peace between the realms of heaven and hell is at stake. As well as their hateful hearts.

    Or: Angel/Demon AU, because my muse Giddy posted a prompt on Twitter and allowed me to use the motive. Thank you!

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    “Really though, Jaskier,” Valdo says. “How?”
    “That’s a secret I’ll take to the grave, I’m afraid,” Jaskier grins. “Once I manage to reach it.”
    “Keep on with the bullshit, Jaskier,” Geralt growls, “and you can reach it tonight.”
    “Fifty years traveling with him, and he still thinks he can scare me. Cute, isn’t he?” Jaskier laughs. “Oh, Geralt you could never.”
    “Try me.”
    ***
    It's becoming harder and harder to ignore the fact that Jaskier doesn't seem to be aging. But the bard has a very good explanation for his apparent immortality. In fact, he has several, one more incredible than another.
    Which is precisely why Geralt doesn't believe a single one of them. The problem is, he has a reason why he simply needs to learn the truth...

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    It’s almost 2 months after the Mountain Incident and Jaskier is sitting at a tavern, drinking his sorrows away. About Geralt, his sorry state of being (no lute, low on coin, alone), fall of Cintra just 2 weeks ago, fate and everything else. He though he was going to stay by the witcher’s side forever, but life’s no fairy tale. So more ale for him.
    In the corner Nilfgaardian soldiers get ready to kidnap the bard and give him to their wicked sorceress leader to force information from him about the lost princess. She may torture and curse him to get what they need, but hey, what can you expect from Fringilla Vigo’s student?

    Geralt’s 100% done with destiny. He’s with Ciri and has to hide from Nilfgaard's forces. And he still has to find Yennefer and beg her to locate his bard, damn it! And he needs to apologise if he wants to get his “dear heart” back.

    Yennefer licks her wound hidden in Brudge and contemplates her life.
    Triss helps fellow mages in Vizima.

    Lambert and Eskel travel south in search of Geralt, because they got letters from his bard saying their brother will need help.
    Oh, and they don’t even know about half of the shitshow it’s about to become. Truly ballad worthy story.

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    Forgiving was not forgetting...well in Jaskier’s case, it was. By some unforeseen circumstances, Jaskier did not remember Geralt at all. He didn’t remember anything about their time spent together or their argument which led them to part ways.

    On the other hand, Geralt saw this as an opportunity to right his wrongs with the bard and used Jaskier’s memory loss to his advantage. What Geralt didn’t factor in was what would happen when Jaskier got his memory back...

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    Geralt stalks into their room and promptly stops in his tracks.

    Jaskier is in the circular, wooden tub that was brought up to their rooms earlier, cleaning off his chest with a soapy rag. He looks… beautiful. His skin practically glows in the sunlight filtering through the partially-closed curtains. Geralt can smell the lavender soap wafting off the water and blanketing the room in comfort. Usually Geralt finds scents like those overpowering, but he’s never disliked the way Jaskier smells.

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    His stomach makes itself known when Eskel catches a whiff of roast chicken as one of the guests steps outside with their plate of food. Eskel is quick to cover his middle with his hand, as if the action alone could muffle his body’s natural response to hunger. Eskel can’t remember the last time he ate.

    Eskel could certainly do with losing a couple of pounds anyway.

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    Five times Jaskier hugged Geralt and one time Geralt hugged Jaskier.

    Or

    Their developing relationship as seen through hugs.

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    Unconditional care.

    That was what Jaskier offered him in those moments they shared.

    Before he could talk himself out of it, Geralt asked, "Want me to wash your hair?"

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    Jaskier is on the run from Dijkstra's men, and he only has one goal in mind - get himself and his daughter Erica to safety.

    There's no safer place on the Continent than Kaer Morhen, home to the wolf witchers. Jaskier knows they'll be safe there. The only problem? Jaskier and Geralt haven't spoken since the incident on the mountain, and Jaskier doesn't know if he'll be welcome at the witchers' keep.

    In comes Eskel, who accepts to help Jaskier and Erica get to safety. In Jaskier's eyes, it's a foolproof plan. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Geralt gives Jaskier a little kiss in the lips for good luck and Jaskier thinks he's an imposter. But he's not.

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    Geralt, who had not yet found the balance between being a total prick and a decent human being, looked back at him impassively. “His name is Raven,” he said by way of an answer, telling Jaskier absolutely nothing of importance. As per usual.


    Geralt gets Jaskier a horse. It goes about as well as expected.

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    It’s been a long time since he has crossed a Witcher on the path.

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    Geralt grows increasingly more irritated, and curious, at the rumour of another Witcher claiming all of the contracts within the northern kingdoms. Coin is wearing thin and so is his patience - until he stumbles across a forgettable small town and its tavern, where he comes face to face with the Witcher always a week's ride ahead of him.

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    A series of oneshots depicting a Feral Witcher and his Bard (This is self-indulgent Jaskier whump in which Geralt is even less sociable and much more growly).

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    Geralt - who’s never been one for games before - gets up from his table and settles into the shadows behind him. The woman Jaskier’s chatting to has a plain face, straw-coloured hair and is laughing at his jokes. A little too much, because the bard’s not that funny, but then she twirls a finger into her hair, and that’s when Geralt glares at her. It’s all that it takes, really, for the girl’s expression to change from one of allure to fear, and she backs away from Jaskier while spouting excuses. Geralt smiles into his tankard and slinks away. And then he does it again. And again, every time they stop at an inn or a banquet or any sort of place where Jaskier thinks he can turn his charm on, Geralt frightens away all his prospective lovers. Jaskier’s wide eyes and mouth agape is satisfying enough to keep him amused for the evening, and he’s already gone if Jaskier ever thinks to look behind him.

    Geralt starts playing a game with Jaskier, and then he gets in a little too deep.

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    Jaskier had always known what his purpose in this world was. He had felt it within him from a young age, pressing against his heart and growing as he did.

    He had been given a wish, not meant for him but another and he would keep it safe until the time came for him to pass the wish on.

    He had always hoped that it was Geralt’s, that he would be able to help the man he had come to love find happiness and peace but this was just cruel.

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    73
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