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    Captain Anthony J. Crowley would consider himself content with his life. He has a beautiful ship, a competent crew, and a job that gives him more freedom than most but when raiding a loyalist vessel, an unclaimed omega is offered up.

    Navigator Aziraphale Eastgate would not consider himself content with his life, but he is trying. He's sure the famed Nutter Treasure will help if he can just get this crew of privateers to actually listen to him, but it's difficult being an unclaimed omega. It's especially difficult when one is offered to an alpha pirate.

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    the title is from a cohen song about death, & also applies to life...

    whether in london or in tadfield; together, alone, or in (usually good) company;
    the ineffable partners talk out their fears, try to figure out what they are and what to do with themselves, now that they're not working for heaven and hell anymore.

    domestic softness > action, but there is some plot and angst (off and on)

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    Aziraphale frowned. "What you’re saying, then, is that discorporating you would cause more temptations in the end?”
    “That’s exactly what I’m saying. Not to mention, they’d be better quality, more efficient temptations. And possibly more violent. A lot of Demons really enjoy that sort of thing.”
    “And you don’t?” asked Aziraphale, softly.
    “Oh.” Crawly blinked. “Erm. No, I mean, I really like violence. Big violence-er, me. Always calling for more violence in Hell. I like a good flaying, y’know. All that. Screaming. Er.”
    “Indeed,” said the Angel.
    Bless it.

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    This story follows Aziraphale and Crowley's experiences from Eden to the failed Apocalypse, with one scene per decade, every decade, for the entire 6,000 years. I'm drawing predominantly from show canon, with elements of book canon, as well as Biblical and historical inspiration.

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    The door of the lecture hall opened, and a group of older students filed out. Beyond them, the student got her first glimpse of her Botany professor, and froze.

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    A faerie is trapped in a bookshop when it begins to rain, and she’s apparently not the only faerie inside

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    Six Thousand Years of Crowley Being Soft and Taking Care of Kids.

    (And Six Thousand Years of Aziraphale Taking in and Protecting Outcasts.)

    Scene 2: Mesopotamia and Inside the Ark. The first children Crowley saves.

    They cry and plead and pray, like Crawley once did. If he doesn’t save them, who will?

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    Three years have passed since the world didn't end and Azirpahale and Crowley are sharing a blissful life together. But life is just full of surprises. One stormy afternoon in winter, Aziraphale finds a homeless teenager asleep in his shop who has a whole laundry list of problems. One such problem leads the pair to take her in and help her get back on her feet, but who can say where life will lead them?

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    "That was the whole point of the Arrangement remember? It's too preposterous for anyone to think of! Sneaking kids out of an orphanage to take them to movies and afternoon punk band rehearsals? Smuggling forbidden YA novels and progressive children books inside? How would some unimaginative wanker like Gabriel think of that?"

    In which Crowley and Aziraphale grew up in the same orphanage, Crowley was kicked out and Aziraphale stayed on to become the librarian.

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    The apocalypse had been averted and everything was okay, until it wasn't anymore.

    Then Adam got a package and weird things started to happen and then Crowley got a phone call from the Dowling’s. They had fixed everything, what was going on?

    Heaven and Hell were up to something too. Sandalphon was hiding a secret and Ligur was back, but he certainly wasn’t telling the whole story of what had happened to him.

    Aziraphale just hoped this wouldn’t be Armageddon all over again, because it hadn’t been a year. That wasn’t enough.
    And also, because someone was getting dangerously close to figuring out their secret.

    Though in hindsight everyone was probably hiding something.

    There was a war on the horizon again, and if it came to pass, they would lose everything they had just gained.

    Something had happened in the year 1000AD, few remembered or knew about it at all, but the consequences were going to be horrific.

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    Aziraphale brings home some new foods for Fireonica to try, and some for him and Crowley as well.

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    Demon Azira(fell) becomes a Nanny, and angel Crowley becomes a gardener for Warlock. They stay with him until he's eleven... wait a minute, who misplaced the Antichrist?

     

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (From becoming Godfathers to the end of the episode)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, added a bit more of Azirafell's demon form.

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    ‘Do I – do I what now, sorry?’

    ‘Write,’ the marketing director repeats, holding up Crowley’s bullshit-laden proposal document and waving it slightly. ‘I mean - are you a writer? In your spare time, do you write?’

    *

    It's a few years down the line from the failed Apocalypse, and Aziraphale and Crowley are finding that retirement suits them rather well.

    Retirement from Heaven and Hell, that is. Retirement from their human jobs seems all too far away.

    Still, Crowley is determined to make what fun he can out of his new freelancing gig. After all, it's not like the universe can have any more surprises in store for the two of them...

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    People often remember Eve, she was the woman who was tempted into eating an apple no one told her she couldn't eat. The woman who gave birth to the beginnings of humanity.

    People often forget however, that there was a woman who existed before her, Lilith. She was made from the same dust as Adam, making them equals in her eyes. Adam disagreed, causing Lilith to abandon the garden and gain her independence. The angels guarding the garden tried to stop her but had no luck. Lilith disappeared and so did the memory of her.

    When the humans were finally free of the garden, a demon and an angel stood a top a wall. The angel wondering why the demon seemed so familiar.

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    Crowley has just woken up and is not having a good day.

    For one, he's in a dark, damp basement with a scared child, a bunch of idiots and he's stuck in a circle.

    And for two, the idiots are about to try and summon a demon.

    Yeah. Really.

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    All demons have rules: reap souls for hell, spread doubt wherever you tread, no food in the Bentley-

    “Absolutely not,” Crowley says, glowering at the ice cream cones Aziraphale holds.
    “But,” Aziraphale’s face falls, “they’re going to melt.”

     

    It stands to reason that a demon who has spent most of his existence on earth with humans will have slightly different rules than the rest.

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    Six Thousand Years of Crowley Being Soft and Taking Care of Kids.

    (And Six Thousand Years of Aziraphale Taking in and Protecting Outcasts.)

    Scene 1: Outside the Garden. The First Children in Existence.

    Children, Crawley discovers, are superior to adults.

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    Crowley wants to relax. Fireonica does NOT understand how water can be relaxing and bullies him into cuddling her instead.

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    Crowley leaves his baby dragon alone for five minutes. He comes back to an empty flat and a very noisy and outraged fridge.

     Again.

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    The refrigerator holds treats. Baby dragon smells treats. Baby dragon goes to get treats. All does not go quite according to plan.

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    When Aziraphale, prince of Tadfield, gets captured by the famous outlaw Crowley he can only think of escape. But soon he discovers that Crowley and his merry people are much different from the stories told about them.
    Crowley absolutely despises all royals and the stupid inhuman taxes that are causing the people to live in misery. But he can’t help but feel intrigued by Aziraphale, who seems so different to what he expected. Okay and maybe he has the tiniest bit of a crush on him.

    Or: The Robin Hood AU that nobody (except me) needed.

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