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    A collection of ficlets tied together by the general theme of Dirk Whump. Generally Post S2 with a lot of reference to Blackwing.

    Expect to see a few themes repeated - sorry I just like some things and can't keep track of where I've used them already...

    Various trigger warnings around the various types of abuse I put Dirk through

    Quite a bit of shameless idea theft (sorry) - from authors including but not limited to the inspirational protecticarus (FKA thewrongplath), flightinflame, scarletkestrel, ToMarsAndBeyond3, electricteatime, Lynds, DontoffendTheBees et al.

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    Donald Scripps has always been different. Always felt different. It's not been easy hiding it from his best mates (especially David) They've all been through enough without him adding onto anything. And then said best mate calls him up, asking for his help on a case.

    Ugh.

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    АУ по отношению к финалу первого сезона. Дирк, Тодд и Фара тихо-мирно открыли агентство. Ну, как тихо-мирно? Ведь с ними всегда что-нибудь случается. Особенно с Дирком. В первую очередь с Дирком.

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    Todd only remembers that he’d found someone important, and when he’d woken up the next morning they were gone. When Farah brings up Sound of Nothing again, he can’t stop himself from thinking that maybe the interconnectedness of all things means he’ll meet them there, handing over the glow sticks like Cinderella’s slipper, and the puzzle piece that had been found and lost will slide back into his life.

    When the agency returns to Sound of Nothing one year later, Todd secretly hopes to solve the mystery of what, exactly, happened under Suzie Boreton's love spell.

    Written for the 4/26 DGHDA Fortnightly Free-for-all Prompt: Glitter

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    Холистическое детективное агентство Дирка Джентли и сотрудники "Черного Крыла" вот уже два года мирно сосуществуют под крышей Риджли. Неожиданно на пороге появляется гостья с талантом гипноза. Тут-то и начинается самое интересное.

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    "Hello! I'm The Detective. In other words, RUN!"
    Well, the man was clearly crazy.
    "From you or-" the man grabbed Todd's hand.
    "Just run!"

    An AU where Dirk is a Time Lord and Todd is his companion.

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    This is just a bunch if fic ideas and such for my best twin for reward and to be use as future rewards. They get to pick out of them.

    It'll be a mix of ships and mix of every trope or au available

    Also if anyone likes any of these ideas and wanna write them themselves just shot an ask, you dont have to do it for the same ships

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    When the universe called him in the middle of the night on Tuesday, Dirk Gently knew immediately what was happening

    Of course, the glowing green alien floating in front of his face was also a bit of a giveaway.

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    An alien appears in Dirk's bedroom. The next day, Dirk's office has vanished. As usual, everything is connected.

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    It's been four months since Dirk solved the Oneiroi case and human existence, (yes, Dirk solved the case of human existence) and they were beginning to get used to the idea of maybe, possibly, living a normal life. Not that they wanted that, of course. But they had stopped Blackwing so maybe the universe was fixed and no more weird stuff would happen...

    Wrong!

    Get ready for a tale of goats, a boat, drugs, and lots of other random stuff. I told you this one was weird.

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    Each chapter is one prompt from DGHDAtober 2020, originally posted on tumblr. Entirely un-beta'd, and I'll add tags as I post each chapter.

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    "Everything is Connected" is a truth that Dina Gently has long believed to be true despite her misgivings to the fact. She's learned to live with the universe throwing the strangest situations her way, but its all about to change when her latest case brings her to a portal.

    A portal that she finds was always meant to open, and she was always meant to go through hand in hand with a man who was not what he seemed.

    (Companion piece to "Into The Sun" to be read consecutively)

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    Todd offered as small of a laugh as he could manage. “What can you see?” A white-hot streak of pain seized across the muscles of his ribcage as he spoke anyway. He shut his eyes and took in a breath as evenly as he could. His shaking hands were betraying him.

    “Well, um, you’re— you’ve got—” Dirk stuttered to describe Todd’s condition to him. “There’s blood.”

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    Todd wakes up early. Dirk is cuddly in his own weird way.

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    “Just… don’t run any more red lights,” says Todd with a sort of resigned weariness as Dirk runs out of things to say. Todd sounds like he’s too tired to care anymore, like a meteor could drop out of the sky and he would just shrug and keep slouching. Something about it reaches straight inside of Dirk and rips at an old, old scab, and Dirk realizes with sudden, gut-wrenching certainty what it is about Todd that bothers him so much.

    Todd, Dirk realizes, reminds him of Svlad. Todd reminds him of himself.

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    A decade ago, Svlad Cjelli almost gave up. Now, Dirk Gently thinks he can stop Todd from doing the same thing.

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    Maybe the problem wasn’t necessarily that Dirk had bought Todd panties, traditionally thought of as women’s clothing. Maybe the problem was merely a lack of encouragement.

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    “Todd,” says Dirk one morning, apropos of literally nothing, “have you ever been married?”

    Old Todd would have either pretended not to have heard or, alternately, jumped out the window and burned down the building, but Todd has been trying, so he says, “No, Dirk, I have never been married.”

    “Hm,” says Dirk. Todd has about two blessed seconds of thinking he’s done with the topic before Dirk follows it up with, “Do you think you would like to be married?”

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    Dirk and Todd plan simultaneous proposals, neither of which (predictably) goes as planned.

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    todd is asleep but tomorrow he will wake up in pain.

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    The sweet reek of weed permeates his jacket, his hair, the pads of his thumbs. I like that smell. It reminds me of him, of hearth, of home.

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    A moment’s pause, then footsteps, then Dirk’s inquisitive face popping into Todd’s line of vision as he leans over. “...Hello.”

    “Hi.”

    “You’re on the floor.”

    “Uh, yeah. Yeah, I noticed.”

     

    In which Todd and Dirk bemoan the weight of living.

    Written for the 12/04/21 DGHDA Big Bang Fortnightly Free For All prompt: 'overwhelmed'.

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    And of course, Tina chooses that moment to turn to her, gesturing at the crowd and yelling, "Remind you of anything?"

    Farah's breath catches. Is she that transparent? Are they really tiptoeing right up to the landmine of their months-ago, never-discussed, magic-drunk groping session?

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