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    Even something as ancient and strange as an Arrangement between an angel and a demon must have started somewhere.

    A soft and silly beginning of a partnership between two beings ostensibly on opposite sides.

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    Crowley and Gabriel have a history together.

    Gabriel is the only one who knows about it.

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    A conversation and the recitation of several proverbs in a garden.
    Or,
    Lemonade goeth before a fall (into bed).

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    Lucifer, Amenadiel, and Chloe had come up with a plan. Now, that wasn't to say it was a good plan, or even foolproof, but it was a tangible plan that would probably not fail.

    A surprise guest appearance throws a wrench in that plan.

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    In a different version of reality, Crowley and Aziraphale don't fight their respective head offices. They only fight to love each other in any way they can.

    A bittersweet little fill for my Good Omens Bingo Squares "Museum" and "Window Shopping".

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    “Think of me as a sort of… guardian demon.”

    “PFFFFTTT-HA!” Jessica did an actual spit-take and burst into laughter, first at Crowley, then at herself, shaking her head in disbelief. “Guardian demon! Leave it to me to have guardian demon! Did the angels just give up, or…?”

    “Jessica Jones, I can think of only one angel who might be qualified to be your celestial guardian,” the demon teased, “but he currently has his hands full shooing customers away from his bookshop. Face it, I’m the only being, celestial or infernal, who is not only capable but also willing and intrigued enough to put up with your bullshit.”

    “Fair enough,” Jessica smiled.

     ***

    Or, what happens when Crowley shows up after Jessica accidentally kills her third victim? Whether from Heaven or Hell, Jessica Jones could use all the help she can get. Disposing of a body is a bonding activity, right? Starts at the very beginning of S2 Ep11 AKA - Three Lives and Counting.

    EDIT: I changed the summary because the meat of this fic happens in Ch. 2, and while there are pockets of darkness throughout, the heart of this story is Jessica and Crowley.

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    Aziraphale is not having a good day.

    It had started off well until this man interrupted it, the same one who'd summoned Crowley before. And he dares to ask an angel for anything, let alone power like Crowley's! So rude.

    Not to mention, he's still under the impression Crowley is human.

    Now if Crowley could just arrive, before the magics this man is using 'convince' Aziraphale to help... that would be ah. Nice.

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    Crowley helped build Alpha Centauri, but who was the other angel who helped? I mean, it is an odd phrasing, 'I helped build that one', isn't it?

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    In 1997, Aziraphale becomes suspicious after seeing all of the embarrassing typographical errors on the signs in Heaven. He discovers that Crowley has infiltrated their computer system and possessed Clippy, the office assistant paperclip. When Aziraphale enters the computer system himself to try to extract him, it doesn't quite go according to plan, although he does end up having a rather enjoyable time.

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    Lord Crowley and Archangel Aziraphale must deal with Traitors Gabriel and Beelzebub for stopping Apocalypse.

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    “WaitwaitwaitWAIT,” Crowley said, putting up both hands in a warding position. “Book Girl wants me to do what now?”

    Anathema has a thesis to defend; so she asks Crowley for a small favour.

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    Bad things are happening at Warlock's birthday party.

    Yes, that's an awful summary, but I don't want to spoil the plot ;). Please check out the tags and CW below!

    This is my second contribution to the #Whitesuitcrowley event, also covering my Good Omens Bingo Square "Quivering Plant".

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    Just another slow burn about an angel and a demon growing up together on Earth.
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    "By the Powers of Hell, I, Malacoda, Formally Bless Anthony ‘Noodle Legs’ Crowley, Serpent of Eden, Bane of Eve, and Tutelary Fiend of Themed Accessories. He outranks me, but what the Heaven, I need to vent.

    May the demon Crowley be consigned to boiler-room duty for two thousand fascinating years.
    May he then do time as a doorman for a convention of rabbis, bishops, imams, pujaris, and archimandrites, and may each of them bless him as they enter.
    Also, may he get an infestation of scale mites, and may those scale mites get religion, and have schisms, and write theses on those schisms, and may it never, ever, ever stop."

    Or: Crowley has a knack of snagging the credit for evil he had nothing to do with. Sometimes it’s human-generated — but at other times, the Serpent can really foul up the ill-laid plans of a frustrated fellow fiend.

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    It was not a dark and stormy night.

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    Even before the fateful non-arrival of the hellhound, Warlock's birthday party doesn't go exactly to plan..

    My contribution to the White Suit Crowley Event. (Also, this covers my Good Omens Bingo squares "baking" and "flame".)

    This is a sex pollen story, so consent is mildly dubious (on both sides), but I intended this to be light and humorous. Conflict is kept to a minimum.

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    Crowley decides that his local golf course could use a few upgrades in the landscaping department.

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    Crowley wakes up from pandemic nap with an itch that can only be scratched by stirring up some trouble. Luckily there's a ridiculously large cargo ship in Egypt just begging for some demonic interference!

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    Aziraphale brings Crowley a dying spider plant.

    Or - how it all started.

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    All Crawley had to do was stir up trouble with Her favorites. Aaron was the one who just had to bring in the gold.

    This fic was stored in my vault of finished fics for months, and I figured it was time to let the world have it. Please enjoy.

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