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    You are Homestuck's possibly most forgotten version of your favorite characters. Do you like Hal and Equius? Here's Arquius. Do you like John with retcon abilities? Here's the version that died with Davesprite on his planet. Fuck you.

    Arquius, Tavros, and Davepeta get thrown into the Marvel Universe circa 2009-2010 for currently unknown reasons. Follow their adventures as they try to deal with whatever life throws at them.

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    ⚠️TRIGGER WARNINGS⚠️
    Depression
    Anorexia
    Eating Disorders
    Rape
    Incest
    Blood
    Scars
    Abandonment
    Child Abuse
    Pedophilia
    Suicidal Thoughts

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    The entire world believed in Soulmates. It was natural with the red strings that were tied around each of their fingers.

    Dave was different. He was trapped in his own world. He rarely cared for the string around his finger. It wasn't something he really believed. Once his friend left him to move schools he was a goner. Subject to torment. He just dealt with what his brother did. It was all he could do.

    Recovery was difficult. Karkat could barely stomach the thought of it. He had been doing his best, listening to his family drone on while his weight problems really only got worse. He went to therapy every Monday. He hoped he would get better for the sake of his family but he didn't know if it help.

    That was until they met. Their pinkies tied together in an endless Red Period and they are fated to fall in love.

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    A President and a comedian-turned-Rebellion-leader walk into a bar. Well, not a bar, but it's the President's office. And the President is the only one doing any walking in. It's unclear what the Rebellion leader is actually doing there or how he got in, but if this is a specific joke, there better be one hell of a punchline.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020, updates on Sundays.

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    D has a kink for both needing control as well as coddling Dirk.
    M/M mommy kink, creampies, oral, over stimulation, pet names, gentle sex and lipstick marks, a whole boat load of fun for both parties.

    Dirk: 19
    Dave: 19
    Bro: 31
    D: 31

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    First time doing a gift exchange! Dave finds a baby and decides to keep it (the baby is not you).

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    In a version of reality where the kids win the game and their guardians are resurrected, Bro and D try to settle which one of them is more impressive.

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    Dee's not here for the stained glass. He's here for Kurloz.

    RP log. Unedited.

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    Dee's new neighbor is one hunk of a troll.

    RP log. Unedited.

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    The end of the world is bad enough on its own. But when you've been barely treading water for as long as you can remember, when your whole ass life has seemed to take place through a pane of frosted glass, when you've just fucked up the only damn thing that ever seemed good or real in your entire existence, then... well. End of the world might just make a guy think it's time to take a plunge and let oblivion do its worst. Gotta be better than this, right?

    Unless the most unexpected person imaginable catches you before you hit the ground.

    Hi, I'm Dave and this is the story of how I found hope in the wilderness because a cosmic semisentience took pity on me or I guess had plans for me or something. Unclear at this point. anyway here's wonderwall.

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    Karkat has chronic Hanahaki and falls in love with almost anyone who talks to him. Dave lives in the shadow of his four very attractive older brothers.

    The first time they meet is in college, when they--and all of Dave's brothers--end up in the same dorm together. Karkat starts falling for every Strider except for Dave, who's beginning to wonder why it's bothering him so much.

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    Humans have long since wiped out their civilization on Earth and now reside on the ARK-314 - A highly advanced massive spaceship controlled by a sentient artificial intelligence computer ruling over the ships functions known as “AR” or “Auto-responder”; the purpose? To solely seek and rebuild life on a planet that can sustain life.

    You are a young engineer specifically trained and qualified to maintain the AR and perform statutory maintenance over the systems it runs, forming a weird sort of connection with the supercomputer that, to your misfortunate after a large scale databank corruption, would quickly turn into something much darker when you discover the AR's disturbing existence, humanity's past sins and battle to save your species' life when placed at the mercy of a malfunctioning supercomputer that muddies the waters of what it means to be human and machine.

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    The thing about starting over isn't making the same mistakes, it's making new ones you can never fix.

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    D is angry, Dirk is around. D takes out his anger on Dirk's ass and pussy. (This is not safe/sane/consensual in any way)

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    uhhhhh jake is dirks babysitter and dirk has a crush thats all

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    How Dave and Rose meet in the Alpha Universe, and what happens next.

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    in which gay people ride horses and fall in love

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    In a world where a fanfiction author decides that they really liked the Infinite Loops idea before realizing how fucking big and weird it was decided to make a fanfiction in a fandom they had newly fallen into. Join multiple characters that you love and hate in an adventure that you won't ever forget! Or at least I hope you don't forget that would make me sad if you did.

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    “Wait,” Dave says, squinting. “Hold the front door over here, but like, not too open because we don’t want these lil shits getting in and eating all the walnuts we’ve got in here, too.”

    “The only reason we have walnuts is for the jackpot, and if they can plan a heist to get them from inside, they more than deserve them,” Dirk tells him. Which? Is completely irrelevant, and the kid’s gotta let go of the whole ‘if they do crime and get the thing then they deserve it.’ Lalonde would call this a prime teaching moment, so Dave goes for it.

    “Listen, it’s only deserved if they don’t get caught and if we don’t send them to, Christ, I don’t know. Squirrel jail or something.”

    “You’re going to inflict horrors of the US prison-industrial complex on these poor animals?”

    No squirrels were harmed in the writing of this fic.

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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

    Featuring literally as many Homestuck characters as I can fit.

    Temporarily on hiatus due to IRL! Updates will return ASAP
    (Technically 23/365)

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    John wants to get to know Dirk more since the end of the Sburb so he goes to the Consort Kingdom for a visit. On the way there, he runs into Dirk's Bro - D Strider.

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