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    There is a difference between being peaceful and being harmless.

    Aziraphale will put an end to this totally senseless fight between gentleman's clubs.

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    Crowley tries to learn the gavotte to surprise Aziraphale. It goes as well as you might expect.

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses Holy Water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and the angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... and, now Shadwell is here, trying to exorcise him...

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the scene with Ligur's death to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the unholy water plan & the ‘successful’ angel exorcism

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    On the evening that began the Seventh Day, the fireflies came out.

    ~ ~ ~

    OR: Five times Aziraphale and Crowley didn't dance together, and one time they did.

    (Fluff dialogue prompt fill #7.)

    Series
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    700
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    1/1
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    1
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    17
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    42
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    6
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    237
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    Aziraphale has never been a scientist. He looks for answers in art; in books, poems, plays that might reflect something of his experience (and sometimes, despite being an angel, he finds the humans have answered his doubts well). But he knows enough to know their methods.

    Form a hypothesis: I will Fall if I love the demon Crowley.

    Design an experiment to test the hypothesis.

    Or, over the centuries, Aziraphale tries to discover if he'll Fall by a series of carefully planned experiments.

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    Кроули пропадает почти на столетие, а затем внезапно возвращается в жизнь Азирафеля, тем самым вызывая беспорядок, как умеет один он. Азирафель весьма раздражён.

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    1/1
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    28
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    4
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    172
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    Someday, the love that dare not speak its name will find its voice, and with it the demand to call aloud and be heard.

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    Aziraphale watches the fallen being cast out of heaven and despite the clear message that he's not supposed to feel bad about what's happening, he does. The experience teaches him to distrust his instincts and feelings, awakening the belief in him that there's something fundamentally and dangerously wrong with him. The pleasure he experiences through being embodied and interacting with the world corroborate his fears. He spends the next 6000 years fighting his "flaws", trying to be what's expected of him, and afraid that at any moment he'll be found out. The only time he feels like he can be himself is when he's around a certain demon, the Great Tempter of the Garden of Eden himself. Unfortunately, that only confirms Aziraphale's suspicions about himself. Only a bad angel would feel more comfortable on Earth with a demon than in heaven surrounded by proper angels. But through the course of those years, and the events of the cannon, Aziraphale finds the courage and understanding to be himself, learning that hiding and pretending are far more damaging in the end than facing the consequences of being himself.

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    But the thing that stops Crowley in his tracks is the two large holes on either side of the room, positioned just below waist height. He’s not an idiot. He’s a demon, and he’s lived on this planet for thousands of years. He knows a glory hole when he sees one.

    Which is why he stands in shock at the fact that Aziraphale has clearly entered the adjoining room on the left.

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    Crowley wakes up twenty-six years after his fight with Aziraphale at St. James’ Park and is stunned to discover some new hobbies the angel has picked up in his absence.

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    Crowley gets more than he bargained for when he discovers Aziraphale frequenting the same Gentlemen's Club where he has been tending to the glory hole.

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    250
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    32
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    Prompt 13. Kink-free - When Aziraphale closes his eyes, he can almost believe that it’s Crowley.

    ~***~

    A collection of ficlets featuring Aziraphale and Crowley, with varying degrees of smut, for Ineffable Kinktober 2020 - ft Ineffable Husbands, Ineffable Wives and Ineffable Spouses!

    Themes range from fluffy, silly, feelsy to angst and darker tones. Relevant content warnings are included inside individual chapters.

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    13/13
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    a number of small, stand alone one shot wonders.

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    10/?
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    34
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    90
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    10
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    facebook group prompt

    "Aside from giving the flaming sword and the arrangement what other illegal interfering did Aziraphale do? Secretly or not."

     and this one answer was just too perfect not to write, from the facebook user who posts on AO3 as king_evelyn

    "Performing marriage ceremonies for his friends at the 'discrete gentlemen club"

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    After his fight with Aziraphale he had taken a little nap, only a few decades mind you, and awoke to the rumors that Mr. Fell was part of an illustrious group of “confirmed bachelors”.

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    Crowley just wants to worship his angel. His angel is quite content to be worshipped.

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    When Aziraphale starts giving Crowley the cold shoulder, the demon decides to take a long nap, thinking the angel wouldn’t even care.

    He couldn’t be more wrong.

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    Unlike Crowley, Aziraphale doesn’t remember their relationship in Heaven. In fact, he doesn’t remember Cadamiel (Crowley) at all. He’s not sure why it’s so easy to talk to Crowley, or why it’s so hard to talk to the other angels.

    Gabriel wasn’t made until just before Cadamiel Fell. He doesn’t understand Michael’s thirst for vengeance against a minor demon, or her scorn for Aziraphale.

    Aziraphale and Gabriel’s perspective of Michael’s vendetta against Crowley since before his Fall. (Please read "you're my only one" first!)

    Title from The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde.

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    14/14
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    193
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    30
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    A decade after their fight, Crowley wakes up to a new world and a different angel. What is he to do but don his human disguise and follow him to a certain discreet gentlemen's club? And if Aziraphale doesn't seem to recognise him, well, that's all for the better, isn't it?

    He was going to leave after ensuring his angel was fine.

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    10/10
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    What’s a thicc boi to do when he’s just too sassy for even the sassiest club in England?
    You don’t fuck with the gavotte king.
    Relatively SFW
    Page 1:

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    37
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    181
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    17
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    4348
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    They had had their falling out, and Crowley had slept off the rest of the century. Or at least, he'd tried to. Perhaps it was time he visited one of those discreet gentlemen's clubs that Aziraphale had always been trying to invite him to.

    A short story of longing, miscommunication and an eventual happily ever after.

    (Or, an alternate take on what happened between 1862 and 1941.)

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    English
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    4/4
    Comments:
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    204
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1891

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