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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Aziraphale frowned. "What you’re saying, then, is that discorporating you would cause more temptations in the end?”
    “That’s exactly what I’m saying. Not to mention, they’d be better quality, more efficient temptations. And possibly more violent. A lot of Demons really enjoy that sort of thing.”
    “And you don’t?” asked Aziraphale, softly.
    “Oh.” Crawly blinked. “Erm. No, I mean, I really like violence. Big violence-er, me. Always calling for more violence in Hell. I like a good flaying, y’know. All that. Screaming. Er.”
    “Indeed,” said the Angel.
    Bless it.

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    This story follows Aziraphale and Crowley's experiences from Eden to the failed Apocalypse, with one scene per decade, every decade, for the entire 6,000 years. I'm drawing predominantly from show canon, with elements of book canon, as well as Biblical and historical inspiration.

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    When Crowley gets up the nerve to ask Aziraphale on a date in the sixties, the angel's request to postpone it until later leads to misunderstandings and a decades-long rift between the two friends who were on the verge of becoming more. Thirty years later, everything comes to a head when Aziraphale is sent to the Scottish Highlands for an assignment, Crowley close on his heels with orders to destroy all that Aziraphale has built up. Can the two repair their friendship and realize their relationship runs deeper while working towards opposite goals?

    UPDATED -- Chapter 6 art added! If you don't want to go scrolling through Chapters 5 or 6 where the art's been added later to see it, it's also been temporarily put into Chapter 8.

    (Please note the fic will be eight chapters long, but I am going to put a temporary chapter in to showcase Shadowkana's work for previous chapters she wasn't able to draw for when I post them. She's worked hard on them, and they deserve to be seen. They'll also go into the appropriate chapters, of course.)

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    Crowley starts seeing his angel form in the mirror. It starts as a walk-by glance and suddenly disappears. He doesn't know what to do with it, all of those memories were taken away, but they come back to him in pieces, digging up all sorts of things.

    Then God appears to him of all people. She says that she forgives him, that she had forgiven him long ago, and that she never stopped loving him. She says that he and Aziraphale are to be the protectors of Earth as they have been for her so far.

    Everything hurts, and nothing makes sense- so just another new millennia really.

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    Love seeketh only Self to please,
    To bind another to its delight,
    Joys in another’s loss of ease
    And builds a Hell in Heavens despite.

    -William Blake

    It’s 1921 - almost 60 years since the holy water incident - and neither Crowley or Aziraphale have forgotten. In that time they’ve slipped in and out of each other’s lives, but never as close as they were before. Crowley has a mysterious new job on Earth and Aziraphale has been sent to figure it out.

    Unfortunately, love gets in the way of things.

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    With the ghostwriting job that pays his bills on the line, struggling author Aziraphale is given one last assignment to prove himself: Write a tell-all 'autobiography' of notorious playboy Anthony J. Crowley. They certainly don't get off to a great start, but with Aziraphale's job and Crowley's only form of financial support on the line, they'll both have to hang in there long enough to finish the book.

    If Crowley's family--notorious in the seedy underbelly of organized crime--and the law enforcement investigating them don't get in the way, then the very real feelings that spark between them will.

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    Angel Crowley tries to outwit Nazis, and Demon Azira(fell) gets his Holy Water.

     

    Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; none nazis & the unholy water

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    ******FINISHED******

    "From the stronger argument", the Good Omens Alternate Universe barristers fic you never knew you wanted!

    Crowley could be a rising star at Brimstone Chambers, if he could control his temper and apply himself. Aziraphale is on the edge of losing not only his job, but his entire family over a disagreement over which organisations he has granted funds to through his beloved Miracle Foundation, the philanthropic arm of his his family's angel investment firm. Anathema tries to help her old friend out by introducing him to the only lawyer she knows who might be crazy enough to take on the might of Celeste & Sons.

    Two people with different ways of dealing with their issues strike up an unlikely friendship, leading to love and healing. Lots of bickering, bookshop silliness, boozing, bentley rides, shared desserts and blushing.

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    Angel Crowley gets in trouble in Paris, and demon Azira(fell) asks for Holy Water. Have they just broken up?

     

    Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; non-revolution & unsaint james's park

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    Angel Crowley and Demon Azira(fell) meet each other through different periods of time; Noah's Ark, Jesus' Crucifixion, Rome, Kingdom of Wessex, and when Shakespeare created A Midsummer Night's Dream. And, so what if they fall a bit in love down the line, and nearly kiss, and agree to The Agreement?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; noah's not ark, the un-crucifixion, the not-oyster, the none-knight, & the un-shakespearean

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    It's several months after Armageddon failed. Heaven is in a state of chaos, Gabriel can't leave well enough alone, and one naive angel decides to sign up as a new field agent on Earth.

    Aziraphale and Crowley just wanted to be left alone and attend a wedding. Accidentally kicking off a celestial civil war had not been on the cards ... nor had an infernal uprising, for that matter ... but nothing had ever gone according to their plans (especially not the Ineffable Plan), so why start now?

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    Everyone has their own inner demons, including, as it happens, demons. And Crowley’s happens to be himself - it’s rather more efficient that way.

    A smutty Good Omens Art Extravaganza, featuring art from Yvesriba, OwlyGem, LilianReike, FreedomAttack, Miele_Petite, Tweedfeather, Crayzy, Flaky_Scarlet, Hikaru9, Kuramoriz, Hollow-Head, IneffableChocolateCheeseCake, loveneedlesandhay, and myself. Social links in end notes.

    31k of our hopeless ineffables as they explore their first sexual encounters with each other, and work out a few kinks along the way. Including Aziraphale discovering that Crowley can apparently create a clone of himself, which can come in handy for certain activities…

    The course of love does not always run smoothly, but Crowley is damned if he’s going to let his own personal hangups get in the way of giving his beloved angel everything he wants, setting out on his own personal voyage of self-discovery.

    Work complete, 11 chapters, uploading 2 chapters a week, on Thursdays and Sundays.

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    To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash your own… You are an Asshole! Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. If you have any problems with this, come see me in 301.

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    Aziraphale has a new neighbor, and they certainly don't start off on the right foot.

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    Sometimes, when things are a bit too much for a human shaped being of the world to handle, Crowley turns into a snake instead. Aziraphale doesn't understand, but he tries to be understanding.

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    Anthony Crowley, boyfriend extraordinaire, is having a very hard time saying three little words.

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    London
    Sunday after the Apocalypse

    They've survived an attempted Armageddon and near-executions, confessed their feelings, and now Aziraphale and Crowley are ready to spend the rest of eternity together.

    But thousands of years of abuse are not so easily shrugged off. If this is going to work, if they're going to last longer than a few hours, Aziraphale and Crowley will need to learn to communicate.

    It may be their greatest challenge yet.

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    Aziraphale is a standard retail bookseller trying to make ends meet. One day a man named Crowley shows up with a flyer for a variety show looking for new acts. And, well, Crowley is handsome and Aziraphale has been lonely...and working on some magic tricks. What harm could a bit of light flirting do? It all should be fine as long as no one asks about his past...

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    (English, but there´s a link to the spanish version in the Beginning notes )

    Almost two years have passed since Covid hit the world and Crowley and Aziraphale have not seen each other since. The angel insists on respecting the rules of distancing, although they cannot catch or transmit the virus. So when he finally agrees to meet Crowley, the demon accepts no matter that the place of the date is not the most interesting for him.

    However Crowley does not suspect that he would find something instead of seeing his angel. A gift through time, quite embarrassing.

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    What if certain personal items from Aziraphale end up in a museum and Crowley finds them?

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    Han transcurrido casi dos años desde que el Covid llegó al mundo y Crowley y Aziraphale no se han visto desde entonces. El ángel insiste en respetar las normas de distanciamiento, aunque ellos no pueden contagiarse ni transmitir el virus, así que cuando por fin accede a verse con Crowley, el demonio accede sin importar que el lugar de la cita no sea el más interesante para él.

    Sin embargo Crowley no sospecha que encontraría algo en vez de ver a su ángel. Un regalo a través del tiempo, bastante embarazoso.

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    ¿Qué pasaría si ciertos objetos personales de Aziraphale fueran a dar a un museo y Crowley los encontrara?

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