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    Speak when you are spoken to. Anticipate his needs. Be helpful but unobtrusive. Behave, be pretty, remember that it’s only one night.

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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates every Friday!

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    After the setback at Warlock's birthday party, the Husbands find a mutually satisfying way to vent their frustrations..

    That sounds like a very thin plot, and, honestly, there is no plot. At all. I have zero excuses. They bicker and have some switch-tastic, crack-tacular fun with their plug-'n-play genitals. That's it, folks. Enjoy the romp!

    This is my third and final contribution to the #Whitesuitcrowley event, and it also covers my Good Omens Bingo squares "Books" and "Discord".

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    In medieval England, teenaged Aziraphale discovers she is a transgender woman. She comes out to her family, who in turn do everything they can to keep her safe and happy.

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    ‘Even when her schemes win you attentions from such respectable gentlemen as Lord Henry?’ says Crowley, lips curling back in a sneer.
    ‘It certainly won me your attentions, didn’t it?’ Aziraphale snaps, eyes flashing up at him.

     

    The last person Crowley expects to see when he saunters into a royal ball is a certain Angel - and the evolving circumstances leave him perhaps a tad more jealous than he wants to admit.

    Kensington Palace, 1708

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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    “I want you, Crowley.” His voice is but a breath against Crowley’s ear, a soft wind carrying a warmth on it like Crowley has never known. “I’ve wanted you for so long. I want to give you anything you’ve ever wanted; I want everything that you are and everything that you could be, because, my darling, if we can’t figure this out… if we can’t stop it…” 

    Crowley turns and captures Aziraphale’s lips with his own, not wanting to hear how he knows that sentence ends.

    OR

    What if Mary didn't show up quite so fast?

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    Divorce lawyer Anthony J. Crowley feels like completely losing his mind when impulsively agreeing to participate in one of Reality TV’s latest dating shows: A new romantic experiment in which you can’t see the person you’re talking with eye to eye until you propose to one another.
    By no means does he expect to fall for the gentle voice of Aziraphale - hard, at that - and much less to end up being engaged to him.

    The way to the actual aisle, though, is turning out to be a rather rocky road.
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    Aziraphale and Crowley meet in a dating show and really try to make it work.

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    In mathematics and physics, the butterfly effect is a term that encapsulates the more technical notion of sensitive dependence on initial conditions found in chaos theory. The idea is that small variations in initial conditions produce large variations in the long-term behaviour of a system.
    It is an ordinary autumn day when a little girl named El appears to Crowley and Aziraphale. The two do not yet know how much she will change their lives. Or how much they will change hers.
    The butterfly that unleashes the storm with the beating of its wings.

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    A lady of rank was not her own person, rather, she was always a woman of some man. Lady Aziraphale Fell had long ago accepted this fate, and went about defying it in all the ways she could. But a stranger she meets at a ballroom seems set on providing her with a fresh perspective on things.

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    The Apocalypse has come and gone, and Crowley and Aziraphale are now free to spend as much time as they like together. Ever so slowly, they're nudging their way towards a romantic relationship. They have the time now to make sure they get it right, after all.

    Except that Gabriel has his own ideas about Crowley and Aziraphale's love for one another, and what it represents.

    Clearly, their love has been blessed by God.

    Why wouldn't Gabriel want that for himself?

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    Six thousand years is a long time to pine for someone. Two thousand years is a long time to have sex with someone. Seven hundred years is a long time to be friends with someone. Eternity is a long time to love someone. It's worth the wait.
    Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages, as we've seen them - and some years we haven't - having lots and lots of emotionally fraught sex. Following from Rome to post-canon in 177K words.

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    Crowley es un ángel.

    Literalmente es un ángel con todo y el “Be Not Afraid”, los tres pares de alas y un millón de bocas creadas para cantar alabanzas y no canciones de Queen.

    Es un ángel y no debería estar pagando por sexo… hasta que bueno, lo hace.

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    Anthony Crowley has spent the majority of his life in Lucian's brothel, being specially trained and kept 'pure' for his eventual master.
    When he is finally purchased - despite Lucian's true wishes - he finds his world being very dramatically turned on its head. Not only has he been purchased for the man who will be the most powerful in the kingdom, but he also, unexpected, finds himself falling head over heels in love.

    ***UPDATED MONDAYS - Not complete, but I'm quite a few chapters ahead!***

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    Aziraphale and Crowley spend the night together at Crowley's flat after saving the world.

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    This is all the sweet everyday moments that don't fit anywhere else - just pure CC and Asa fluff. No plot. Just sweetness (and smut). Also includes some prompt fills and any other short challenges.

    I hope these little vignettes warm your heart.

    Timeline? Well, after The Seeing, because Asa can see Crowley. I think probably in the year following A Very Aurency Christmas.

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    In hindsight, Sandalphon found Sodom and Gomorrah to be very educational.

    Humans, by their very nature, were corrupt, vicious, and sinful creatures who would give into their violent and base desires without proper guidance from Heaven and their love/fear of Her. And while those humans who dared to think of forcing themselves upon two angels of the Lord were thoroughly punished for that desire, multiple cities wiped from existence before they could lay a hand on anyone. But upon looking back, Sandalphon realized that there must have been demonic influence at work stirring up those dark impulses. And the demon certainly hadn't been punished for his role in things.

    But after the failed apocalypse, Sandalphon realized who it must have been back then. And the punishment should match the crime...

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    Aziraphale had never thought of himself. Not in the way of being a selfless angel but more so in having been created as a cog in a war machine and never given the option to see himself as an individual outside of his mission. Until after the notpocalypse that is. Suddenly Azilaphale was a free angel and could take account for his own life by his own design. And for the first time he was really looking at every part of what made him, including his appearance.
    Gabriel’s jabs at his weight never got to him before because this body was never truly his own. It was assigned to him as a war effort and he never saw it as more than that, as long as he was able to wake up each day and do what he needed to do that was enough for him. The pride and preening was much better left to the likes of Crowley. But he quickly found his identity being tied to his body in a way it never had been before as he began his life anew.

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    Heaven wins the war against hell and as victory, demons are captured and brought to heaven to becomes slaves for the angels. Crowley has escaped capture several times but is ambushed by Gabriel's henchmen and brought to heaven so he can become a slave. However, there is one angel who believes this is wrong and is against the whole idea of demons being slaves so decides to help Crowley instead.

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    ‘I want that again,' Aziraphale says in a rush. ‘I want to, oh, Crowley, I want you to make love to me like it’s our one and only chance again.’

    For nearly 80 years, Aziraphale has been thinking about that one, endless night of love they'd spent in his bookshop. Now that Armageddon is behind them and their futures in front, he finally lets Crowley know.

    Soho, 2019

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