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    Crowley stared at him, yellow eyes narrowing. “You’ll have to excuse me for not trusting you. Never encountered your kind before. I suggest you get out of here because this much blood in the water is going to attract sharks.”

    He twisted around, attempting once again to try to dive into the depths, but without his tail free that was proving impossible. He struggled even harder upon seeing his so-called rescuer pull a knife out of his belt.

    “Not without you,” the land-dweller replied. “Hold still, please. These nets are meant to dig into skin the more one moves.”

    “If you're going to kill me, please make it quick. Long, painful discorporations seem like a bad way to go.”

    Prince Crowley is investigating the damage fishing vessels are doing to crops and homes in his father's underwater kingdom. Prince Aziraphale is supposed to be learning to become a scribe. Their worlds are about to collide, putting Crowley's life in danger and revealing that the land-dwelling angels and ocean-dwelling merdemons just might not be that different after all.

    (Rated T until Chapter 11 when it becomes more NSFW.)

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    To stay alive, Aziraphale and Crowley have to become what Heaven and Hell think they are.

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    Part 2 of the Blackbird series, Moment to be Free is an exploration of Crowley and Aziraphale’s history set in flashback memories triggered by events taking place post non-pocalypse. As they attempt to find new meaning in their Forced Retirement and evolving relationship, they inadvertently discover forgotten memories through Aziraphale’s new talents with human Magic and his attempts at mastering is own Light.

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    Six thousand years of slow burn means there's going to be some exploration in the bedroom when you're finally on your own side. This is a collection of stand-alone chapters about Aziraphale and Crowley discovering BDSM and kink, both getting to the chance to top and bottom. In the latest chapter, Crowley tests Aziraphale's endurance as a sub, but is it too much?

    Chapter One is a table of contents listing the kinks that happen in each chapter. Please consult that before reading.

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    It has been 270 years since Sirens were cursed to live under the sea and tensions have only been rising like steam from a boiling pot.

    Crowley, a Siren in his late two hundreds, has felt out of place his entire life and wonders where he is meant to be. He figures he'll never find that answer until one day he meets a human, the prince Aziraphale. He'll do anything to stay with him, even make a deal with the notorious Sea Witch, Lucifer. Will he be able to keep his end of the deal or will Lucifer claim his life? Will he be able to stay with the man he loves or will he live the rest of his life under the sea?

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    It's becoming more difficult for Crowley to conceal his monstrous true form and he'll do anything to keep it from Aziraphale. He does well at hiding it until one afternoon when he's unable to stop himself.

    (Gift for chaos_ineffable )

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    Crowley has been showering Aziraphale with gifts since time forgotten. It's familiar, it's how he shows what he can’t say and it's been this way for so long it feels natural to him. But what happens when after a certain botched apocalypse, a certain angel decides to flip the tables on one unsuspecting demon?

    Or; Aziraphale elects to begin courting his demon properly and Crowley has no idea how to handle any of it.

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    1967 — Crowley didn’t fall in love in Eden: lest he be cast aside a second time, he walked willingly at love’s side, each footfall measured and cautious... until the day love shook him with careless hands.

    (Or, the one where Crowley has a sad wank in the bookshop back alley in the 60s.)

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    “Crowley starts making excuses as soon as they’re sitting down for the oysters. Reasons for needing Aziraphale to stay close, for finding things they could do after they’ve eaten.”

    Or, two supernatural beings trying to find the words to start turning this thing between them into a friendship.

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    He was funny, he was fussy, he was kind, he was derisive, he was generous, he was hoggish and Crowley was completely and utterly fucked. Sadly only metaphorically.

    This is the story of Crowley, a coffee shop employee and Aziraphale, a delivery driver, of them falling in love and being in a relationship. This is all soft fluff with a hearty helping of loving smut, so if thats your cup of hot drink, come on in!

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    “Everything’s changing now, isn’t it?”

    “Well, not everything.” Aziraphale had smiled, bringing a thumb up to run over Crowley’s bottom lip. “Some things, certainly. Finally. Thank goodness.” He’d tilted his head to bring their lips together again, and, when Crowley’d gasped, took the opportunity to slip a curious tongue between his lips.

    Crowley had grinned against Aziraphale’s mouth before sliding his tongue over the angel’s, savoring the taste of him.
     
    Yes, things had been going quite well.

    And then Crowley had started panicking.

     

    (Or, "What if Crowley isn't as ready as he thought he'd be once he's finally free to love and be loved by his angel? What if Aziraphale got a taste of what 'you go too fast for me' felt like?")

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    “I think you’re going to punish me,” Crowley repeated, fingers digging into his knees so hard Aziraphale heard the knuckles crack. He looked like he might bolt if Aziraphale made a sudden move, so the angel withdrew a bit and spread his arms along the back of the couch to appear less threatening. There was no need to physically intimidate Crowley. That was not what Aziraphale offered him. It wasn’t what Crowley needed.

    “I am going to punish you,” Aziraphale replied, carefully watching Crowley’s face for signs of increasing distress. “I explicitly told you that if you arrived even a minute past midnight, you would be punished. It is now-“ he glanced at his watch- “twelve-fifteen, and I know that basic maths are hardly a challenge for a brilliant schemer like yourself. So you know you’re going to be punished. That is an absolute certainty. And if there is no uncertainty, there is no need to be nervous.”

    ****

    Crowley has certain needs, and Aziraphale is happy to meet them. That's really all there is to it. Right?

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    All demons have rules: reap souls for hell, spread doubt wherever you tread, no food in the Bentley-

    “Absolutely not,” Crowley says, glowering at the ice cream cones Aziraphale holds.
    “But,” Aziraphale’s face falls, “they’re going to melt.”

     

    It stands to reason that a demon who has spent most of his existence on earth with humans will have slightly different rules than the rest.

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    She stopped pacing and turned to face the now very gobsmacked men. The tears continued to pour from her eyes. “What am I supposed to do?” She asked weakly. “I want answers but I have this horrible feeling that if I go looking for them, I won’t like where I end up.”
    Crowley and Aziraphale exchanged glances.
    “Well you might not have to look too far for those answers.” Crowley muttered.

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    Kaera knows she's different but she can't figure out why. Things in her life happen that seem too odd for logic to decipher. And when dark creatures from the shadows start to follow her, the only people she can turn to are an Angel named Aziraphale, and a Demon named Crowley. The more time she spends with them, the more she learns about what she is, where she came from, and what she can do.

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    "Why am I alone? Why am I alone?"

    It's some of Crawly's own words, the ones that he tries to choke down, but it's not his voice. It doesn't sound human - it sounds like a dragon, lonely and afraid.

    Cast out from his family, Crawly has never fitted in at Southern Weyr either. So he keeps his head down and makes himself useful and answers to a name that doesn't fit him, until he hears someone almost as lost as he is calling for help.

    A Dragonriders of Pern fusion.

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    This is a place for me to add weekly prompts for GOWC Write-It! Wednesdays. I'll be sure I tag each individual chapter with any appropriate tags as it will vary depending on how my brain accepts the prompt for that week. There may be two chapters for certain prompts, but generally it'll just be once a week (assuming I can get my brain to write for 20-40 minutes a week!)

    All should be ficlet length.

    First prompt: Bites

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    Eric spun around, his heavy boots squeaking and safety pins jingling. Crowley, fiery hair slicked back, wearing a charcoal-colored suit with hints of red at the cuffs and collar, was managing to pull off the exact combination of standing out and blending in that Eric had been going for, with roughly one-tenth of the accessories. Eric felt a stab of jealousy at this, but that was alright. Jealousy was a perfectly healthy emotion for a growing demon.

    **

    I did terrible things to Eric in another fic, so in this one he meets his celebrity crush and it goes exactly like he always secretly hoped it would. See? I'm a good person.

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    Nurse Aziraphale is smitten with the new pharmacist...

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    “Not disenchanted with me yet?” Crowley quips.

    He’s teasing, mostly, but Aziraphale frowns. “Certainly not. You’re you.”

    Crowley contemplates that.

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