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    That’s why he doesn’t even deserve all those kind words Aziraphale loves to shower him with. Because, all his demonic deeds aside, he’s simply not good.
    Because imagining your best (and only) friend to rough you up is not what good people do, isn’t it?

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    Crowley stared at him, yellow eyes narrowing. “You’ll have to excuse me for not trusting you. Never encountered your kind before. I suggest you get out of here because this much blood in the water is going to attract sharks.”

    He twisted around, attempting once again to try to dive into the depths, but without his tail free that was proving impossible. He struggled even harder upon seeing his so-called rescuer pull a knife out of his belt.

    “Not without you,” the land-dweller replied. “Hold still, please. These nets are meant to dig into skin the more one moves.”

    “If you're going to kill me, please make it quick. Long, painful discorporations seem like a bad way to go.”

    Prince Crowley is investigating the damage fishing vessels are doing to crops and homes in his father's underwater kingdom. Prince Aziraphale is supposed to be learning to become a scribe. Their worlds are about to collide, putting Crowley's life in danger and revealing that the land-dwelling angels and ocean-dwelling merdemons just might not be that different after all.

    (Rated T until Chapter 11 when it becomes more NSFW.)

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    To stay alive, Aziraphale and Crowley have to become what Heaven and Hell think they are.

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    Part 2 of the Blackbird series, Moment to be Free is an exploration of Crowley and Aziraphale’s history set in flashback memories triggered by events taking place post non-pocalypse. As they attempt to find new meaning in their Forced Retirement and evolving relationship, they inadvertently discover forgotten memories through Aziraphale’s new talents with human Magic and his attempts at mastering is own Light.

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    Six thousand years of slow burn means there's going to be some exploration in the bedroom when you're finally on your own side. This is a collection of stand-alone chapters about Aziraphale and Crowley discovering BDSM and kink, both getting to the chance to top and bottom. In the latest chapter, Crowley tests Aziraphale's endurance as a sub, but is it too much?

    Chapter One is a table of contents listing the kinks that happen in each chapter. Please consult that before reading.

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    After receiving a phone call from the last person that he wanted to hear from again, Crowley was handed a basket with Lucifer's son and told to deal with it.

    Eleven years later, the neighborhood that he and Ezra Fell called home was being besieged on two sides.

    Lucifer Morningstar was campaigning to both retain his seat as a Minister of Parliament and to claim the role of Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government. Which would allow him and his associates to transform the neighborhood into a den of iniquity, filled with strip clubs, bars, and adult theaters under the guise of "improving the economy of the community."

    Those supporting the current Communities Secretary, Ms. Lord, intended to gentrify the neighborhood. Which would involve driving out the community that already lived there in order to bring in the types of crowds and businesses that people like Gabriel Messenger approved of more.

    No one in the community of Eden wanted either of those outcomes. But stopping both sides won't be easy. Not when some of those in power have few reservations about crossing the line to achieve their goals. How could a bookseller and a florist be expected to pull it off on their own?

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    They still meet, whatever the universe.

    Or, a florist, a bookseller, and a chance meeting in the rain.

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    It has been 270 years since Sirens were cursed to live under the sea and tensions have only been rising like steam from a boiling pot.

    Crowley, a Siren in his late two hundreds, has felt out of place his entire life and wonders where he is meant to be. He figures he'll never find that answer until one day he meets a human, the prince Aziraphale. He'll do anything to stay with him, even make a deal with the notorious Sea Witch, Lucifer. Will he be able to keep his end of the deal or will Lucifer claim his life? Will he be able to stay with the man he loves or will he live the rest of his life under the sea?

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    It's becoming more difficult for Crowley to conceal his monstrous true form and he'll do anything to keep it from Aziraphale. He does well at hiding it until one afternoon when he's unable to stop himself.

    (Gift for chaos_ineffable )

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    “Gardening is making live things from old, growth from death. Tear away at the green sward, baptise the ruins with fish and blood and bone; stitch ruin and decay across it and wait.

    Crowley throws the ruin of himself into the soil around their cottage as soon as they move.”

    Or, healing is a long road. Crowley’s starts in their garden.

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    Crowley has been showering Aziraphale with gifts since time forgotten. It's familiar, it's how he shows what he can’t say and it's been this way for so long it feels natural to him. But what happens when after a certain botched apocalypse, a certain angel decides to flip the tables on one unsuspecting demon?

    Or; Aziraphale elects to begin courting his demon properly and Crowley has no idea how to handle any of it.

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    Crowley needs a change of scenery and some fresh air - so like the poorly thought-through disaster on two wobbly legs that he is, he ups and leaves the fast life in London for Bumfuck, Oxfordshire - also known as Tadfield. Things, however, turn more complicated than he had expected - because, of course, OF COURSE - and Crowley finds that the boring little village stirs him just as much as he thought he would be stirring the village.

    The last thing Aziraphale needs is a change of anything. He has everything handled just nicely in his peaceful little parish where he is the sole priest at a small Catholic church. But the latest addition to the village line-up brings an unholy host of unexpected situations with him...

    EDIT: ch 4 is up. Plot is now actually GOING somewhere and not just thickening, so come one, come all <3

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    1967 — Crowley didn’t fall in love in Eden: lest he be cast aside a second time, he walked willingly at love’s side, each footfall measured and cautious... until the day love shook him with careless hands.

    (Or, the one where Crowley has a sad wank in the bookshop back alley in the 60s.)

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    “Crowley starts making excuses as soon as they’re sitting down for the oysters. Reasons for needing Aziraphale to stay close, for finding things they could do after they’ve eaten.”

    Or, two supernatural beings trying to find the words to start turning this thing between them into a friendship.

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    "It was a flood, Crowley wants to tell them. The worst flood there's ever been and it run off and drowned and that was it, no more unicorns. And it was my fault."

    Crowley normally loves seeing what humans can achieve, but cloning a unicorn from a skeleton found in the remains of a great flood drags up memories and feelings he'd rather not deal with.

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    He was funny, he was fussy, he was kind, he was derisive, he was generous, he was hoggish and Crowley was completely and utterly fucked. Sadly only metaphorically.

    This is the story of Crowley, a coffee shop employee and Aziraphale, a delivery driver, of them falling in love and being in a relationship. This is all soft fluff with a hearty helping of loving smut, so if thats your cup of hot drink, come on in!

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    “Everything’s changing now, isn’t it?”

    “Well, not everything.” Aziraphale had smiled, bringing a thumb up to run over Crowley’s bottom lip. “Some things, certainly. Finally. Thank goodness.” He’d tilted his head to bring their lips together again, and, when Crowley’d gasped, took the opportunity to slip a curious tongue between his lips.

    Crowley had grinned against Aziraphale’s mouth before sliding his tongue over the angel’s, savoring the taste of him.
     
    Yes, things had been going quite well.

    And then Crowley had started panicking.

     

    (Or, "What if Crowley isn't as ready as he thought he'd be once he's finally free to love and be loved by his angel? What if Aziraphale got a taste of what 'you go too fast for me' felt like?")

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    “I think you’re going to punish me,” Crowley repeated, fingers digging into his knees so hard Aziraphale heard the knuckles crack. He looked like he might bolt if Aziraphale made a sudden move, so the angel withdrew a bit and spread his arms along the back of the couch to appear less threatening. There was no need to physically intimidate Crowley. That was not what Aziraphale offered him. It wasn’t what Crowley needed.

    “I am going to punish you,” Aziraphale replied, carefully watching Crowley’s face for signs of increasing distress. “I explicitly told you that if you arrived even a minute past midnight, you would be punished. It is now-“ he glanced at his watch- “twelve-fifteen, and I know that basic maths are hardly a challenge for a brilliant schemer like yourself. So you know you’re going to be punished. That is an absolute certainty. And if there is no uncertainty, there is no need to be nervous.”

    ****

    Crowley has certain needs, and Aziraphale is happy to meet them. That's really all there is to it. Right?

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    "Aziraphale doesn't push, doesn't demand answers or explanations, which is why Crowley's able to say softly 'I'd like us to make love. And I'd like to wear that white suit of mine, that one I wore when...' before he bites off the rest of the sentence hard enough that his teeth clack together."

    Or, Crowley's struggling with bad memories from the week the world didn't end, and asks Aziraphale for help to change at least one of them.

    Written for the White Suit Crowley event.

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