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    Dave Strider has always lived his life fighting in the war that took America by storm years ago when the initial nuclear bombs dropped, destroying the country. In a near-death experience, he meets a new and much more sheltered species. He finds himself living a life he never imagined existed in the world that he lived in now, but there he was, growing soft for a boy who had no idea of the troubles and navigation of the overworld.

    (Warnings may change over time, so please check the tags. They include things such as domestic abuse, child abuse, claustrophobia, mentions of blood and gore, and there will probably be mentions triggering emetophobia.)
    Thank you for reading! Y'all are the best!

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    June and Vriska were close growing up, close to the point of promising that they’d be best friends (even if they h8ed each other) forever and ever. Vriska moved away the day before June’s thirteenth birthday, without so much as a goodbye, and they haven’t spoken in the five-plus years since.

    June, now in the process of transitioning and living alone for the first time, is sent on a one-way trip down memory lane when she gets a call from a local hospital’s psych ward claiming that she’s the only number listed on Vriska’s emergency contacts, that she’s being released that same day, and that she has nowhere else to go.

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    Shit goes down

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    Karkat and others go to Dave’s apartment for a sleepover but he get distracted by Dave’s brother.

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    It all started like everything does in Homestuck on April 13, 2009 but the way it changed was that it never stopped.

    Or: A story based off the Infinite Loops project with all the chaos and shenanigans that follow

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    Dave Strider is gross. Gross and nasty and greedy and selfish and

    Karkat somehow finds him beautiful.

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    Dad (Josh) and Bro (Dale) rekindle their past relationship and get creative in the kitchen.

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    DAVE: no seriously
    DAVE: it can literally do anything
    DAVE: like
    DAVE: talk to anything drive anything calculate anything
    DAVE: this thing is smart as fuck
    DIRK: Can it make babies and play football?
    DAVE: yeah dude totally

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    A retelling of the 2018 thriller, Upgrade, because everything is Homestuck. A good old fashioned high-tech revenge fantasy romp around a city that runs on machines in the near future; complete with AI, Striderian angst, and run on sentences, just like Mama used to make. (Updates on Tuesdays!)

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    The Minion boy Stuart Gru goes to a new school and discovers a certain person.

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    Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.

    The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.

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    Bro and Dad are assassins, but it's just a job.

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    Non sburb AU. Dirk can't keep living in the apartment in post-Houston anymore. He manages to send himself to an alternate reality, where he plans to take over that Dirk's life.

    Plot twist though: 16 year old Dave's there too.

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    All of these are posted separately on my page if you ever want to look at a specific one, but I would prefer to have them all in one place and am having trouble adding them to a collection after they've been published. Any necessary warnings will take place in the beginning notes, along with a short summary of the piece. All of these stories are strictly Davekat and other minor ships as background characters, but it will focus on Dave and Karkat no matter what! Hope you enjoy!

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    Dave, John, Rose, and Jade have a sleepover. It's a cliche high school story in which a game of Truth or Dare leads to Dave confessing to the love of his life.

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    A big ol Jam of a world that Ectothermal and I cooked up where Dad is the head Alpha of a giant fucking cult. Everyone loves him. It's great. Except for his son John, who is forbidden from losing his virginity.

    (John is not happy about this at ALL.)

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    formally guardian swap au
    If there is only one Lord English then how does Sburb playout in a world not doomed yet still different? find out in the adventures of David Lalonde, Rose Strider, Jade Egbert, and John Harley.

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    "No shuttin' those legs now; we wouldn't wanna give y'anystimulation," he smirks.

    You stare at the smear of piss on the floor some more. A sudden thought occurs to you.

    You don't have to take this bullshit.

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    Bro loves to make Dave into his personal little pet to play with. Unfortunately for him, he doesn't expect Dave to bite back.

    CW: please read the disclaimer and all tags before proceeding. This is a work of fiction intended strictly for 18+ users; heed the tags and do not engage if this is not for you. (Yes, this is in no small part a pee fetish fic. Make of that what you will.)

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    Why did you come here? Because you have to. Because you need the money. But he won’t give it to you unless you do something for him first, the ruthless bastard.

    Still... who’s really in control here?

    (kink meme prompt was bro requiring dave to work ~in the family business~ for money he needs for school. and he does indeed get in front of that camera. but oh how the turn tables...)

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    Karkat Vantas is on the run from his dark past; Dave is a kid with no future. When they meet in the middle, neither are prepared for what's to come.

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    This is also something you like to with Jake, painting over the bad memories with new ones, Jake paints everything in a new light, green and gold plastering over the blood-red, filling in the cracks that Bro put in your and Dave’s lives.


    TW//Blood mentions, violent abuse (past/implied), a victim still living in the place they used to be abused in


    Despite the warnings, this is really fluffy!! I swear dude!!

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