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    The first week, she had gotten horribly drunk every night and crawled in between the cotton sheets and fallen asleep.

    Week two and three followed the same way, except the drinking binges stopped after Harry and Ginny staged an intervention.

    Harry shot out in concern, “You have more vodka in your veins than fucking blood.”

    Hermione tried to take the bottle from his hand and hissed, “Malfoy, Harry, I got fucking Malfoy.”

    Harry nodded in understanding and took a long swig from the bottle firmly in his grasp, “I know it’s disturbing. “

    Ron placed the bags of Chinese takeout on the counter and glared, “Yeah, saves me from having to murder the fucker.”

    Ginny rolled her eyes and asked the group, “No one’s seen him in years. Where do you reckon he is?”

    Ron added knowingly, “I heard he’s living as a Muggle in Russia.”

    Harry let out a short laugh, “Probably the most farfetched theory is that he’s Polyjuiced himself to look like the Muggle Prime Minister.”

    Hermione groaned, “For fuck’s sake, Skeeter hasn’t lost her idiotic touch then.”

    None of the theories mattered, there was no way in hell she would be forced into any kind of union with Malfoy.

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    In an attempt to resurrect my absent muse, I thought I would attempt a few challenges. Fics of no more than 100 words. I'll update tags as I go.

    Any pairing, throw them at me :-) I'm taking requests :-) please rec in the comments

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    600
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    6/?
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    1
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    "it was like that for much of first year, he would finish his lessons and stumble into his room, shutting the door and dancing to classical music that he drummed in his head and sometimes hummed to himself but even with the knowledge of silencing charms he would never use one. he couldn’t bring himself to take the easy way out again - his father told him he did that too much already - but instead he would wait for someone to finally manage to catch him but the latch never shook and no voices would shout at him through it."

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    slowburn drarry with trans!draco malfoy

    title from sugar crash by elyotto

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    5/?
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    'I will incite chaos.'

    Harry Potter is dead.

    Voldemort's reign has tested the many.

    Task after task, this may be Draco's toughest one yet. A gift he must master.

    Binded to keep him under control, he reunites with fellow Hogwarts' pupils, and the grieving ex-girlfriend of Harry Potter, enslaved.

     

    Theme song for story: The Drunken Whaler - Copilot Music + Sound

    *I do not own any characters other than my own. Full character credits to J.K Rowling.*

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    14/?
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    One night, one man, one bum.

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    "She was trying to think how and what she could have done to avoid this... But of course, Hermione Granger, brightest witch of her age, couldn't have been prepared for this."
    What do you do when the person you built your life with doesn't remember you anymore and get back to treating you like an Insufferable know-it-all? Ask Hermione Granger.

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    He was in awe, perfectly respectable and reasonable awe. Completely normal straight man, comfortable with his sexuality, appreciating the craftsmanship of the dress and the bravery of the act.
    Yes.
    Exactly.
    Malfoy’s heels clicked loudly, as all he did next was walk into and across the hall, in the direction of the buffet table. The feathers shifting and no-doubt tickling his chest, and arms - and legs - as he went, and the hanging sleeves fluttered lazily in his wake.

    Harry was so totally fucked, wasn’t he?

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    Draco Malfoy survived the war and he's making it everyone's problem. Hermione just wants all the ministry officials to like her. Ron just wants his wife to chill. Harry wants to go to just one more ball, and then he'll stop, promise. Pansy Parkinson is a devious enabler. And Blaise is very tired.

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    The plan was simple: for parties to be allowed in this covid-haunted world, they needed a special occasion. What occasion could be more special than a wedding?

    (It doesn't need to be a real wedding, of course. Unless someone comes to check, that is, then they better sell this thing.)

    (But how likely is that to happen? It will be fine, anyway; Harry has a plan.)

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    Il pleura. Elle pleura.
    Séparés par des centaines de kilomètres, ils étaient tous les deux recroquevillés sur eux-mêmes, pleurant à chaudes larmes.
    La nuit était noire, presque aucune étoile n'était visible dans le ciel, recouvert de sombres nuages. C'était la pleine lune, la première du mois d'août.
    Lorsqu'ils retournent à Poudlard, après une guerre qui les a détruits, les vies de Drago Malefoy et Hermione Granger sont bousculées par des évènements qu'aucun d'eux n'avaient prévus. La mort d'un père, une fausse identité, un bébé, un mariage, un rapprochement inattendu...
    Là où l'on s'aime, il ne fait jamais nuit.

    TW : scarification, pensées suicidaires.

    Tous les personnages et le contexte de cette histoire appartiennent à J.K. Rowling, le reste m'appartient, aucun plagiat quel qu'il soit ne sera toléré.

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    A Mudblood, a Death Eater, and Voldemort walk into a bar.
    It'd be a bad joke if things weren’t so miserable.

    Hermione and Draco find themselves in 1944 with fleeting memories, a teenage Dark Lord, and no clue as to how they ended up fifty years in the past.
    Nothing makes sense.
    But maybe it isn't supposed to.
    They have worse things to return to, after all.

    Series
    • Part 2 of OM
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    Draco Malfoy has the world as his feet. He's twenty-three, first pick Seeker for Puddlemere United, has brilliant friends and a life he adores.

    The very last thing Draco wants is an unplanned pregnancy, especially one where the other father just so happens to be Harry Potter.

    Life, however, has other plans for him.

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    Hermione Granger, a force to be reckoned with and a dedicated Auror, may have met her match on the other side of a manhunt. The partnering of an Ex-Death Eater on the case could mean a fresh start - or destroy it completely.

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    Draco está en un caso de un asesino, pero para investigarlo, necesita una relación falsa… y una compañera de juegos para un club kinky. Cuando Hermione se ofrece como voluntaria para asumir el papel, ambos hacen su mejor esfuerzo para mantener la mentira sin que el otro sepa la verdad: no están actuando.

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    222,715
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    27/?
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    33
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    It’s the exciting new tv show that everybody’s talking about! Featuring everybody’s favorite single wizards and witches! And in a place you’d NEVER expect—Malfoy Manor. And yes, Draco Malfoy will be onscreen looking for love. Will he find somebody who can forgive his past—and find redemption in the form of love? Or will nothing ever be the same for the young bachelor? And what about Harry Potter himself—will he finally go down on one knee for Ginevra Weasley? And finally, the question the world's been dying to know—what about our favorite Golden Girl, Hermione Granger? Will she get back together with Ron—or will she finally get over her old beau and find her true love once and for all? What we can tell you is, here at the Manor, love is for everyone. You will not want to miss all the heartbreaking drama; but, alas, in the end, it’s all about love. Don’t miss us every Saturday, all winter long. Ladies and gentleman, you’re watching George Weasley’s Most Eligible!

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    7/?
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    Draco's life has been struggle after struggle. He was exiled as a baby, his mother died, he was forced to live with muggles... Need I go on? Quidditch was supposed to be his escape, but how is he supposed to beat Victor Krum and take the world title if he can't even beat Harry Potter?

    ~No knowledge of The Queens Gambit required~

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    Draco is on the case of a murderer, but to investigate, he needs a fake relationship - and a kink club play partner. When Hermione volunteers to take the role, both do their best to maintain the lie without letting each other know the truth: neither of them are acting.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    31/31
    Collections:
    16
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    4834
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    10633
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    (Because I'm a total slut for the whole Ice King/Sunshine Queen trope.)

    Evangeline Rosier was never meant to be a part of the war. Hell, she wasn’t even supposed to be alive. But when she's pulled out of hiding and back to England she can't help but jump right into battle. Forging friendships and battling death eaters along the way, Evie falls in with a mismatched group of friends that she can't help but to love. But when fate comes knocking will she be able to give the former Death Eater a chance?

    Lucius Malfoy doesn't deserve a second chance, at least that's what he tells himself of every time he looks in the mirror. But, following his wife's death and his son's disinheritance, he knows what he must do to keep the Malfoy name alive. Little does he realize how much life is waiting for him beyond the walls of the manor.

    Pushed together by the gods themselves and surrounded by a bunch of lovable idiots who just want the best for them, how can these two not fall ridiculously in love? Starring a whole host of characters and a shit ton of shenanigans, this fic is bound to get a little chaotic.

    **** attempts will be made at weekly updates ****

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    21/?
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    Short snippets of Pansy's life throughout the years, before and after the second war.

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    Draco Malfoy starts Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with high hopes. Then he discovers he's in the same year as the biggest celebrity in the country: The Boy Who Lived.

    This is basically the Harry Potter series from Draco's point of view, with a Drarry-twist. It is also my other fic Crimson and Clover from Draco's point of view. It is also pretty self-indulgent.

    I try to post a new chapter around the first of each month (no promises though).

    Language:
    English
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    194,504
    Chapters:
    9/15
    Comments:
    76
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    119
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    39
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    3487
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    It is done' The words echoed darkly in her head as Malfoy caught her in his arms, the ugly dark stain splashed across his wrist, a halo of light fanning his head, and the realisation between the two of them that she knew his secret. 'Werewolf' She uttered, and then oblivion called, to her … and him / DH, Slowburn

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    17,678
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    5/?
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    24
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    125
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    41
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    3328

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