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    Antonia and Aziraphale during his 2nd year of university. Very much a continuation of the previous fics in this series. Porn is in chapters 3 and 6.

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    At this point A&A’s story has expanded beyond the monthly vignettes of 1st year and into some more detailed feelings, events, and relationship issues. (Like the previous fics in the series, my brain wrote parts of the story then informed me after.) I’m trying to tag very thoroughly and will try to give pre-chapter content warnings for anything particularly heavy.

    There is a skin applied to show the text messages in chapters 1 and 11 as displayed on a phone.

    The entire fic is drafted and my goal is to post an update every three days. Thanks for reading along!

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    “Everything’s changing now, isn’t it?”

    “Well, not everything.” Aziraphale had smiled, bringing a thumb up to run over Crowley’s bottom lip. “Some things, certainly. Finally. Thank goodness.” He’d tilted his head to bring their lips together again, and, when Crowley’d gasped, took the opportunity to slip a curious tongue between his lips.

    Crowley had grinned against Aziraphale’s mouth before sliding his tongue over the angel’s, savoring the taste of him.
     
    Yes, things had been going quite well.

    And then Crowley had started panicking.

     

    (Or, "What if Crowley isn't as ready as he thought he'd be once he's finally free to love and be loved by his angel? What if Aziraphale got a taste of what 'you go too fast for me' felt like?")

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    “I want you to be my centerpiece today, Crowley,” Aziraphale says matter-of-factly. “I have a dear friend coming for tea shortly and I need to have this lovely bouquet back on my table. Do you think you can be that for me?”

    Crowley oversteps their rules during a session;
    Aziraphale teaches him a lesson

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    “I’m so tired, Crowley,” Aziraphale whispered, “I wish I could sleep like you do.”

    Seconds tripped by awkwardly, time warped into minutes.

    “You can,” Crowley’s throat was dry, “I mean, I wouldn’t move, if you did.”

    For a moment, he prayed. Crowley prayed that the darkness meant something different: for it to be his hand and not the coat Aziraphale gripped so tightly, head on his shoulder to simply rest because it was preferable, that he was with him simply because he wanted to be.

    The Lord had not granted Crowley's prayers in a very long time, he thought, if She ever had.

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    Crowley knows exactly what he wants. Aziraphale pretends not to know what he means, and for sixty centuries, at that. That is, how and when, and even why, does one pose the question, "Will you sleep with me?"

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    After Crowley saves him in 1941, Aziraphale realises he's fallen in love with the demon. Scared this dangerous feeling of his will cause problems to his friend, he tries to break their relationship. However, his plan to push the demon away fails and they end up admitting their feelings to each other.

    To be able to be together and keep it a secret, Crowley stops time every time they meet. However brilliant this seems at first, it doesn't take long to backfire, opening new wounds and raising more barriers between them.

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    Crowley's new boss is Hastur: a promotion from the pits, where Hell's torments are carried out. All the pit demons have reputations, but Hastur's is worse than most....

    In Hell all relationships are abusive and Hastur's dealings with his new underling are no exception.

    A story told through the medium of therapy and flashbacks. Full of angst(!), abuse, PTSD, panic attacks and a big slice of understanding from a real life angel.

    Set after the failed apocalypse, but the main events are told through Crowley’s memories of Hell and are set thousands of years before. The theme is surviving and recovering from an abusive relationship, so any historical background is just window dressing really.

    Chapters alternate between Aziraphale & Crowley and Crowley/Hastur scenes with other characters as background only.

    This is a total stand alone, but is set (pretty much) in the same imagining of the GO world as another of my stories: Twelve Years Ago. Hastur's character is intended to be the same, but this brings out his (much) nastier side. Some of my demon OCs make brief appearances too, but there aren't any interactions between the two stories.

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    A compilation of badly drawn, cursed and kinky art prompts from discord for the (Return of) Less-Than-Fine Art Friday challenge.

    Each prompt deals with a different kink (except for the first few that are very mild as they try to be in the tone of the LTFAF ran by my predecessor, then I said fuck it and started making trash) in a parody way.

    Each chapter a different kink.- check chapter names to skip kinks that are in any way triggering or squicky for you.
    Updates every Friday!

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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    Snakes and Snow do not mix. Too bad Crowley never bothered to tell Aziraphale that before the angel accepts an invite to accompany Newt and Anathema on a ski trip.

    Note: Chapter 1 is rated T and stands alone as a bit of romantic comedy fluff. Chapter 2 is why the story is rated E, which is also very fluffy but does not really add to the plot so it’s optional.

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    The Apocalypse has come and gone, and Crowley and Aziraphale are now free to spend as much time as they like together. Ever so slowly, they're nudging their way towards a romantic relationship. They have the time now to make sure they get it right, after all.

    Except that Gabriel has his own ideas about Crowley and Aziraphale's love for one another, and what it represents.

    Clearly, their love has been blessed by God.

    Why wouldn't Gabriel want that for himself?

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    In which there is pegging.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are about to take their relationship to the next level when Gabriel and Michael's wrath falls on them. To punish them, they implant a fake reality into Crowley's memory in which he becomes a proper demon for a while and hurts Aziraphale several times. However, they leave Azirapahale untouched and aware that none of it has been real.

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    In hindsight, Sandalphon found Sodom and Gomorrah to be very educational.

    Humans, by their very nature, were corrupt, vicious, and sinful creatures who would give into their violent and base desires without proper guidance from Heaven and their love/fear of Her. And while those humans who dared to think of forcing themselves upon two angels of the Lord were thoroughly punished for that desire, multiple cities wiped from existence before they could lay a hand on anyone. But upon looking back, Sandalphon realized that there must have been demonic influence at work stirring up those dark impulses. And the demon certainly hadn't been punished for his role in things.

    But after the failed apocalypse, Sandalphon realized who it must have been back then. And the punishment should match the crime...

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    ‘I want that again,' Aziraphale says in a rush. ‘I want to, oh, Crowley, I want you to make love to me like it’s our one and only chance again.’

    For nearly 80 years, Aziraphale has been thinking about that one, endless night of love they'd spent in his bookshop. Now that Armageddon is behind them and their futures in front, he finally lets Crowley know.

    Soho, 2019

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    Crowley is a sex-positive stripper who has a perchance for getting into shenanigans. Aziraphale is her new neighbor who's starting over in a new career. On the outside they may make an odd couple, but their love and chemistry will only build up over time.

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    By the time he finished the book, Crowley had his head resting fully on Aziraphale’s shoulder. His breathing had slowed, as had his suckling. He was barely drinking anymore and Aziraphale was glad to see the bottle was just under half full. He set the book aside and kissed Crowley's forehead. His hand under the demon's shirt dipped lower each time he slid it down his tummy, until his fingers were dipping just under the elastic of his pull-up. Crowley bucked his hips up a little, his body seeking more sensation even if he wasn't conscious of it. The aphrodisiac properties of the drug were sinking in and Aziraphale licked his lips in anticipation.

    Sometimes Crowley is Little. Sometimes when he's Little he invites Aziraphale to play certain games with him. Kinky games.

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    Inspired by this prompt on the kink meme.

    Aziraphale catches Crowley having sex with a human. And well, if he can't have Crowley, wouldn't someone he's been with be the next best thing?

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    With that settled and behind them, Ezra slips further into bed and runs a tender hand up the inside of Anthony’s calf, fingers tracing upward to just above his freckled knee before they stop. “When’s the last time you made love?” he asks, and Anthony immediately wants to close his eyes and perish.

    “I already told you,” he rasps. “The last time I shagged somebody was when—”

    “That doesn’t answer my question,” Ezra says, arching an eyebrow. Waiting, so patiently, for Anthony to tell him the truth. Any truth. 

    Anthony knows the real answer, deep down, hidden under the guise of rain and nightfall surrounding them on all sides. Ezra is no fool, and so Anthony won’t treat him like one. 

    “Three weeks ago,” he says simply, staring into those two sapphire eyes that almost look violet in the half-dark. “In a bookshop, with an angel.”

     
    [The ineffables make an exaggerated game of make-believe late one night, wherein unlucky Anthony—very lost and very pregnant in the Soho streets amidst an unending downpour—finds refuge in the company of one hospitable Dr. Ezra Fell, who welcomes him without question into the warmth of his humble home.]

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    "Right." Aziraphale's particularly proud of how steady his voice is. "What do you have in mind?"

    "Ah, yeah." She walks to her window, sitting on the broad ledge, while Aziraphale plucks out his camera, sets it right. "So, I've had this idea. I want it to be natural, intimate. Like the kind of photos a lover would take," she rushes out, staring at her feet.

    Aziraphale almost drops the camera. "I beg your pardon?"

    "Just that," Crowley fixes those magnetic, beautiful eyes of hers on his face, lifts her chin up, "treat me like a lover would."

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    Flirty redhead does a private modelling session for dense Blond

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    Kidnapped, Crowley is forced to serve as Heaven's brood mare while believing his family was killed. All because the longer an angel or demon inhabits their corporation on earth, the more functionally human that body becomes, and Crowley, while wearing a vagina, got pregnant.

    Heaven needs a demon to bear them their own army of hybrids, and the only demon that has ever succeeded in having a child is Crowley. They want their war and their army, and Crowley is going to give them it.

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