12 Works in Crowley Being an Asshole (Good Omens)

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    Human AU
    Aziraphale owns a flower shop when Crowley, a customer, barges in and orders flowers that are a passive aggressive middle finger to his boss.

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Azira Fell and Anthony Crowley are part of two of the worlds current biggest rock bands, Serpent of Eden and Angelic Virtues respectively. One day, they are asked to do a huge world tour together.

    Only problem? Both bands absolutely despise eachother.

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    Anthony stopped to watch him for a moment. The blond bent over, showing off a rather nice arse in beige trousers, which Anthony could appreciate. Still jiggling the key while he crouched over the mechanism, he couldn’t get the gate to budge.

    “Having trouble?” Anthony called.

    The blond stood up, turning to show him the most beautiful blue eyes. Anthony didn’t even know anything else about him, but he was already interested in those blue eyes and nice arse. The blond smiled the sweetest smile in his direction; an arrow straight to his heart.

    Trust fund baby Anthony Crowley is required by his family to get a job to learn the value of actual work. He expects a few months of boredom before quitting until forced into the next job. He wasn't expecting to run into Aziraphale, who completely stole his heart. And that's not all. His fairly uneventful life is about to be turned upside-down by fires, abductions, and the meddling of an angel and a demon who are charged with keeping him and Aziraphale safe.

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    Crowley hadn't had a plan for surviving the end of the world. He fully figured the world was fucked and the only thing for it was to grab the angel and flee to the stars. Plan-like, surely. Plan-adjacent.

    Aziraphale had had a plan. It just wasn't a good one, due to a number of faulty assumptions and missteps both theological or literal.

    It's been a few months since the world didn't end. Having been spared from destruction once, an angel and a demon have spent those few months getting pissed, getting bored, and sometimes getting downright paranoid waiting for Trouble to come knocking.

    As it turns out, drunk, bored, and anxious are not the best conditions for planning. Months passed, paranoia faded, boredom rose, and when Trouble knocked, not one single better plan was anywhere to be found.

    Now, Aziraphale and Crowley are once again in panic mode as they try to save (one-eight-billionth of) humanity in a short time. Above and Below have combined their considerable powers of spite and also of power, and one interesting young woman is their target. Can one angel, one demon, and each of their brain cells work through their issues while thwarting the powers that be, again?

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    When Crowley gets on the wrong side of a certain witch he finds himself cursed with mortality, and his desperate quest to break the spell leads him to none other than Aziraphale.
    The pair discover the true nature of the feelings they hold for one another, share a passionate night together that shows the demon just how much he took for granted, and find an ending straight out of a fairytale.

    Porn with plot, angst and plenty of fluff.

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    Demons are unable to produce off-springs of their own, but angels can.

    In order to increase their numbers for Armageddon, Hell had been kidnapping any angels they could find on Earth throughout the course of history, turning them into demon breeders for the high-ranking demons.

    The principality Aziraphale had been trapped in Hell since the 18th century. His rebellious attitude caught him the interest of the demon Crowley, a Duke of Hell.

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    Warlock has some questions about Eden's father.

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    Prompt ficlets for the Good Omens Celebration 2020.

    From Day 1:
    Now, the angel C--- found this indefinable Before a perfectly decent place, really, in the way that Luxembourg is a perfectly fine sort of place if you don't mind paper pushers or cut-throat diplomat types whose smiles never quite reach their eyes.[1] It was just that he'd been whipping together carbon and nitrogen and iron for literal eons now, over and over and over again, and it was dirty and heavy work, and he'd really like a holiday or at least to have a go with playing around with some oxygen too, just to mix it up a bit and break the monotony.
    ...
    The first question the angel C--- asked was embarrassingly basic ("Can you hold my place while I nip out for a smoke?"), but once he got going, he took to the whole questioning thing like a duck to water. Soon, he was asking questions left, right and centre. Some of his favourites included:
    "Look, can I please have a go with the helium? Come oooon, promise I won't make funny voices this time."
    And: "Whyyyy?"
    And: "God, why is Michael such a dick?"

    Originally published on Tumblr.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are visited by Beelzebub who has questions.

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    Crowley convinces Aziraphale to participate in an episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved.

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    Aziraphale has often felt flattered – but never quite like the moment when an eccentric, curly-haired artist wants him as his muse.
    It’s a huge project, he claims. He further states, quite confidently, that his painted ceiling will hardly be overshadowed by any other work in town. He's particularly interested in models with angelic features and Aziraphale happens to have exactly what it takes.
    Fate, after all, has decided that the artist and the angel shall meet…or has it.

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