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    “Ampora you’re fucking insane!” You yell, you’re starting to feel light headed from all the anxiety you’re having right now, is he really going to push you in?

    He gives you a serious look.

    “Havve fun wwith the fish, fucker.”

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    All of these are posted separately on my page if you ever want to look at a specific one, but I would prefer to have them all in one place and am having trouble adding them to a collection after they've been published. Any necessary warnings will take place in the beginning notes, along with a short summary of the piece. All of these stories are strictly Davekat and other minor ships as background characters, but it will focus on Dave and Karkat no matter what! Hope you enjoy!

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    That is the plot

    It takes place in a roleplay I made on Chicken Smoothie where I completely am prepared to make this a plot point.

    All the characters have been AUified

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    DAVE: no seriously
    DAVE: it can literally do anything
    DAVE: like
    DAVE: talk to anything drive anything calculate anything
    DAVE: this thing is smart as fuck
    DIRK: Can it make babies and play football?
    DAVE: yeah dude totally

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    A retelling of the 2018 thriller, Upgrade, because everything is Homestuck. A good old fashioned high-tech revenge fantasy romp around a city that runs on machines in the near future; complete with AI, Striderian angst, and run on sentences, just like Mama used to make.

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    Dirk Strider has to kill Jake English.

    He's not the only one. Won't be the last. He has no choice if he wants to keep his brother alive, and for that, he would do anything the world asked of him.

    Jake English has to keep them alive.

    He never asked to be a leader, just wanted to make sure his friends had enough to stay on their feet.

    It's too late to turn back now.

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    Draconics, a dying magical species hunted by ruthless hunting guilds. KarKat Vantas and the two of his brothers may be involved in said hunting guilds, and while setting out to catch a violet scaled Draconic, he makes a nearly fatal mistake.

    Eridan thought he would be able to hide his dragon features just long enough to escape the bustling town. But instead he had gotten himself trapped. Trapped to this stupid human with a stupid mating mark.

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    It's not fun being stranded on an alien planet, but having another stranded alien makes it a little more bearable.

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    Karkat Vantas moved to Earth for his own safety and wants nothing more than to graduate college in peace. The universe has other plans.

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    Dave accidentally dabs himself to death. Adventure ensues.

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    Dave Strider lives with his three other roommates, Sollux, Karkat and John. One day, due to being sleep deprived and stressed to hell, Dave decides to message John on an anonymous account. Dave was hoping to get his feelings out of his system, but this only serves to make shit worse. Sparking a chain of events that spiral Dave further and further down a hole of stress and anguish as John seeks to find out which one of them sent the message, all while Dave drags his other roommates into the fray.

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    Клип на песню "В руках великана" группы "Пикник".
    Видеоряд взят из вебкомикса "Homestuck" Эндрю Хасси.
    Материальной выгоды не извлекаю.

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    Your whole life, "I tried and now I'm getting older"
    Your whole life, "I tried and now I’m getting closer"

    - Oliver Tree, Miracle Man

    Years after the game ends, someone wakes up in a fridge.

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    Inspired by medievalstuck by my friend the frog and fantasystuck by egosweetheart. :3

    The war between Prospit and Derse had ended and a treaty signed to prevent further destruction of the two kingdoms.
    The ruling royals of Derse have been dethroned and Amporas have taken over.
    Your name is Dirk Eloise Strider and you've just witnessed a coup from the Amporas and have been forced to flee.
    Your name is David Elizabeth Strider II and you've just escape your execution.
    You name is Rosette Elaine Lalonde and you just gotten news of the coup in your home kingdom.
    Your name is Cronus Ampora and you're escorting a mysterious seer/representative of Prospit to Derse.

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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

    Featuring literally as many Homestuck characters as I can fit.

    Temporarily on hiatus due to IRL! Updates will return ASAP
    (Technically 23/365)

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    36/?
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    Dave Strider has always lived his life fighting in the war that took America by storm years ago when the initial nuclear bombs dropped, destroying the country. In a near-death experience, he meets a new and much more sheltered species. He finds himself living a life he never imagined existed in the world that he lived in now, but there he was, growing soft for a boy who had no idea of the troubles and navigation of the overworld.

    (Warnings may change over time, so please check the tags. They include things such as domestic abuse, child abuse, claustrophobia, mentions of blood and gore, and there will probably be mentions triggering emetophobia.)
    Thank you for reading! Y'all are the best!

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    In which Rose and Kanaya are apprehensive and fragile about everything.

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    [This story is part of the Cracks in the Crown series] [This is part 2]

    ♋︎ You thought the quadrants were complicated before? Seadwellers are all the more difficult to get your think pan around.
    ♒︎️ You've spent a long time in solitude... it's about time you start to open up about yourself.

    https://bit.ly/2GxHlc5 (tunes to follow along chapter by chapter, highly recommended)

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    Karkat Vantas is a normal kid. He's got a dad who loves him, a shitty old house in a small, rural Texan town, friends, dreams, chronic insomnia, and the worst set of classmates that he could ever have not wanted.

    He goes to school, spends time with friends, does his homework. He gets hurt. He has fun. He grows up. He has a life, just like anybody. And life is boring, isn't it?

    Well, that's the thing.

    It never is.

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    Dirk said he’d told Roxy about Gamzee hearing other folks' shadows, and Dirk said it’d gone fine, and Gamzee just somehow hadn’t found his way to being in the same space as the sister ever since, purely by chance. Maybe she was fine with it and maybe she wasn’t, and maybe Gamzee didn’t want to find out which here with strangers all bustling around.

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    Just because the game is over does not mean the questing is done. Whether it is a call from the abyss or an imminent natural disaster, there are some perils only the gods can circumvent.

    Some are crushed under the weight of the responsibility, while others run away

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    5
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