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    What would happen if a hybrid of a demon and an angel was physically living amongst everyone else on Earth? What moral would weigh out the other? What kinds of miracles or temptations would they perform? Would they be selfless or ignorant? Would they have any flaws at all? How would their relationship change with others around them?

    These are questions that demons, angels, or humans alike have never really sat down and thought about. There’s never been anything like her, what is there to expect? Well… The best way to look at it, just like for any other living being, the sky’s the limit for her. It wouldn’t matter if she inherits most demon parts or angel parts. As long as she is happy, that’s all she could ever need.

    But here’s a very important question… What would happen if your immortal child tells you she doesn’t want to be immortal anymore?

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    Lord Crowley and Archangel Aziraphale must deal with Traitors Gabriel and Beelzebub for stopping Apocalypse.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    The demon Azira(fell) must deliver the Antichrist, and the angel Crowley, is unsure of what to do.

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (Up until they decided to raise Warlock.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; about 11 years

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    Angel Crowley gets in trouble in Paris, and demon Azira(fell) asks for Holy Water. Have they just broken up?

     

    Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; non-revolution & unsaint james's park

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    Angel Crowley and Demon Azira(fell) meet each other through different periods of time; Noah's Ark, Jesus' Crucifixion, Rome, Kingdom of Wessex, and when Shakespeare created A Midsummer Night's Dream. And, so what if they fall a bit in love down the line, and nearly kiss, and agree to The Agreement?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; noah's not ark, the un-crucifixion, the not-oyster, the none-knight, & the un-shakespearean

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    Meet Archangel Crowley, Guardian of Eden, and he has just met the Gluttony Demon Azira, Goat of Eden. Did he do the bad thing, and the demon do the good thing?

     

    Episode 1, Season 1: In The Beginning.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Aziraphale is very good to his demon, even when his demon has to run amuk through London. But he had best be home in time for dinner.

    Written for the Unleash The Chaos zine

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    “Crowley? Where are you?” he tried again as he opened the door all the way.

    His foot nudged something on the floor as he entered the room and Aziraphale looked down. What he saw befuddled him. It looked a lot like a slightly melted version of his friend’s black leather jacket. It was wet and in some sort of puddle.

    Why would-?

    Oh, God.

    The smell.

    The angel’s chest hitched, his breath becoming ragged as his eyes began darting around the room. There was an overturned bucket just a few feet away. As he went to investigate, something else caught his attention in the corner of his eye.

    There, on a table nearby, lay a thermos with a tartan pattern on it.

     

    ~In which, instead of getting discorporated via the summoning circle, a determined Aziraphale rushes to his demon's aid, to only then be brought to his knees by what he finds.

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    “Crowley, dear, wait-wait a minute. Something’s not right here.”

    A muscle in the demon’s jaw twitched. “Oh, I’m not waiting, angel. You know you want thisss,” he hissed as he roughly grabbed Aziraphale.

    The angel yelped. “Yes, oh, yes of course I do, but not like this. You-you aren’t acting like yourself. Are you quite sure you’re alright?”

    Crowley’s eyes narrowed, his lips curling in anger.

    “Enough talking.”

     
    ~In which Aziraphale finally gets what he's been longing for, but something is definitely not right with his demon.

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    Day 1: Slow Burn

    “War is hardly the only option when faced with conflict,” Aziraphale said.
    Crawly hummed. “It’s the option the divine forcess chosse. Why would humanss be different?”
    “Humans are different. They have a choice. That’s the whole point.”
    “Ah. Didn’t we have a choicse as well?”

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    “You wear too many bloody layers, angel,” he commented fondly.

    Aziraphale chuckled. “You could always just use a small demonic intervention to take it all off.”

    “Now where’s the fun in that?” Crowley rumbled as he slowly, tantalizingly slid the waistcoat over his shoulders and down his arms. The motion brought his mouth right next to Aziraphale’s ear as he whispered, “I’ve been wanting to undress you since I first laid eyes on you.”

     
    ~In which our two favorite pining idiots finally get it on.

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    Only inexperienced angels will become so overwhelmed with emotions that they accidentally perform a miracle. Doing so is laughable. Aziraphale would never! Except that he has... five times now. Each and every time when he was around the demon Crowley. Why on God's green Earth would a demon make an angel feel so strongly that he would perform accidental miracles?

    CW: discussion of car accidents, a nightmare with the use of holy water on Crowley by Crowley, description of a panic attack. It'll be very clear when it's coming in the story though, so if you want to skip it you can! Mind the tags :)

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    Crowley’s smile twists downwards. “So…still in favor of ‘the Great Plan,’ then?”

    “Exactly!” beams Aziraphale. “She never meant for us to go through with the Apocalypse. She planned it this way from the very Beginning, don’t you see? Everything we’ve done, everything that’s happened- every bit of it was what She intended.”

    Crowley swallows reflexively. His mouth tastes like ash.

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    ‘…I have been so afraid of losing you…m-my best friend, my better half, the being for whom I have always…’ Aziraphale trailed off, realising that in his fervour he had clasped Crowley’s hand to his chest and was clinging to it for the strength he needed to be honest and face his Demon.

    He furtively glanced up at Crowley’s face. Crowley was motionless, his mouth was slightly open and it appeared no air was going in or out.

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    He didn’t care who he used to be. He was the serpent, Crawly. Although, he wasn’t really feeling Crawly anymore. It seemed too “squirming at your feet”-ish and that was definitely not him. He’d have to work out a name for himself. He wanted to focus on now, and now he had work to do.
    He had to cause some trouble.

    What was our darling serpent up to in the garden?

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