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    Being the journal of Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus, chronicling the journey of the Emperor's warship Cenotaph on its hunt to slay an immortal Resurrection Beast.

    Or: the Moby Dick crossover AU that nobody asked for.

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    7/?
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    Dulcinea sighs and lets her hand fall back to the sheets. “I sent him straight back to you, I promise. To be honest, I didn’t think you’d let him come at all…but I’m glad you did.” She smiles, revealing a thin line of blood along the inside of her lower lip, and for a moment she looks like a wolf after the kill, bright-eyed and sated. “Awfully selfish of you, keeping him all to yourself like that.”

    In the early days at Canaan House, Camilla Hect pays a visit to the Duchess of Rhodes.

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, Magnus used to joke, that a single person in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a spouse. What Magnus didn't seem to know, was what to do if that person was an absolute bag of dicks.

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    Crux is abusing you to anyone who will listen," said a voice from the entryway, with fifteen minutes to go. "He said you made your blade naked to him. He said you offered him sick pornographies."

     

     

     

    NSFW Locked Tomb drabbles; individual summaries and content warnings in chapter notes.
    Ch 1: Harrow/Ianthe
    Ch 2: Palamades/Camilla/Dulcinea
    Ch 3: Palamedes/Camilla
    Ch 4: Naberius/Colum
    Ch 5: Camilla/Corona
    Ch 6: Palamedes/Camilla & Camilla/Corona/Gideon
    Ch 7: Gideon/Harrow

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    “Fret not, honeybun.” Gideon shook her red hair out of her eyes, belligerent. “I’m not totally sold on your whole skepticism thing.”
    “Well,” Harrow said, ignoring the nickname. She turned to the rest of the room, clearing her throat politely before addressing the empty air. “Ghosts, if you’re real, give us a sign. Make a noise. Move something. Send a shiver down our backs. Whisper softly into Nav’s left ear—”
    “I seriously fucking hate you.”
     

    (Casual sex and paranormal investigation. Not necessarily in that order.)

    (or: the Buzzfeed Unsolved AU in which Gideon is ready to fight a ghost, and Harrow just wants to be haunted.)

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    In an AU where Dulcie actually made it to Canaan House, she has some alone time with Cam.

    Written for this kink meme prompt:

    "pick whoever you want from these characters in whatever combination (minus twincest) Gideon, Harrow, Ianthe, Coronabeth, Camilla, Dulcinea

    And now I'd like some D/s content with them. I only ask that everyone is super into it, no abusive dynamics pls."

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    It isn’t that being caught exercising in the halls is actually embarrassing; Camilla knows that there’s more to health than medicine, and keeping fit requires lifting more than just books. What’s embarrassing, what’s down-to-the-marrow humiliating, is that she actually has the time to exercise. She should be helping her necromancer achieve lyctorhood, not finding exciting new places to do squats.

    It’s some small consolation, perhaps, that there’s at least one other cavalier whose necromancer has seen fit to turn her loose on Canaan House without a duty to fulfill. That the other cavalier is Gideon is, well, less consoling.

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    In an alternate universe where things are progressing as the Emperor Undying intended, Camilla and Gideon find themselves with a lot more time on their hands and a lot less supervision from their necromancers. This could be the start of a beautiful bromance.

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    Classically trained British theatre-turned-film actress Harrowhark Nonagesimus and stunt woman and action star Gideon Nav are set to costar and play love interests in Reach of the Sea, a period drama and Camilla Hect's directorial debut. On screen, the chemistry is electric, but off screen, they can barely stand each other.

    Somehow, they are going to have to make this work, for the sake of their careers.

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    1/?
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    “You’d have to pick the revenant’s path and travel along a thanergetic link, and that’s just madness again: sitting inside—I don’t know—a teapot, clinging on without sense or understanding, going slowly insane.” –Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir (p. 461)

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    Dulcinea Septimus never does what she’s told. Abigail Pent never met a theory she didn’t want to test. Together, there’s nothing they can’t haunt… but only one thing they want to.

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    When Cam pushes for him to take a bath, Palamedes receives an unexpected visitor.

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    Palamedes Sextus, the Director of the Library, has some concerns about Harrowhark's Special Collections and Archives: he thinks she's working with demons. Of course, he would investigate if his coworkers would behave...

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    12
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    41
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    Palamedes is bad at sexting. Dulcie is an Evil Sex Genius. Cam is seduced.

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    Not long after Palamedes and Camilla crack the case of Dr. Sex, another mystery arises in the Sixth House, and this one is going to take a few Houses' resources to work out.

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    The emperor is dead, everything is great, and Harrow works out a way to resurrect all the children her parents killed. Gideon suggests getting help from some old friends, because two hundred children means a lot of diaper changing.

    Total fluff. I just needed everyone to be happy!

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    Dulcinea writes secret love letters to the Sixth when she can't sleep.

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    63
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    In which Palamedes and Camilla heed the Emperor’s call, set foot on the real live surface of a planet, and stare at Dulcinea a whole bunch without ever actually fucking talking to her.

    (Palamedes POV of the arrival at Canaan House)

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    Camilla goes through the motions of love without feeling it, but she's been doing that for twelve years.

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    1/?
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    Dulcinea didn't want to go the bar she definitely didn't want to sing karaoke, she just wanted to stare at the cute librarian she had hardly ever talked to. Her friend has other plans.

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    Dulcinea invited everyone to the 7th to celebrate her birthday. There's just one person she'd like to see a little more than the others.

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