11 Works in Crowley Yells at God (Good Omens)

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    Frustrated with a bout of insomnia, Crowley decides to go outside to look at the stars. But gazing up at stars that he built only reminds him of Her rejection. And still, after all these thousands of years, he can’t stop asking questions.

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    Angel Crowley tries to outwit Nazis, and Demon Azira(fell) gets his Holy Water.

     

    Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times.
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; none nazis & the unholy water

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    When the Lord Herself wants to look into the human world, She rarely takes a direct peek from Her place in the cosmos. For starters, Her unfiltered gaze can scorch the planet if She isn’t careful, and there are enough things working against Earth these days; it doesn’t exactly need Her help being destructive. On top of that, when you exist in all eleven dimensions, you don’t always understand what you’re seeing when you’re only looking at a couple of those. No, God uses a conceit She’s quite proud of whenever She gets the urge to go visit Her human Earth.

    She unravels Herself from Her own high-stakes game of cosmological poker, and goes to play the earthly version.

    When God wants to drop in on humanity, She goes to Vegas.

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    And hungrily, hungrily, he dreams, a soft warm hand grasping skinny fingers. Yellow eyes and dark heart forgotten. What was once wretched. What was once wicked. Forgiven. Skin that has forgotten the shape of scales. I recognize you. I see you. We are the same.

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    After Beelzebub slams the door to Hell in his face, Crowley walks to Aziraphale's bookshop, but he can tell that something is off. He falls to his knees in pain - and then he realizes. She is making him Rise. It's painful. It's what he would never admit that he wanted. (Maybe now he can be loved.)

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    An alternative version of the bandstand scene from Good Omens, which, in an attempt to make it less heartbreaking, may have become more so than before. I'm sorry?

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    Though Crowley doesn’t like to admit it, he still talks to God sometimes. Usually in his head, and during times that he doesn’t particularly appreciate.

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    After fifteen years of relative peace following Armageddon interrupted, Aziraphale and Crowley have settled into a quiet but still uneasy new existence. When Heaven decides to initiate the supernatural equivalent of a hostile corporate takeover, they are caught in the cross-fire. With Hell closed for business and Heaven set to destroy Earth, the future of humanity once again rests on the shoulders of an angel, a demon and the Antichrist (who has unfortunately watched a few too many episodes of Doomsday Preppers).

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    “If you try to tell me it’s ineffable…” Crowley threatens.
    The angel arches an eyebrow at him. “What would you call it?”
    “My job made easier,” Crowley grumbles. “I just don’t understand how killing other people in Her Name is supposed to be Holy.”

    AKA Crowley yells at the Almighty, across multiple events in history.

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    They're Jewish??? What more do you WANT from me??

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    Aziraphale really needed to stop listening whenever he heard Crowley talking to God. (Or five times Aziraphale heard Crowley talking to God and one time Crowley heard Aziraphale)

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    “It’s a bookshop,” Aziraphale said. “I like bookshops, remember? Always full of books, and I like books. Repositories of knowledge and such, books.”

    “Repositories of something,” Crowley muttered.

    Aziraphale frowned thoughtfully. “Adam did it,” he said a moment later.

    Crowley made a noise so undignified that he immediately expunged it from memory. “What, so the Antichrist bought you a bookshop? And that’s just … You’re just going to. You’re going to. You’re going to keep it, aren’t you?”

    “What else am I going to do with it?” Aziraphale asked, and Crowley couldn’t answer, and that was that.

     

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    Aziraphale has a small crisis of faith and takes an invitation, Crowley is deeply unnerved and suspicious.

    He really hates the philosophers.

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