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    It's approximately ten minutes before Dave's going to be inducted into Rose's new harem as the first member via public sex rituals and Dave is handling it with his normal levels of composure and self-assurance.

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    At the start of the Covid outbreak, John Egbert's roommate moves back home, leaving him alone with a two bedroom apartment in the city. John is stressing out about getting his work done and finding a new place to live, when his best friend messages him, inviting John to come and live with his family on his farm where they harvest oranges from their orchard.
    John jumps at the chance to live with Dave rent-free with high hopes that will be the end of all his stressing, only, John didn't factor in the torment and stress that being gay on a farm filled with hot men would bring him and his fragile heart.

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    Hollywood had it wrong. The end of the world can be a slow thing. It never happens all at once.

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    dave has some...thoughts about john.

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    Dave and Karkat are sent on their first quest, the new adventure allowing them to get to know each other as never before. Through their journey and with their new deepening relationships; can they save the kingdom as their destiny requires?

    (I'm horrible at summaries sorry. Rated M for later Violence)

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    It smells amazing and looks extremely cozy, the kind of organized messiness that minimalists would sneer at, and it’s something you’d only ever dream of living in. And it’s not your apartment.

    It’s not your apartment.

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    Dave Strider lives with his three other roommates, Sollux, Karkat and John. One day, due to being sleep deprived and stressed to hell, Dave decides to message John on an anonymous account. Dave was hoping to get his feelings out of his system, but this only serves to make shit worse. Sparking a chain of events that spiral Dave further and further down a hole of stress and anguish as John seeks to find out which one of them sent the message, all while Dave drags his other roommates into the fray.

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    In a time plagued by the division of a Kingdom, small villages are always the first and most brutal battle grounds. During the raid of her own village, is Aradia Megido in the midst of a decision that will change the course of her life. The once farm girl and Shepard- turned courtesan -is now at the mercy of the foreign world of the elite. Conquering the complicated and, sometimes, peculiar ways of nobility is one thing. Conquering the mysteries of her Lord and new employer are a bit more confusing.
    Equius Zahhak is a warlord, fabled in his country to be more beast than man and feared by any commoner bold enough to lay their eyes on him. However, it seems he has found a weakness within himself, one he can't help but indulge. A beautiful farm girl who's life became entwined with his due to his own impulsiveness. Not only must he quell the ongoing rebellion within the borders of his kingdom, but now he must face the battle field of human emotion and connection.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Karkat Vantas, twenty-five, has absolutely nothing he'd ever dreamed of as a child.

    Well, at least he has a steady job, some decent friends, and he can forget about his shitty high school years. With all their drama, that whole "disappearing football star" deal, being bullied, and his own struggles over his self worth, high school is the last time of his life that he'd like to remember. And he'd be doing great at forgetting if it wasn't for the reappearance of a certain former football star and antagonist.

    It's been ten years since he last heard from Dave Strider—ten years since he'd even bothered to think about the self-important bastard. But here he is! The newest addition to his office and the fucker he now gets to sit next to. Every. Fucking. Weekday.

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    Karkat Vantas' calm life at the monastery is being torn asunder by the forces of war and his own self. He desires the affections of the roving, disgraced sole survivor of the Strider lineage. He wants the approval of his peers. In the middle of a war that's been waged for what seems like forever, two men do their best to survive.

    Healer-matron Kanaya Maryam's infatuation with the refugee witch, Rose Lalonde, has been known by most for some time. It's rarely spoken of in anything more than whispers. The world fears the magic of witches, even those who use their powers to heal. As armies from across the continent close in on the village of Alternia's monastery, old superstitions begin to boil over. Fear spreads as easily as plague, and it proves itself to be no less destructive.

    As the world that is known seems to come to a blood-soaked end, there's something to be said about the allure of ignoring it all.

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    “What ever,” he says, intelligently. “You’d be so lucky to have me and you know it.”

    Dirk looks at him- really looks at him, those bright eyes that John sure never knew he had sliding along his body, assessing. It should feel a lot hornier than it actually does. But it doesn’t, because the gaze is all assessing, and when Dirk flicks his eyes over at the guy who’s touching him like Dirk’s his, the dismissal is all too clear.
    And it burns.

    “Sure,” Dirk says, caustic. “Whatever helps you sleep at night, bro.”

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    “Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we don’t even know each other?” “Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.”

    Basically Dave and Karkat are in college together and they meet up on one bored summer afternoon only to decide, in their chaotic minds, that they should attend couple’s counseling for the hell of it.

    Based on a Twitter prompt that I saw on Tumblr that I promised I would write alongside a few others!

    Mentions of abuse, child neglect, drugs, and alcohol!

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    Happy birthday, Dave.

    Dave has started his birthday alone every year. Maybe this year, he’ll end it with company by his side.

    (Publishing on my actual birthday lmao)

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    A group of best friends find an old, beat-up mascot costume and decide to host a funeral for it

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    On an Earth that seems reset to pre-SBURB normalcy, Dave Strider transfers to Mitakihara. There he finds the magical girl system, more universe breaking powers, and an Akemi Homura all too eager to fix her time abilities with his...

     

    AU crossover fic that diverges just before Homestuck's Credits and Puella Magi Madoka Magica's Rebellion movie.

    Fic updates every two weeks.

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    Wow, you think, that’s a lot of mental italics, especially for a day when - through no fault of your own, for a change - you feel like reheated garbage. Hangovers apparently have nothing on catching space parasites.

    “I am not,” the voice stresses in a menacing undertone, “a fucking parasite. I’m a symbiote.”

    (The prompt asked for Dave getting a symbiote that fucks him, and I was absolutely delighted to comply.)

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    Inspired by medievalstuck by my friend the frog and fantasystuck by egosweetheart. :3

    The war between Prospit and Derse had ended and a treaty signed to prevent further destruction of the two kingdoms.
    The ruling royals of Derse have been dethroned and Amporas have taken over.
    Your name is Dirk Eloise Strider and you've just witnessed a coup from the Amporas and have been forced to flee.
    Your name is David Elizabeth Strider II and you've just escape your execution.
    Your name is Rosette Thea Lalonde and you just gotten news of the coup in your home kingdom.
    Your name is Cronus Ampora and you're escorting a mysterious seer/representative of Prospit to Derse.

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    The computer monitor in Dave's bedroom played a movie on Putlockers, every baby pirate's favorite movie theft website. It was Eraserhead, playing silently, with no audience to watch it, the auteur-child and the baker-child having both fallen asleep mid-marathon, unable to keep their eyes open above the surface of wakefulness. Eventually, the ocean of slumber came for everyone, even if you were watching as many David Lynch films as you could find and cram into your sixteen-your-old-skull at the time. Dave was very strongly convinced that movie piracy was a victimless crime, and, well, I'm certainly not going to contradict him in this narration.

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    Dave and Jade stim :)

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