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    What happens when Hanamaki is dared to text a random stranger?

    Oikawa dares Hanamaki to talk to a stranger. They keep getting to know each other more. Meanwhile, Oikawa meets the stranger's best friend. It's a whole other story.

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    The feral boys are all in Florida and they pester Dream into playing a game of twister, Dream tries his very hardest to not get turned on by they positions his put in with during the game, he fails but finds out George was in the same predicament later.

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    “Gogy, left foot, green.” Quackity squeals.

    “UGGGhhh, green green green…-” George moans trying to find the color green amongst the yellow.

    Clay tries his hardest to not laugh at his futile attempt, and his hardest to get that sound out of his head. The boys watch him struggle for a solid minute before Clay ultimately gives in.

    Saying that he was whipped was a gross understatement.

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    hajime created a groupchat

    hajime added natsumi and sato

    hajime named the group "b3"

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    33/?
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    dark horse - noun
    1. a candidate or competitor about whom little is known but who unexpectedly wins or succeeds.

     In the process of discovering Jonny has a huge dick, Patrick realizes more than a few things about himself - and turns their entire relationship upside down.

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    Cute, little stories about random happenings in the Crüe house! Each story is told from a different POV:)

    -set in the early 90's

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    1/?
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    Even doesn’t really need a bot.

    What he needs is an actor. One who won’t bitch about the concept or the lighting or quit suddenly to follow a hook-up to Barcelona.

    He won’t be cruel or irresponsible. Even just has to make some films again soon before he forgets how or gets too scared to.

    Later on, when the Bot is sitting on the living room couch, one hand, soft and unexpectedly gentle, at his thigh, Even will think, shit.

    It’s more than that.

    He’d been lonely.

    (An Evak Botfic AU A love story)

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    Jungwoo always fails when it comes to finding people who he can trust and be close to, as a result of his parents being possessive, he'll face a lot of problems in the future. would he be able to find his true self?

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    19/?
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    Keitaro goes back to school now that the summer is over, and Yoichi has to learn how to survive without his boyfriend by his side everyday, thankfully Keitaro comes up every weekend to spend time with his Alpha. These are tales of their time together.

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    “So, let Paimon get this straight. You think Mister Moneybags is falling in love with you?”

    “Well, he’s not falling in love with me, he’s falling in love with Ying.”

    Ying, her alias, the 11th Harbinger's beloved secretary, and an entirely fake persona created by Lumine as she attempted to infiltrate the Fatui. Childe was falling in love with a woman who didn't even exist.

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    16/?
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    another hilarious dsmp chatfic that the world definitely needs (lowercase edition)

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    51/?
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    Reader-insert, you are Y/N (= your name) although I try to avoid using that where possible. You have been part of AH since nearly day 1. Set in mid-2014 onwards. Fluffy Geoff Ramsey with an edge and dominant Ryan Haywood with a softer side. You end up dating both of them. Written in first-person.

     

    Edit as of 13/10/20 - Please read Chapter 30 titled 'Interlude' with regards to the 'situation'. At the beginning of Chapter 31 in the notes at the top, I detail how I'm going to handle writing this fic going forward from the supportive feedback recieved. ♥

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    86/?
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    Incorrect Karasuno quotes featuring our favorite third years (Daichi, Suga, Asahi, Kiyoko, and Yui), the troublesome second years (Ennoshita, Kinoshita, Narita, Noya, and Tanaka), the chaotic first years (Hinata, Kageyama, Tsukki, Yamaguchi, and Yachi), and my Haikyuu OC (Sakurai Brynn) who is also a first year.

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    Kiyoko, talking to Tanaka on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
    Tanaka: You bet!
    Kiyoko: At what temperature?
    Tanaka: 535.
    Kiyoko: That's the clock.
    Tanaka:
    Kiyoko:
    Tanaka: 536.

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    Tras haber trabajado como cirujana de emergencias para el Saint Clarie's Hospital, Rain Han regresa a Nueva York con un puesto de jefa del ala de emergencias en el Marie Memorial Hospital.

    Su vida está en un buen lugar. Tiene el trabajo de sus sueños, su padre goza de buena salud y está compartiendo piso con su mejor amigo de toda la vida, Johnny y su novio, Taeyong.

    Entonces, ¿Qué podría salir mal?

    Dos palabras: Wong Yukhei.

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    The witches fly by an interestingly shaped cloud that leaves Nanny amused and Granny less than impressed.

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    Hi, my name is Jay, I'm gonna be honest, this is a fanfic about me & my two best friends Mars & Mak. Most of the conversations/jokes in this are actual convos I've had with them, & noimnotwritingthistocopewiththefactthatimightbeinlovewithmybestfriends

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    2/?
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    Life has become so mundane in the past few years that there’s very little that sends a thrill up Luke’s spine anymore. It’s that idea that had him saying yes to the idea of moving out here for a few weeks anyways: the knowledge that this was a completely new place where no one knew his name. He could be anyone he wanted to be here, within reason. He wouldn’t be seeing any of these people again after May, so what’s the harm in becoming a new person for a bit? Someone not so bogged down by the shit in their head that they can’t get out of bed some mornings. Maybe this is a step in the direction of the person Luke wants to be in the future anyways.

    Or, Luke inherits a beach house on a tiny costal island that needs some work. He didn't plan on falling in love with the guy at the hardware store.

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    Hey! So you have sudden found this without trying uh well welcome!

     

    Here you find Skits and idea or ships I think about while listening to music at 3:00am cuz the music remind me of specific ships.

     

    Most them may or may not be between rare most of it just Dream being a bottom-

     

     

    I am sorry but I regret nothing at all cuz I think this cute

    I don't ship actual people only Minecraft skins

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    13/?
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    Okay, so I wanted to write some NSFW Headcanons for Hisoka. All of these headcanons I said are purely based on my interpretation. I have read some other Hisoka headcanons before but I forgot about them a while ago. Plus I know nothing about actual sex. So I'll have fun writing this. Here we go lol.

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    An anonymous number texts Dick at 3 AM and sends half-naked selfies of himself by accident, and it only goes downhill from there.

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    Being a parent wasn’t on America’s to-do list. But it’s been centuries and his collection of little shits has grown. They’re still as cute and on crack as when he first got them. Hidden from the other nations America’s states go through celebrations and tragedies. From the Revolution to the Civil War to the World Wars, the family has supported each other no matter what happens (ignore the Civil War tho).

    So as we introduce each state, let’s witness shenanigans, love, and the inevitable revealing of the states to the nations.

    (I'll try my best to get the facts right and not make all the nations out of character. I don't own Hetalia, it should be obvious. The only thing I own is the state OCs and some other nation OCs. This story is on Wattpad and Ao3, both versions are written by me.)

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    57/100
    Comments:
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    173
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