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    Your name is John Egbert, and two of your cagiest troll friends have just fled halfway across the continent to take shelter in your home. You are more than okay with this. You're determined to keep them safe and happy, no matter what you have to do. That's your responsibility as friendleader, right? (Unfortunately, keeping Karkat and Gamzee safe and alive is proving to be far more challenging than it should be.)

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    155
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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    Chapters:
    21/129
    Comments:
    56
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    128
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    john, meeting rose and talking with dadbert

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    1/1
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    2
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    June comes to terms with who she is. She's got good people around her.

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    1/1
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    4
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    18
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    5
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    Short stories about MEN and WOMAN boning

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    2/?
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    2
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    3
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    Hal is a sex robot, the Egbert's purchase him on accident - believing he was a cleaning robot. Hal catches 17 y/o John jacking off more than once, and asks Dad to add his missing parts. Gay shit ensues.

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    1/1
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    jade, in short snippets, from being alone with just her online friends, to finally freeing herself from her island

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    14
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    Four adults crash on an Island and the world will never be the same.

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    5/?
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    14
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    17
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    5
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    271
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    Bro Strider is a priest with some nasty habits and an ego so large he assumes he'll never face punishment. Unfortunately for him, he's already caught something's attention. It's time for some retribution.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
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    1
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    9
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    146
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    Dad and Dad go on a date at Olive Garden for some fatherly bonding.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    4
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    Dad Egbert and Dad Crocker meet one especially sultry night in a bar. After the usual confusion and finger-pointing after stumbling across an identical clone of yourself, the two dads end up hitting it off and release the built-up tension that comes with being a single father with no time to himself.

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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    1
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    Your whole life, "I tried and now I'm getting older"
    Your whole life, "I tried and now I’m getting closer"

    - Oliver Tree, Miracle Man

    Years after the game ends, someone wakes up in a fridge.

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    18,356
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
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    156
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2009
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    June and Dave meet in their senior year of high school and take the college journey together. After a year of having shitty roommates, June proposes to live together.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    16
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    Inspired by medievalstuck by my friend the frog and fantasystuck by egosweetheart. :3

    The war between Prospit and Derse had ended and a treaty signed to prevent further destruction of the two kingdoms.
    The ruling royals of Derse have been dethroned and Amporas have taken over.
    Your name is Dirk Eloise Strider and you've just witnessed a coup from the Amporas and have been forced to flee.
    Your name is David Elizabeth Strider II and you've just escape your execution.
    Your name is Rosette Thea Lalonde and you just gotten news of the coup in your home kingdom.
    Your name is Cronus Dillon Ampora and you're escorting a mysterious seer/representative of Prospit to Derse.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    3
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    96
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    John innocently sends a photo of himself to Dave’s older brother online. Bro replies less than innocently.

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    1/1
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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    English
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    2,115
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    33
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    78
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    A group of best friends find an old, beat-up mascot costume and decide to host a funeral for it

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    2,113
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    21
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    Life in the city was never all that great for Dave; but when he moves out to the country to live with his aunt Rose, he finds out that he hates it there even more.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    4
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    8
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    He’s not even two the first time he woke up crying from a nightmare. You were getting ready for another quiet evening to yourself, changing into pajamas and putting on a robe when you heard the little noises- and John was normally such a sound sleeper for a young child. It’s worrying and puts an urgency to your step-

    John has nightmares off and on, most of them seeming to revolve around you. Sometimes you wonder if you should take him to therapy, then he’d have a stretch without them and the idea would be on the back burner until all of a sudden there’s a rash of nights where he’s waking you up with a knock on your door.

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    Chapters:
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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

    Featuring literally as many Homestuck characters as I can fit.

    Temporarily on hiatus due to IRL! Updates will return ASAP
    (Technically 23/365)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    94,909
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1385

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