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    Slash-fic, M/M. A hopeless romantic wonders if he'll ever have what it takes to end a tedious charade. Tired of the lies and secrets, he writes to his beloved about what they can never have. From there, the rest spirals out of his control. Rated T, just in case.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    414,427
    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    263
    Kudos:
    574
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    19685
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    Thrawn is tasked with rebuilding and improving Csilla’s planetary defenses and decides (without any ulterior motives) that wargames would be the best way to test their effectiveness. And the proposed opponent? Why, Captain Eli Vanto, of course! When Thrawn realizes that he can analyze Eli’s sexual performance just as well as an artistic one, the sexwargame quickly devolves into an extended, super elaborate, very expensive, military-funded bout of foreplay for our guys.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,913
    Chapters:
    9/14
    Comments:
    200
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2074
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    Captain Anthony J. Crowley would consider himself content with his life. He has a beautiful ship, a competent crew, and a job that gives him more freedom than most but when raiding a loyalist vessel, an unclaimed omega is offered up.

    Navigator Aziraphale Eastgate would not consider himself content with his life, but he is trying. He's sure the famed Nutter Treasure will help if he can just get this crew of privateers to actually listen to him, but it's difficult being an unclaimed omega. It's especially difficult when one is offered to an alpha pirate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,440
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    231
    Kudos:
    257
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    3223
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    "On the secretly blushing cheek is reflected the glow of the heart." - Søren Kierkegaard

    Cacti don't blush, they are plants. It's Kim Jihyun, he's the cactus, and he is predisposed to blushing. And Lux loves to make him glow. These are the moments of Jihyun, his cheeks, and the love of his life who makes them bloom.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,910
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    253
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    Basil and camellia: success and perfection. It's a demand, not a compliment, Changbin knows.

    They're one of the best strike teams: loyal, powerful, effective. Sometimes, he'll wonder what his life would have been like had he not been chosen. But that's not something that matters, is it.

    "Smile and look pretty, darling;
    Soon this will all be a dream."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    156,215
    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
    335
    Kudos:
    276
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    7760
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    What do you call two cookies who fall in love? A batch made in heaven!

    Alt summary: Everyone loves Avocado Cookie.

    (Avocado cookie/ other cookie fics!! Requests are open! moved from my old acc)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,945
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    113
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    When Sam marries into Y/N’s family he naively believes she’s a little princess incapable of putting a step wrong. But once he comes face to face with evidence that proves she’s far from angelic which also implicates his own brother in her misdeeds, Sam finds himself battling against his own moral judgement.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,719
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    276
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    8340
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    The students and teachers watch how life plays out for their alternate selves.

    Another viewing the multiverse fic because they're fun to write and honestly a pretty good platform for testing ideas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,438
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    6846
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    When Clark rejects all of Lois’ serious suggestions for how to share his secret with Jimmy, she comes up with a humorous one.

    Language:
    English
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    1,013
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    40
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    Who would have the gall to write this? Someone with a purile brain...

    A selection of very disappointing 100 word one shots which promise much but deliver something quite different. Prepare to be let down! More will be added to this as I think of them.

    Huge thanks to Shinyfire, Catcorsair, Aldebaran and Mertens for inspiring these. (If you want to read some really excellent 100 word ficlets make sure you read 'Say You'll Share with Me One Prompt, One Hundred Words')

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,398
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    590
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    'And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.' - It's an old phrase in the history books. The abyss is terrifying. If you were unlucky or stupid enough to draw its attention - like Makoto - then it's already too late to escape. Still, he pretends to live on the surface, protecting the peace in Hope's Peak as a rookie detective. That was his dream, ever since he was a starry-eyed boy. Reality isn't so glamorous, not when a piece of him gets chipped away each time he's confronted with the dark side of humanity. The final nail in the coffin is that there's no reprieve, no even at home, all thanks to one frustrating neighbor! Junko Enoshima's shameless, lazy, fickle, intrusive, gorgeous and doesn't take him seriously at all! She's enough to make him forget everything else, including his sanity.

    (Inspired by As Old as Time)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,497
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    7617
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    A jolly rude 18th century romp, whereby Lord Cornwallis is seduced by Henry Clinton's oversexed teenage daughter during a banquet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,572
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    319
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    Here we are in the future and it's... alright; some things left to fear, and foes left to fight. When Pilot is found sneaking back from another dimension in a white suit, it kicks of a series of events that lead to a new fusion running headlong into a less than stelar first day thanks to powers he cannot control.

    All this distracts them from the open portal they left behind. An open portal is a dangerous thing, who knows what can stalk its way through?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,941
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    384
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    In this AU, Kagan seeks not only to unite his kingdom with Soal through marriage to Nave, but forge a secure bond with a usurping monarchy by any means necessary.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    58
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    Just as the title says, it's time for more stories around the family dinner table. And, in this one, Mac once again regales the family with proof that it wasn't always Phryne's fault.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    611
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    235
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    The Riddler is riddling, as per usual. His latest — and greatest — is considerably more confounding than one might expect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,119
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    355
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    John is learning waltz, but Sherlock has something different on his mind.
    Slow dancing is a slippery slope.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,788
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    707
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    Byleth seeks to improve upon his skills with a bow and goes to Shamir to tutor him. He has somewhat hard time focusing on practicing and instead seems to be paying more attention to Shamir. However, with the right encouragement she'll turn him into a master sniper in no time flat.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,847
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    662
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    A collection of one-shots containing oodles of hilarious, unmentionable, and down-right rude jokes. From tongue-in-cheek, double entendre to taboo. No character is exempt from the rude, crude, and totally uproarious adult gags. Find out in Deku Unscripted. {AU} READ at your own risk!

    Update on 7/14/19: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode VII)
    Update on 8/16/19: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode VIII)
    Update on 8/19/19: "Welcome To Dekuland" (Episode IX)
    Update on 1/10/20: "Two Drink Minimum, Please!" (Episode X)
    Update on 4/28/20: "Deku's Bizarre Adventure!" (Episode XI)
    Update on 3/21/21: "The Deku Is A Lie!" (Episode XII)
    Update on 3/22/21: "Catch Waves, Not Fades!" (Episode XIII)

    The short story, "Emerald Hill," is now a story on "Izuku's Mothers!"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,609
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    258
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    18775
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    The Champions of the Forgotten Realms ruminate on the widely varied sexual exploits of their most flamboyant member among them, and the one Champion he seems to have overlooked. Probably hilarious and sexy shenanigans to ensue. Probably. Possibly. WIP.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,257
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    99

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