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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Sergeant Shadwell has been hired to help demon Azira(fell) and angel Crowley, separately. However, the demon and angel are at the bandstand, and well... are going though a break up, and possibly a divorce, in the middle of the end of the world?

     

    Season 1, Episode 3: Hard Times. (From modern day to The Bandstand scene... have fun.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

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    For the first time in his very long existence Crowley believes that they might be left alone for the time being - Of course that’s when Gabriel decided to speak up

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    Crowley's been wanting to tell off Gabriel for millennia after the trials he finally gets his opportunity.

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    Crowley wants Aziraphale to play a video game. Crowley wants Aziraphale to play one video game in particular. It'll bring out a side of him that Crowley loves to see.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley travel to Tadfield to spend Christmas with Anathema, Newt, and The Them. Crowley hasn’t let go of the suspicion that Hell could still be on his tail. Aziraphale is determined to have a good time. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

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    Crowley hasn’t been himself lately, and Aziraphale is concerned. He tries to cheer him up, but it doesn’t go exactly as planned. There’s also the not-so-small issue of not having talked yet about the nature of their new relationship after the ApocaDon’t. Can the Husbands work things out and discover their own version of holiday cheer?

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    Crowley wants Aziraphale to play a video game. Crowley wants Aziraphale to play one video game in particular. It'll bring out a side of him that Crowley loves to see.

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    A voice-activated vibrator mysteriously arrives at Aziraphale's bookshop. He decides to put it to good use.

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    It's a break in the storm of all those slings and arrows they've been dealt recently and they're living together comfortably. On a day like any other, Crowley's down practicing with The Bentley (his lovely, terror of a bronc) and Aziraphale's doing some washing up.

    And then the worst happens, and Aziraphale's heart is in his throat and he's halfway down the hill before he can think of it, and oh thank the Lord he's alright.

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    "Alright, tell you what. Why don't we both go pay him a visit, together."

    Aziraphale furrowed his brow. "I’m sorry?"

    "You know, plead our cases to him. Be the angel and demon on his shoulder."

    For a brief moment Aziraphale wondered if this was some sort of trick Crowley was playing on him.

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    In which Crowley and Aziraphale are both tasked with securing the printing press as a tool for their respective sides, and visit Johannes Gutenberg together.

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    Prompt ficlets for the Good Omens Celebration 2020.

    From Day 1:
    Now, the angel C--- found this indefinable Before a perfectly decent place, really, in the way that Luxembourg is a perfectly fine sort of place if you don't mind paper pushers or cut-throat diplomat types whose smiles never quite reach their eyes.[1] It was just that he'd been whipping together carbon and nitrogen and iron for literal eons now, over and over and over again, and it was dirty and heavy work, and he'd really like a holiday or at least to have a go with playing around with some oxygen too, just to mix it up a bit and break the monotony.
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    The first question the angel C--- asked was embarrassingly basic ("Can you hold my place while I nip out for a smoke?"), but once he got going, he took to the whole questioning thing like a duck to water. Soon, he was asking questions left, right and centre. Some of his favourites included:
    "Look, can I please have a go with the helium? Come oooon, promise I won't make funny voices this time."
    And: "Whyyyy?"
    And: "God, why is Michael such a dick?"

    Originally published on Tumblr.

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    "Crowley skids into the kitchen, and scrambles towards the steaming black mug that Aziraphale is reaching towards. 'You’d better not, angel!' he says as he slides himself hand-first between Aziraphale and the tea.

    'Good morning to you, too, dear.' Aziraphale says calmly, picking up his own half-empty mug from the counter, attempting to hide his smile behind the rim of the cup, not breaking his teasing stare. 'So glad you could join me.'"

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    Crowley is a far better demon than people give him credit for...after all; how many demons would come up with such a wonderful idea - making an angel Fall. He knows exactly how to do it, too, nothing could go wrong...

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    What happens when Crowley helps Aziraphale hook up his old computer to the internet and even introduces him to Discord? Of course he jokingly suggest making a server for the heavenly team...you can guess what goes from there.

     

    (This is a mess, not sure how good it is. Had a few ideas I wanted to do. Will be short chapters. Hope you enjoy!)

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    After the Armageddon that wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale settle into their new, independent lives. They stay in touch with their human friends, but, mostly, are enjoying a quiet life in the countryside.

    All that is about to change. Heaven and Hell have countless plans that operate on a need-to-know basis...and Aziraphale and Crowley didn't need to know. But now they will, as they find themselves in the sudden possession of the byproduct of one of those plans.

    Or, "Crowley and Aziraphale end up with a baby and chaos ensues."

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    “I’m sorry weren’t we…?” As Crowley turned to give him a puzzled look Aziraphale suddenly realized no we weren’t.

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    The pining ineffables agreeing on not using any more miracles. Sort of.

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