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    Drunk Crowley tries and failed to cover up an accidental hug

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    And so Crowley starts a vague cult and remembers his friend is an Angel.

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    Part 2 of the Blackbird series, Moment to be Free is an exploration of Crowley and Aziraphale’s history set in flashback memories triggered by events taking place post non-pocalypse. As they attempt to find new meaning in their Forced Retirement and evolving relationship, they inadvertently discover forgotten memories through Aziraphale’s new talents with human Magic and his attempts at mastering is own Light.

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    Most people think that if they hide, or they do something in secret, that I don’t know. That I can’t see. What few fully understand is that while I see everything, there is nothing I can do. Free Will is the natural cause of everything. Everything happens because of each individual persons free will. And while you would imagine only the humans wouldn’t know that, nobody seems to know that. Not even my angels. But, there is a pair, the most unlikely of pairs, who meet in a very unplanned way. And while it will take them the better part of six thousand years to come to realize that their free will is the most powerful forces in the universe, they gravitate to each other. Despite it all. And this, is where their story begins.

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    After Aziraphale declines a visit during lockdown, Crowley gets a little sloshed and complains to the captive audience sitting in his greenhouse.

    (Originally posted on Tumblr, takes place after the Lockdown video)

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    Two meetings, two humans, two supernatural beings, one broken relationship, and some musical inspiration.

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    Take two TV shows, shake them together, find common ground, distort all the distortable… and you’ll get this story.
    Crowley has one of his brilliant ideas and shares it with Aziraphale.
    What if Jessica and Kevin got their super powers in a totally different way?
    What if their first meeting was different?
    Maybe this time everything between them could be more romantic. Maybe.
    About the Ineffable Husbands, well… do you really need me to say anything? ;)
    In all this mess… what about the Antichrist?
    Will they avoid the end of the world, even this time?

    from chapter IV (II)

    *“So are you telling me that there’s a fucking asshole among the humans who makes the evil deeds in the world increase? And maybe he even makes me do twice as much work?” she snaps.

    “What did we say about that language, not suitable for such a nice girl as you?” Aziraphale rolls his eyes.

    “Where the fuck do you see the fucking nice girl?” Jessica retorts and Aziraphale figures out that that is an uphill battle.*

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    На вечеринке по случаю помолвки Ньюта и Анафемы, через год после Покапокалипсиса, Азирафаэль узнает сразу два ошеломительных известия: Во-первых, Ньют и Анафема сожгли продолжение Прекрасных и Точных Пророчеств Агнессы Псих. Во-вторых, Кроули влюблен в него, и так было с самого Начала. Его реакция на одну из этих новостей — молча придумать план действий, а затем спокойно и решительно привести его в исполнение. Его реакция на другую — раздавить бокал шампанского голой рукой.

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    世界末日之後,Aziraphale和Crowley嘗試做出一點改變。(大部份是Aziraphale)

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Crowley helped build Alpha Centauri, but who was the other angel who helped? I mean, it is an odd phrasing, 'I helped build that one', isn't it?

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    Between the months of March and August of 1888, Crowley had stayed in a continual state of drunkenness. It varied from buzzed to the edge of blacking out, but sober was certainly not a part of the spectrum. He’d finally woken up in February from a nap he had laid down for in a sulk in 1863. Twenty-five years on, he was not entirely sure he wanted the nap to end yet. Consuming vast amounts of alcohol felt like the next best option. If head office asked, he was simply leading humans by example.

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    Unfortunately even for angels and demons time is a linear thing. And if Crowley knew that writing out those two words in the note he slipped to his angel that day in 1862 at St. James’ Park would push Aziraphale out of his life he might as well have written out what he really wanted. But then there’s that whole time is linear business, and that means no do overs. Only repercussions.

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    Conmocionado por las crueles prácticas de la Inquisición española, Crowley se refugia en el alcohol sin percatarse del peligro que el nuevo tribunal representa para un demonio. Por suerte, cuenta con la amistad de un ángel que se preocupa por él y que siempre sabe cómo animarlo.

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    The demon Azira(fell) must deliver the Antichrist, and the angel Crowley, is unsure of what to do.

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (Up until they decided to raise Warlock.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; about 11 years

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    Aziraphale came home late one night, and was greeted by a very drunk, very moody demon.
    Sex ensued, yeah.

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    The year is 2016, and while Crowley and Aziraphale have long since made up, Crowley is still slightly bitter about the fight of 1862. When Warlock gets into a petty argument at school with his best friend, Crowley is reminded of what happened with him and Aziraphale all those years ago. He wants to prove to Aziraphale that he was in the right, but he can’t exactly tell anyone about what happened.

    Unless… he told the internet. Yes, that seems like a great idea.

    Aka: A drunken Crowley tries reddit and makes an Am I the Asshole post.

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    Crowley's night is only slightly better than Aziraphale's. Part 2.

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    “Butterflies,” Crowley says, apropos of nothing.

     

    “Butterflies?” Aziraphale repeats with an owlish blink. They’ve been drinking for a solid seven hours now, and have been sitting in comfortable silence for about three. Crowley is currently half-melted into a lazy sprawl of black along the whole length of the Chesterfield.

     

    “Yeah. It’s like butterflies,” he says with a satisfied sort of nod. As if he’s threaded a particularly difficult needle of language. As if he’s found a clever answer to a question.

     

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    In which an angel and a demon have a perfectly normal conversation.

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    After Crowley interrupts Aziraphale and Anathema’s phone conversations one too many times, Aziraphale suggests the two have their own meetups to discuss what they have in common. Cue monthly coffee dates between a witch and a demon who can passionately discuss (debate) anything from Halloween to Astronomy to Hamlet… while also conspiring to form a book swap aimed at getting Aziraphale to read anything written after 1950.

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    6. You're My Best Friend

    1348 AD

    Crowley was drunk.
    There was nothing inherently surprising or special about that. Crowley had been drunk on many occasions in his 5,000 years on Earth, but today he was spectacularly drunk.
    He had taken one step outside his door that morning, seen the bodies in the street, piles of bloated, blackened, rotting flesh, and immediately decided to forgo any demonic activity today, tomorrow, maybe for the rest of the century. Humans, he decided, had quite enough shite to be getting on with without him adding to it.
    He made his way instead to the nearest tavern, performing a small miracle as he went to keep his stomach from rolling at the wave putrid scents, death, shit, fear, that overwhelmed him. He collapsed at a lonely table in a corner of the bar and ordered a large jug of wine that was almost as weak as it was sour. This really was the worst century.

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