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    This is the promised prequel to The Trouble With Being A Demon which will follow the Book! Boys from Eden to Dopplebanging. You don't have to have read Trouble first to follow this story through, but, I mean, why wouldn't you? It's just sitting right there on my dashboard and it isn't even a WIP anymore. Sure it has a high word count, but more than half of those words are pretty sexy...

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    Before there was an Earth and before there was a Garden, there was a Library. A library full of every book, novel, bedtime story and Victoria Sponge recipe that would ever come into being. They will exist, therefore they do exist, and therefore they need to be Kept. For that job one would need a Keeper, and not just any Keeper - Crowley has an exact Keeper in mind. A small, quiet Keeper who borrows books from the Library and secrets them back to his room at night, who forgets what he's meant to be doing and spends his days sitting on the floor with a stack in front of him and his wings getting dusty as he turns pages.
    Crowley watches and he yearns. What starts as a means to spy on his fellow angel results in a delightful friendship full of small literary adventures, golden hour picnics, secret attic spaces, and a deep and profound attachment to one and other.
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    I started this as a way to provide some comfort for myself, imagining how these two would interact with some of my favourite books and children's stories. I hope others find it comforting too.

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    23/?
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    Aziraphale is the Prince of Heaven. A royal angel working his way to becoming a proper king. He’s the only son of the Queen and an alpha to boot, though he’s never shown interest in a mate, omega or otherwise. This is unfortunate but not unheard of, his mother never took a proper mate, but his right hand man and advisor wants him to take a consort at the very least and parades many suitors in front of him as he gets older.

    Meanwhile Aziraphale needs a break from his duties and certainly from this steady stream of new people, and decided to start dressing in common clothes and venturing into the town that sits within the city's walls. Most people have never seen him, so it works well to his favour. It’s there that he pops into an alchemist witch and botany shop where he meets the proprietor. A fiery redhead with a silver tongue named Crowley and his shop hand Anathema who comes in and out over the week.

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    Aziraphale left town one night with his Lit Professor, attempting to escape his homophobic family in the only way he saw possible. Years later, after a dreadful break-up, he’s returned to live with his brothers and attempt to heal his broken heart. What he didn’t count on is his old friend Crawley- now calling himself Crowley- to have returned as well. The wounds left by their last heated argument are deep and Aziraphale may never be able to regain what they once had, but he’d certainly like to try. The two of them need to have an actual conversation but that's not really how these plots go, is it?

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    Crowley, causing mischief as always, helped Staley Kubrick with the visuals of "A Clockwork Orange". Aziraphale is a little reluctant.
    Little did he know it'd have effects in the future.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses Holy Water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and the angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... and, now Shadwell is here, trying to exorcise him...

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the scene with Ligur's death to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the unholy water plan & the ‘successful’ angel exorcism

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    Angel Crowley goes on a jog with Gabriel to convince him to stop the Apocalypse, and fails. Hastur threatens demon Azira(fell) while wearing a clay bunny costume, and so Azira(fell) tries to convince Crowley to run away to Alpha Centauri with him.

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the beginning to when Azira(fell) (Or, Crowley) tries to convince him to leave to Alpha Centauri.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Perhaps Blaggart’s history class was more trouble than it was worth.

     

    In which Crowley and Aziraphale discuss their situation, and absolutely no action is taken.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell)'s original plans are ruined, they hit a woman (or; she hit them), and now Crowley is in possession of The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they figure out where the Antichrist lives.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    Aziraphale has an announcement, and Crowley doesn’t know what to do with this information.

    No, really. He doesn’t.

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    Angel Crowley and demon Azira(fell) have a plan to find the Antichrist, one problem... I think they were just shot!

     

    Season 1, Episode 2: The Book. (Up until they get shot)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; totally going to plan!

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    Crowley decides to recreate a romantic (?) moment from slightly further back in their shared history by getting arrested in Paris on the anniversary of a certain demonic rescue. Things go awry from there.

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    Crowley has a plan to embarrass his angel, but Aziraphale is not as innocent as he thinks. Takes place after the phone call in the lockdown segment.

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    Crowley gets so bored he decides to take up writing. He writes a book about the adventures of Ez and J (who are, obviously, Aziraphale and Crowley.) The only noticeable difference in Ez’s character, Crowley thinks, is that he loves J back.

    He brings his book to Aziraphale, not mentioning that he was the one who wrote it.

    Fluff and comfort ensues.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley narrate “history of the entire world, i guess” by Bill Wurtz, while adding their own personal ✨spice✨ to it.

    Original video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

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