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    I didn't ask to come here. However, I did ask for some excitement in my life, and if it meant getting sucked into a world of demons, then I'm all for it. Devildom has become my home, and these people have become my friends, my lovers, and my family. No matter the hardships I've been through, no matter the pain and discrimination I've faced, it was all worth, it and I wouldn't change it for the world.

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    A self-indulgent fanfic with my OC Aniisha. A lot of her thoughts and habits are mine, and I put a lot of my personality into her. Writing about Aniisha and the situations she finds herself in is basically my current coping mechanism for my rollercoaster of emotions as of late.

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    Es sollte eigentlich nur ein normaler Trainigsausflug werden, doch schnell entwickelt sich alles zu einem Albtraum. Um sich selbst und das Leben seiner Freunde zu retten, lässt sich Rin auf ein gefährliches Spiel ein. Dabei müssen sie sich ihren größten Ängsten stellen. Werden sie dem Fegefeuer entkommen oder ein grausames Schicksal erleiden? Genres: DarkFic/Drama/Angst/Horror

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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    Albatross invites a bunch of different creatures from across the universes to a Chatterserve Server. It goes as well as expected.

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    13/?
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    What happens when a demon lord gets bored of the persistant, overbearing sex demons that are only after his power or waiting for weakness. An unlucky human finds himself the focus of this demon's attention.

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    Best friends Luz, Willow and Gus are the Ghoul Friends, streaming their adventures through haunted houses on YouTube, when they're asked to investigate the mysterious Blight Manor at the edge of town. Amity, the only inhabitant of said Manor, isn't exactly pleased by the idea of having these weirdos running around her house. After all, there's no such thing as ghosts.

    ...Right?

    (Now with art in chapters 2, 5, 8 and 11!)

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    “Goosebumps (2015) told our way, with a sprinkle of friendship and some Keyblades!” - Custom_Key, while writing this synopsis.

    “By far the weirdest but most interesting crossover idea I’ve ever entertained, and the only one I’ve sat down to write so far.” - Gemma Winchester (PrincessGemma12), while writing this synopsis.

    What if Sunset Shimmer was connected to Kingdom Hearts? What if, in an attempt to reach a dear friend, she stumbles through a portal to the wrong world, just as the magic within a close-by town is getting ready to erupt? How will this change her? Perhaps more importantly, how will it change the world she’s stumbled into, and the people living in it?

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    When you were still alive you knew that you couldn't go to Heaven.
    You hurt too many people, so when you arrived in hell, you weren't surprised.
    As your name begin to shake Hell, a certain demon want to remove the threat you represent to him.

    (Part 1 completed)

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    The Wild sheltered me and kept me safe for ten years...
    Longer than the actual house that I was born in, the same house my siblings grew up in.
    No one teaches you how to say goodbye...

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    Terrified and reluctant to become an adult, Takara Arashi returns home to Japan for the first time in five years, only to find that her plans to become a demon slayer have been derailed from the very start. A mystery waits for her at home, with only a stalk of wisteria to guide her.

    Will she be able to complete the demon slayer assessment?
    Can she find her family?
    And will she figure out why a certain wild boy makes her feel more alive than she ever has before?

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    This story follows after season one of KNY, but will deviate from canon from there on. All characters have been aged up.

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    You, the great Helltaker, have succeeded in your mission. No price too high, you've gathered your group of demon ladies (plus one angel) and brought them to your home. This seemed like a good idea.
    However, it soon becomes obvious that your house wasn't really designed to host this many people; not only that, but they're demons, and demons do demonic and eldritch stuff, which more than often ends with the police at your door.

    Furthermore, the demons in the house have known each other for far longer than they've known you, and as such, their personal relationships sometimes take over the dynamics in the house. Add this to their demonic nature and well.. it gets maddening.
    So maddening, that you eventually toss yourself through a portal into the endless abyss just to get a moment's peace. Unfortunately, said abyss has no exit.
    Even more worryingly, that means they're in charge of your house now.

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    The flames of Hell couldn't reach the pit. Demons climbed towards the flames of their demise, only to fall back down and try to escape again. John, though, preferred the safety of the darkness over the torture heard above. That is until a familiar face is thrown at his feet, the pit's most recent victim. John couldn't forget him, even if he wanted to. He could never forget those fire-like, yellow eyes.

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    For many years Junpei Kamijou has lived his life viewed as a total looser by his peers due to his lack of confidence and so called lack of talent so much so he started to tell himself they were right. By the time he finished Junior High he considered not bothering with High school at all till his stepfather recommends he tries a school called Akademisk Academy which Junpei decides to have a crack at till he realises there's one tincy wincy problem with the school that being it's a school for Demons and a whole host of other Supernatural beings so many in fact he'd barely make it through his first day without the help of Lavinia Leviathan one the schools most popular girls.

    Now Junpei must navigate a school with many secrets, a whole of host of eccentric staff and students and many more problems alongside an entourage of friends and allies of various races all the while Junpei must battle with his own self-esteem and ultimately become the great leader he's destined to become.

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    “Be careful...where you are going, they broke all my father’s rules and play his role, pray if you need my help,”

    After Sam loses Dean to the hellhounds. He doesn’t know nor does he care where he goes. He investigates a case about missing girls and he accepts an invite to the rumored Underwater City of Rapture by a mysterious stranger without asking any questions.

    When Dean was rescued from hell by Castiel. Bobby had no clue where Sam is and neither does Ruby who has been searching for him for weeks as well. Castiel reluctantly shows Dean where his little brother went.

    Dean was shocked that his little brother Sam has changed drastically… Sam now somewhat leads the Big Daddies and Big Sisters along while guarding the Little Sisters against the Splicers and the mad scientists. He also barely remembers Dean.

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    Time changes and people grow up and leave their hometown to live their own lives. In Sunny's case, he's literally growing too much, there's a demon inside his head, Omori is alive and not helping at all, hiding too many secrets while playing cat games.

    It should also be mentioned, that he discovered that his best friend Basil liked to wear skirts...

    Warning: the summary looks cracks, but this fic will sink into dark themes.

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    IMP is in the shitter, Blitzo has delusions of grandeur but Moxxie is at his wits end and forces Blitzo to realise that to be able to continue to survive they need money and fast.

    Prince Stolas is renowned throughout the nine circles for his power and postion over one of the pentagram points and with nobility comes luxury and with luxury comes extravagant parties.

    It is at one of these said parties that Blitzo and gang go to seek financiers for the business but comes away with a grander and more lusty complicated arrangement than he bargained for.

    [[Blitzo x Stolas | Stolitz - Helluva Boss - Mature explicit themes]]

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    5/?
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    He had lost everything and they were cheering and laughing. Laughing at his pain and suffering.

    'God isn't going to help you Peter. You should ask for my mercy.' The Demon said smiling.

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    One man's tragic end is another man's happy epilogue; it's all a matter of perspective. Or is it?
    As their enemies close in on them, they have to wonder if endings aren't a matter of perspective - it's a matter of belonging.
    Was a happy ending theirs, after all?
    (From that one tumblr theory about Simeon.)

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    Shane was a skeptic. Everyone knew that. Sure, he'd love for the paranormal to be scientifically proven, but that didn't mean he thought it was possible.

    Ryan was a believer. Everyone knew that. Sure, he'd love to actually capture paranormal evidence on camera and prove that he was right, but that didn't mean he wanted to die in the process.

    Enter Sam and Dean, a haunted hotel, some mysterious disappearances, and a demon with a nasty habit of eviscerating people.

    Suddenly, normalcy has gone out the window, which drags Shane and Ryan into the Winchesters' family business. And, as many people have found out the hard way, connections to the Winchesters aren't exactly good luck.

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    the madoka magica au literally no one asked for.
    ++++

    Tommy isn't really sure how to feel when his world gets turned upside down by a seemingly sweet blob that grants wishes in exchange for you to be a magical..boy? and what the fuck is with these witches???

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    24
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    9
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