20 Works in Crowley is Bad at Lying (Good Omens)

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses Holy Water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and the angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... and, now Shadwell is here, trying to exorcise him...

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the scene with Ligur's death to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the unholy water plan & the ‘successful’ angel exorcism

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell) have a plan to find the Antichrist, one problem... I think they were just shot!

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they get shot)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; totally going to plan!

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    Demon Azira(fell) becomes a Nanny, and angel Crowley becomes a gardener for Warlock. They stay with him until he's eleven... wait a minute, who misplaced the Antichrist?

     

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (From becoming Godfathers to the end of the episode)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, added a bit more of Azirafell's demon form.

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    The demon Azira(fell) must deliver the Antichrist, and the angel Crowley, is unsure of what to do.

    Season 1, episode 1: In The Beginning. (Up until they decided to raise Warlock.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; about 11 years

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    Angel Crowley and Demon Azira(fell) meet each other through different periods of time; Noah's Ark, Jesus' Crucifixion, Rome, Kingdom of Wessex, and when Shakespeare created A Midsummer Night's Dream. And, so what if they fall a bit in love down the line, and nearly kiss, and agree to The Agreement?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; noah's not ark, the un-crucifixion, the not-oyster, the none-knight, & the un-shakespearean

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    Angel Crowley is nearly caught for ‘offering’ Eve to eat the apple, and so he lies to God... Terribly.

    Episode 3, Season 1: Hard Times
    Edited, with new dialogue, and hopefully all the spelling mistakes fixed!

    Formally called; the traitor guardian of the eastern gate

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    Wedding planner Anathema Device is the Number One. She can organize anything for a wedding, flower arrangements, catering, a marching band or an emu. The name Device is a guarantee for a picture perfect wedding - and the perfect pictures will be taken by her top wedding photographer, and best friend, Anthony J. Crowley.

    Both of them see weddings mostly as business, until Anathema meets Newt, Love of her life, walking natural disaster extraordinaire, and very much not a person it’s possible to have a perfect wedding with.

    Which is perfect since Anathema frankly never wanted one for herself. She just wants a fun party, good food, and all of her friends to attend - including Crowley. For whom this might just as well be the apocalypse because no, he is not allowed to work on her wedding. Strictly invited only as a guest, Crowley finds himself at a loss. What the hell do you do at weddings? Well, if you are Crowley, the answer is some James Bond-like action, some worrying about fly swarms and their sources, having a lot of emotions, drinking some very funny wine, putting your foot in your mouth and just maybe meeting someone to share all of that with. Oh, and there’s always cake, isn’t there?

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    Something is happened, Crowley knows this feeling, it's the same sensation when the hellhound found its Master. But when the demon runs to Aziraphale, he discovers with horror that something is changed.

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    An innocuous cuckoo clock shows up at the Bookshop while Aziraphale is running an errand.
    Crowley sticks his finger in a trap and soon both of them are very literally trying to beat the clock before time runs out for Crowley.
    A fun short occult adventure with three illustrations by the charming Afhyer!
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    Rated T for intense situations.

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    What if Crowley's coin that he tosses for deciding Arrangements was rigged this whole time?
    Better yet, what if Aziraphale caught on and turned the whole thing on its head, or tails?
    From the Crowley edition of 'The Bottoms up Zine'!

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    “Sorry, what was that last part?” It was Aziraphale again. He sounded a bit worked up.

    “I said. . .” Crowley drawled, trying to remember their conversation. The last thing he recalled was him teasing Aziraphale—something about the angel's ironic fondness for deviled eggs—and Aziraphale had responded in his usual indignant manner.

    "Oh hush!" Aziraphale pouted. "There is absolutely nothing sinful about those eggs, and frankly, even if they were I'm retired, technically, and so are you."
    “Whatever you say, angel.” Crowley smiled into his phone, a soft lilt tainting his voice affectionately.
    An annoyed huff could be heard on the other end in response.
    “Right. Well, I’ll see you Thursday then?”
    “Thursday it is,” Crowley agreed. 
    “Take care then. I'll be seeing you.”
    "Right. Love you."

    Crowley choked rather suddenly.

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    This should have been another normal Arrangement Meeting like so many nights before.
    Aziraphale has been waiting longer than normal on a stormy night and begins to worry.
    Is there something up with Crowley? Has he made other plans? Or has their situation been compromised?

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    This is my contribution to BT TOWER TELEPHONE writing challenge. It was my first one of these, and was terrific fun with a great batch of creative people!

    Mild blood, implied violence, drinking, angsty emotions but nothing mature.

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    Crowley was fine. Sure, more often than not Crowley woke up in a cold sweat. And yeah, he went through hell and back, but he's fine now. He has to be, for his angels sake. Well, and for the sake of the world.

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    Once he’s finally free of hell’s toxic grasp, Crowley finds that his blossoming relationship with Aziraphale cannot erase his feelings of inadequacy, nor can they ease his anxieties about how long their peace will last. With the adrenaline out of his system, and dark thoughts settling heavily in his mind, he tries to shield Aziraphale from the turmoil in his mind. The angel has other plans.

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    Crowley is the prince of the Western Kingdom, barely tolerating life with his 'custodian', King Beelzebub. As a looming magical forest threatens to take over his kingdom, he ventures into it so that he may slay whatever creature is causing the curse. What he isn't expecting, is Aziraphale, the prince of the Eastern Kingdom and a little bit of a bastard. Can he complete his quest or will he find himself dealing with confusing new emotions?

     

    [Based off of the Two Princes Podcast, which is amazing and everyone should go and listen to it]

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    Les clients se font plus rares à la librairie. Aziraphale soupçonne Crowley d'y être pour quelque chose.

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